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Hayame_Zero 05/14/25 10:32:59 AM #1: |
https://press.wbd.com/us/media-release/max/warner-bros-discovery-announces-max-become-hbo-max-summer --- ...I think I'm done here... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dungeater 05/14/25 10:33:48 AM #2: |
https://i.imgur.com/xHodIEU.gif --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnsteadyOwl 05/14/25 10:34:25 AM #3: |
lol --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoesntMatter 05/14/25 10:34:48 AM #4: |
lol --- Reject the Oligarchy. Resist their goal: https://theplotagainstamerica.com/ Find your local organizers: https://www.fiftyfifty.one/ https://indivisible.org/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 05/14/25 10:40:33 AM #5: |
Best joke I ever heard on the matter was during Conan's Hot Ones ep: "I have a show! It's on Max! They used to call it HBO, but they found that was too popular!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/14/25 10:43:53 AM #6: |
Fuck Zaslav --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SocialistGamer 05/14/25 10:44:58 AM #7: |
Next year: HBO Max will be renamed to Max!! --- Capcom is the best developer ever! Steam ID: SocialistGamer92 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hexenherz 05/14/25 10:47:05 AM #8: |
Should just call it HBOverdrive --- RS3: UltimaSuende - CE Thread Zone https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boomgetchopped3 05/14/25 10:48:56 AM #9: |
Or just HBO --- It's unscrupulous, Ms. Day ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hexenherz 05/14/25 10:49:46 AM #10: |
boomgetchopped3 posted... Or just HBOLook I need a minimum of one plus sign to recognize that this is a premium streaming service that requires a monthly subscription --- RS3: UltimaSuende - CE Thread Zone https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 05/14/25 10:53:02 AM #11: |
They're not even trying to hide what they did in that press release. I guess you can only laugh at yourself when no amount of corporate spin will work. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7e099bfb.jpg --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Popo 05/14/25 11:05:49 AM #12: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/babd619e.jpg --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 05/14/25 11:10:00 AM #13: |
Wow what an exciting development, all the suits at WB are earning their salaries on this one --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LonelyStoner 05/14/25 11:10:51 AM #14: |
The change was stupid to begin with. I love the service, tho. --- He's all alone through the day and night. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 05/14/25 11:12:22 AM #15: |
MC_BatCommander posted... Wow what an exciting development, all the suits at WB are earning their salaries on this one We need to give them more money because they are smart and make smart decisions and then those smart decisions will trickle down to us! --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 05/14/25 11:12:45 AM #16: |
Lmao --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 05/14/25 11:13:23 AM #17: |
Heineken14 posted... We need to give them more money because they are smart and make smart decisions and then those smart decisions will trickle down to us! Sad fact is, Zaslav actually will still get his gorbillion dollar bonus. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 05/14/25 11:14:13 AM #18: |
Ivynn posted... Sad fact is, Zaslav actually will still get his gorbillion dollar bonus. Probably a bigger one for a big boost in stocks or something from people liking the HBO Max name. lol --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RasterGraphic 05/14/25 11:17:04 AM #19: |
I don't know what's wrong with HBO. The brand is already associated with being a premium service. --- "Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex." - Philip J. Fry ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 05/14/25 11:17:27 AM #20: |
MC_BatCommander posted... Wow what an exciting development, all the suits at WB are earning their salaries on this oneit's honestly hilarious how much the press release gasses themselves up when the summary is they did a dumb thing and now they're changing it back It is also a testament to WBDs willingness to keep boldly iterating its strategy and approach leaning heavily on consumer data and insights to best position itself for success. --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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elizajanegirl 05/14/25 11:17:59 AM #21: |
Starks posted... They're not even trying to hide what they did in that press release.Hahahaha --- Just a girl in the great big world http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/elizajanegrl-1487/hero/76174370 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom_Nook 05/14/25 11:25:50 AM #22: |
I was still calling it HBO Max anyway. --- currently waiting for my turn in Master Duel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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McMarbles 05/14/25 11:26:41 AM #23: |
The_Popo posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/babd619e.jpgIts okay, theyll just compensate by removing the few remaining shows. --- Currently playing: Tales of Graces f (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 05/14/25 11:29:33 AM #24: |
Phantom_Nook posted... I was still calling it HBO Max anyway. this, I don't know of anyone who just called it Max after the change --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Murphiroth 05/14/25 11:33:44 AM #25: |
Never Back Down 2: The Backdown ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pow_Pow_Punishment 05/14/25 11:34:29 AM #26: |
"It is also a testament to WBDs willingness to keep boldly iterating its strategy and approach" Yes, so bold. Re-adding your company's name to your company's product after people were already calling it that. --- Currently playing: Pokemon Soul Silver, Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Training log: https://powpowpunishment.blogspot.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 05/14/25 11:35:17 AM #27: |
cm'on dude, i was used to calling it just "Max"! now i have to add more letters?? ugh... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 05/14/25 11:37:24 AM #28: |
I'm now expecting HBO Max to be a base package, but if you want anything good (Last of Us, House of the Dragon), then you need to upgrade to HBO Max MAX --- he/him/his ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 05/14/25 11:38:49 AM #29: |
Did you remember to say "Fuck Zaslav" today? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 05/14/25 11:40:27 AM #30: |
going briefly off topic, i do hope we get more quality animated shows like Common Side Effects on there. definitely one of the best animated shows i've seen in a while! glad it was renewed for a season 2 btw! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hexenherz 05/14/25 11:42:43 AM #31: |
Euripides posted... I'm now expecting HBO Max to be a base package, but if you want anything good (Last of Us, House of the Dragon), then you need to upgrade to HBO Max MAXMaybe they will have HBO Max TV and HBO Max Movies, with a discount for subscribing to both services, and the two-for-one package can just be called Max. --- RS3: UltimaSuende - CE Thread Zone https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jefffan 05/14/25 11:42:44 AM #32: |
ZevLoveDOOM posted... going briefly off topic, i do hope we get more quality animated shows like Common Side Effects on there. definitely one of the best animated shows i've seen in a while!Zaslav hates animation so I doubt it. --- Ernest Morgan: November 15, 1956-September 28, 2010: Best dad in the world. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 05/14/25 11:48:59 AM #33: |
ZevLoveDOOM posted... going briefly off topic, i do hope we get more quality animated shows like Common Side Effects on there. definitely one of the best animated shows i've seen in a while! Common Side Effects was great, I'm also looking forward to the next season --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cory898 05/14/25 12:03:50 PM #34: |
Ok, now walk back other bad decisions you made. --- Probably the only Mario Maker 2 level I'll ever create worth sharing. 1RT-9RG-QKF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameGodOfAll 05/14/25 12:05:30 PM #35: |
How are the ultra rich THIS stupid? --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! http://imgur.com/Fc39f.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 05/14/25 12:11:22 PM #36: |
Jokes on them, I never stopped calling it HBO Max. Now when people try to correct me I have more ammo to tell them to fuck off. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 05/14/25 12:12:31 PM #37: |
I still called it HBO Max lol. Almost no one I knew that "Max" was a good idea to begin with. The HBO brand is just so damn powerful for being about "quality". --- DI MOLTO! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wanderingshade 05/14/25 12:13:11 PM #38: |
jefffan posted... Zaslav hates animation so I doubt it. Zas is such a fucking dope for getting rid of Cartoon Network shows like Dexter's Lab. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 05/14/25 12:14:11 PM #39: |
ZevLoveDOOM posted... going briefly off topic, i do hope we get more quality animated shows like Common Side Effects on there. definitely one of the best animated shows i've seen in a while!I mean thats an Adult Swim show i guess I dont know how completely Warner brothers controls adult swim content but its not technically a max original --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Compsognathus 05/14/25 12:23:23 PM #40: |
I want to make WB/Discovery an offer. For half of Zaslav's salary I will be an absolute chucklefuck with zero direction. You'll get the exact same results you are getting now but with more cost savings. --- 1 line break(s), 160 characters allowed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Intro2Logic 05/14/25 12:37:17 PM #41: |
Remember: the people getting paid large sums of money to run important organizations and companies are as stupid as the rest of us, if not more so --- Have you tried thinking rationally? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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havean776 05/14/25 12:38:49 PM #42: |
As someone who works for warner brothers I would like to point out Zaslav gave him self a 25% pay rise. I got a 4% one and a gift card. --- "I will either find a way, or make one." Hannibal Barca ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Toonstrack 05/14/25 12:41:53 PM #43: |
Lmfao? --- The succotash is suffering. Comic Artist ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ablegator 05/14/25 12:43:04 PM #44: |
Next step is cancel all shows and remove all content. --- Why be stupid? Does it make you happy to be stupid? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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zhangliao1 05/14/25 12:44:15 PM #45: |
How are those idiots still in charge? --- "There are many children's books that teach morals, but I don't go around worshipping mother goose." - Dynalo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JohnEtrav 05/14/25 12:44:55 PM #46: |
This is silly --- Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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name_unknown 05/14/25 12:44:58 PM #47: |
Zas from upfronts The powerful growth we have seen in our global streaming service is built around the quality of our programming, Zaslav said in a statement. Today, we are bringing back HBO, the brand that represents the highest quality in media, to further accelerate that growth in the years ahead. WBD asking everyone to please ignore the past two years of failure. Zas had to signal to buyers growth twice. He must have an hourly stock price ticker on him at all times. Showtime used to be a strong competitor but it has fallen off. HBO should be worried about Apple overtaking them with branding. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 05/14/25 12:50:10 PM #48: |
Zaslav hates WB in every decision. This is a man who only values the top line value of a property rather than any cultural significance. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 05/14/25 1:07:08 PM #49: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1de04fce.jpg --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NightRender 05/14/25 1:24:47 PM #50: |
HBO Max: the one to watch for Max: the one to watch for HBO --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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