Current Events > FFFFFFFUCK!!!! Woke up with a hemorrhoid >_>

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NeonPhoenix 05/22/25 6:05:33 AM #1:	My ass felt weird when I woke up, and checked it out in the mirror and yep, I got one. No pain now, but I know it'll get painful soon >_> Gotta call my ass doctor and see if he can see me real quick tomorrow. Waiting for the drug store to open so I can get some Prep H I've only had 1 like 2 years ago, but I cant believe it's back >_> FUCK! --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985150026] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>My ass felt weird when I woke up, and checked it out in the mirror and yep, I got one.No pain now, but I know it'll get painful soon >_> Gotta call my ass doctor and see if he can see me real quick tomorrow. Waiting for the drug store to open so I can get some Prep HI've only had 1 like 2 years ago, but I cant believe it's back >_> FUCK!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Waddlez 05/22/25 6:06:21 AM #2:	This makes my butt pucker up --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll36rxs0DB1qhmn4do1_400.gif http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cats-kitten-box-366664.gif <cite>Waddlez posted [p:985150033] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>This makes my butt pucker up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/22/25 6:17:27 AM #3:	I've been eating non-stop salads too since I've been slimming down a few pounds so I dont turn into a fat FUCK. I should have enough fiber Actually, the last time I got a hemmy was when I was slimming down too. Are they related? >_> --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985150074] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>I've been eating non-stop salads too since I've been slimming down a few pounds so I dont turn into a fat FUCK. I should have enough fiberActually, the last time I got a hemmy was when I was slimming down too. Are they related? >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 05/22/25 6:51:18 AM #4:	hides topic --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/ueacaz <cite>boxoto posted [p:985150191] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>hides topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 05/22/25 7:15:17 AM #5:	Laughed at the politics tag. --- Up to no good searching for tomorrow Misunderstood when you're headed straight into the flames <cite>Error1355 posted [p:985150305] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Laughed at the politics tag.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/22/25 7:27:30 AM #6:	Error1355 posted... Laughed at the politics tag. This is a true clash of ideologies. In my butt. --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985150353] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite><quote>Laughed at the politics tag.</quote>This is a true clash of ideologies. In my butt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 05/22/25 7:30:11 AM #7:	Have you tried tickling it? --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:985150364] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Have you tried tickling it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sfcalimari 05/22/25 7:31:49 AM #8:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/de25a697.jpg --- "Tether even a roasted chicken." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo <cite>sfcalimari posted [p:985150371] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/de25a697.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 05/22/25 7:32:48 AM #9:	Shouldn't have pushed that turd so hard --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:985150374] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Shouldn't have pushed that turd so hard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/22/25 7:34:33 AM #10:	Ivynn posted... Shouldn't have pushed that turd so hard idk wtf caused it. I didnt work out for 3 days, I pooped 2 days ago like a normal person and it was fine, I didnt do anything strenuous yesterday. How the FUCK did this little shit pop up? --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985150377] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite><quote>Shouldn't have pushed that turd so hard</quote>idk wtf caused it. I didnt work out for 3 days, I pooped 2 days ago like a normal person and it was fine, I didnt do anything strenuous yesterday. How the FUCK did this little shit pop up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 05/22/25 7:36:34 AM #11:	NeonPhoenix posted... idk wtf caused it. I didnt work out for 3 days, I pooped 2 days ago like a normal person and it was fine, I didnt do anything strenuous yesterday. How the FUCK did this little shit pop up? You don't poop every day? >_> Your poor toilet. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:985150393] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>NeonPhoenix posted... </cite><quote>idk wtf caused it. I didnt work out for 3 days, I pooped 2 days ago like a normal person and it was fine, I didnt do anything strenuous yesterday. How the FUCK did this little shit pop up?</quote>You don't poop every day? >_> Your poor toilet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/22/25 7:37:06 AM #12:	Ivynn posted... You don't poop every day? >_> Your poor toilet. I poop every other day since I was like 3. I get more free time to live my life --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985150396] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite><quote>You don't poop every day? >_> Your poor toilet.</quote>I poop every other day since I was like 3. I get more free time to live my life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 05/22/25 7:47:21 AM #13:	NeonPhoenix posted... I poop every other day since I was like 3. I get more free time to live my life Longest I've gone without pooping is 6 days lol --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:985150455] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>NeonPhoenix posted... </cite><quote>I poop every other day since I was like 3. I get more free time to live my life</quote>Longest I've gone without pooping is 6 days lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/22/25 7:48:44 AM #14:	Ivynn posted... Longest I've gone without pooping is 6 days lol Damn, you beat mine. I only did 5 days >_> But it was a glorious log that clogged my college dorm toilet. Naturally it got blamed on the fat guy on the floor. It was the perfect crime: I was the toilet terrorist all along! How was your shit after 6 days? --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985150465] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite><quote>Longest I've gone without pooping is 6 days lol</quote>Damn, you beat mine. I only did 5 days >_> But it was a glorious log that clogged my college dorm toilet. Naturally it got blamed on the fat guy on the floor. It was the perfect crime: I was the toilet terrorist all along!How was your shit after 6 days?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 05/22/25 7:51:29 AM #15:	NeonPhoenix posted... Damn, you beat mine. I only did 5 days >_> But it was a glorious log that clogged my college dorm toilet. Naturally it got blamed on the fat guy on the floor. It was the perfect crime: I was the toilet terrorist all along! How was your shit after 6 days? Is it moddable to post a gif of Randy from South Park pooping that turd mountain? >_> Similar to that lol --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:985150479] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>NeonPhoenix posted... </cite><quote>Damn, you beat mine. I only did 5 days >_> But it was a glorious log that clogged my college dorm toilet. Naturally it got blamed on the fat guy on the floor. It was the perfect crime: I was the toilet terrorist all along!How was your shit after 6 days?</quote>Is it moddable to post a gif of Randy from South Park pooping that turd mountain? >_>Similar to that lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/22/25 7:51:47 AM #16:	Nice --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985150483] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 05/22/25 7:52:24 AM #17:	Dont push so hard, partner. Youll blow out your o ring. --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:985150490] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Dont push so hard, partner. Youll blow out your o ring.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 05/22/25 9:30:48 AM #18:	They'll be back, and with a vengeance --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:985151161] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>They'll be back, and with a vengeance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 05/22/25 11:33:07 AM #19:	I had them once in my life after surgery. Just eat lots of fiber and take stool softener you should be ok. If they become chronic youll need to get surgery. --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:985152196] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>I had them once in my life after surgery. Just eat lots of fiber and take stool softener you should be ok. If they become chronic youll need to get surgery. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 05/22/25 11:44:53 AM #20:	Too much kegels. JK I dunno, usually it's from bearing down too hard. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:985152309] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Too much kegels. JK I dunno, usually it's from bearing down too hard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K-driver 05/22/25 12:16:03 PM #21:	Asses paying you back for not respecting them enough. --- LURKING HARD! or hardly lurking, see? <cite>K-driver posted [p:985152562] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Asses paying you back for not respecting them enough.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/22/25 12:35:26 PM #22:	K-driver posted... Aes paying you back for not respecting them enough. and I'll still never yield! The other side is the winning side! --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985152740] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>K-driver posted... </cite><quote>Aes paying you back for not respecting them enough.</quote>and I'll still never yield! The other side is the winning side!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hospy 05/22/25 1:32:34 PM #23:	Unfortunately, getting a hemorrhoid increases your chances of getting more hemorrhoids. <cite>Hospy posted [p:985153346] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Unfortunately, getting a hemorrhoid increases your chances of getting more hemorrhoids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 05/22/25 1:37:26 PM #24:	Have you been having....for lack of a better word, cleaning the drain pipes down there with another man? Lol <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:985153378] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Have you been having....for lack of a better word, cleaning the drain pipes down there with another man? Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/22/25 1:38:34 PM #25:	Hell no lol --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985153389] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Hell no lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 05/22/25 1:43:04 PM #26:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d90f2bb.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:985153432] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d90f2bb.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlveinFencer 05/22/25 1:48:32 PM #27:	YugiNoob posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d90f2bb.jpg Liz has the best shocked face. --- Boku wa Dhaos wo taosu! This board is a daycare with no adults.-HoshinoKatta <cite>AlveinFencer posted [p:985153506] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d90f2bb.jpg</quote>Liz has the best shocked face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Toonstrack 05/22/25 1:59:14 PM #28:	I've dealt with them. Anything for sure --- The succotash is suffering. Comic Artist <cite>Toonstrack posted [p:985153675] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>I've dealt with them. Anything for sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rob_the_Ninja 05/22/25 2:01:43 PM #29:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwu1tBRY1KA <cite>Rob_the_Ninja posted [p:985153696] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwu1tBRY1KA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/23/25 7:21:25 AM #30:	Still got it.... --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985161307] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Still got it....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/24/25 9:50:46 AM #31:	Still fucking got it. I gotta take this Prep H to work I guess --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985173918] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Still fucking got it. I gotta take this Prep H to work I guess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 05/24/25 9:56:04 AM #32:	Error1355 posted... Laughed at the politics tag. I mean, a number of leaders are total asses... --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:985173958] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite><quote>Laughed at the politics tag.</quote>I mean, a number of leaders are total asses...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 05/24/25 9:57:13 AM #33:	At a certain age, you're just gonna start getting them. --- My alt is my new main <cite>Derwood posted [p:985173969] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>At a certain age, you're just gonna start getting them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/25/25 2:33:50 PM #34:	Derwood posted... At a certain age, you're just gonna start getting them. What the fuck, getting old sucks --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985186996] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Derwood posted... </cite><quote>At a certain age, you're just gonna start getting them.</quote>What the fuck, getting old sucks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/27/25 9:17:13 AM #35:	See the ass doctor this early afternoon. Got my enemas ready to go >_> --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985206451] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>See the ass doctor this early afternoon. Got my enemas ready to go >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonPhoenix 05/27/25 9:18:50 AM #37:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Thanks <_< --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985206467] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Thanks <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonPhoenix 05/27/25 6:52:47 PM #38:	Feeling better. About to see the doctor lol --- https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG <cite>NeonPhoenix posted [p:985212549] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Feeling better. About to see the doctor lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 05/27/25 6:53:37 PM #39:	I've already told you your fate <cite>MrResetti posted [p:985212555] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>I've already told you your fate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RasterGraphic 05/27/25 7:01:41 PM #40:	IDK have had hemorrhoids on and off for about a decade and I've never visited a doctor for it. I just keep it clean as possible. --- "Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex." - Philip J. Fry <cite>RasterGraphic posted [p:985212643] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>IDK have had hemorrhoids on and off for about a decade and I've never visited a doctor for it.I just keep it clean as possible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 05/27/25 8:06:46 PM #41:	Only time I saw the doctor is when I had a "blow out" and thought I had a colon problem --- My alt is my new main <cite>Derwood posted [p:985213304] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>Only time I saw the doctor is when I had a "blow out" and thought I had a colon problem</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 05/27/25 8:08:29 PM #42:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frRcIrnjlQI --- There's a time and place for everything... but not now. <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:985213324] in FFFFFFFUCK... [t:80986153]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frRcIrnjlQI</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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