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1. A ring that provides all of your required nourishment so long as it's worn
2. A small clay figure of yourself that lets you create a clone that does whatever you tell it as well as behaves exactly like you. The clone lasts a week and can only be used once a month.
3. An oven that spontaneously creates any food you think of before you open it. The food tastes as if it were prepared perfectly.
4. A battery that produces infinite electricity and can fit any size or shape of connection
5. 2 small crystals that allow you to instantly and safely teleport between them. The crystals can only be moved by you.
6. A pajama set that allows you total control of your sleep and dreams. When you lie down to sleep you'll sleep instantly if you so desire and you awake fully refreshed regardless of how much time has passed.
7. A functional stasis chamber. Up to 10 people can fit in the chamber, when activated the chamber puts all inside into stasis until a pre-set time has passed. The chamber cannot be interrupted or damaged.
8. A bracelet that lets you shapeshift into any person you imagine.
9. A necklace that keeps you in perfect physical health preventing any illness or disease and eliminating any you may already have
10. A pair of glasses that allow you to see up to 24 hours into the future. The glasses can only be used once per year.

The items can only be used by you except the stasis chamber but it can only be activated by you.

Glasses please

The glasses will let me see lottery drawings ahead of time.

As someone who is really sick all the time and hates how I have felt since 2013 and struggles so bad with the easiest tasks these days like literally just standing up and walking across flat ground without major issues I would take that necklace all day long. Health is everything.

But for the hell of it if I was perfectly healthy I'll take the oven. I know the glasses would let you win the lottery and basically become a god but that is too over powered. For something that is just awesome but wouldn't totally be overpowered and as someone who loves food I want that oven with perfect food.

Clay figure so I can go fuck myself.

I'm stuck between the battery and necklace...I guess necklace....the oven would be awesome too but with a free EV and no electric bills I could buy whatever food I wanted.

Give me the bracelet and let me transform into a Japanese catgirl or at least a girl

Shapeshift probably. Though clone to get time off work would be nice.

The oven feels like one of those items where you can be overly creative with the definition of "food" and then basically make anything.

But even if used as intended it's still great, so.

HighSeraph posted...

A necklace that keeps you in perfect physical health preventing any illness or disease and eliminating any you may already have

As great as the magic oven would be, I need this one

If the glasses weren't an option, I would have chosen the pajamas. Instant restful sleep sounds op.

However using the glasses the night before the lottery would set me up for life, so I wouldn't need to worry about my sleep schedule.

Oven

The food is made based on my thinking ability, which can easily be exploited to create extinct species, fictional species, things that eat metals, etc. The food isn't "cooked," so "raw" materials can be easily made in this way, such as edible gold. Just in the video game world, think of having infinite Megalixirs, stat boosters, 1-up mushrooms, and so on. My soul food creates souls; my devil's-food cake creates devils; my thoughts become real because I'm creating food for thought. Humans are food for some creatures, so I can create "raw" (living) humans. Think of the food pokemon I can rule--...I mean, help the world with.

This is the oven that was used for everything but cooking normal food!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/918f2787.jpg

I have to choose the glasses, but I wanted to choose the bracelet

Glasses and necklace are the top tier ones. One would allow you to become incredibly wealthy while the other keeps you healthy. Both fantastic choices.

Next tier down is probably the pyjamas, which essentially eliminate the need to sleep. According to the rules set out, you could sleep for ten seconds and awake feeling fully refreshed.

Then probably the teleportation crystals. I might have considered them on par with the pyjamas if there were more than 2.

Id say anything other than those, while useful, is probably not a great choice.

MagiMarthKoopa posted...

As great as the magic oven would be, I need this one

Same. I absolutely take the necklace that solves my health problems.

I'm very lazy so the crystals, then I can get to work and back instantly with no commute

and also so I can skip plane travel if I ever want to take vacations to another country often, or skip bring luggage with me etc.

Scariest thing about the glasses is if you put them on one day and dont see anything

I feel like there's a moral obligation to bring that battery into existence.

i'm in pain in at least 2 or 3 different areas of my body on a daily basis. definitely the necklace.

Those are really good items.

Pajama that let me control my dream seems to be dangerous for me because I would've choose to be in a dream forever.

The crystals would be my first choice

the battery would be the second

bracelet the third tbh

No matter which option you pick, there's going to come a point where you'll wish you chose the necklace. So it's probably the right choice.

Sindayven posted...

No matter which option you pick, there's going to come a point where you'll wish you chose the necklace. So it's probably the right choice.

I feel like you could apply that logic the other way round for most people though. For many of them, if they chose the necklace, there would come a point where theyd wish theyd chosen the glasses.

Set stasis chamber for 4 years ,5 days please

HighSeraph posted...

A pajama set that allows you total control of your sleep and dreams. When you lie down to sleep you'll sleep instantly if you so desire and you awake fully refreshed regardless of how much time has passed.

Doesn't the neckless just make this mostly pointless since you're in perfect physical condition anyways.

Shouldnt the necklace make you functionally immortal? If youre in perfect physical health, you shouldnt be able to degrade. And in that same sense, you shouldnt be able to be killed wearing it either.

3, but 7 is a close second due to there being no restrictions on uses or how long each use is.

8 sounds... well, like it would be better if it was just "you can shapeshift into any animal that exists or has existed."

Heck, if I can choose two, 7 and modified 8 would mesh well together. Since together they are basically also 9 (well, modified 8 with creativity is anyway).

Would be nice to visit the next civilization in a million years or so.

Can I stick the battery into the power grid?

If not, then the necklace.

As a sufferer of insomnia, those pajamas are fucking hard to pass up...

But I think I'll gamble on "insomnia" being considered enough of an ailment that maybe the necklace will take care of that too? No "super-sleep" power, but honestly at this point, just a normal night's sleep would feel like a super power on its own.

The battery is free electricity, heating, and money. Just gotta rig a contraption for it.

Hospy posted...

Can I stick the battery into the power grid?

The items only work for you. I imagine you can stick it into the grid but only you can get the energy out of it.

Hospy posted...

Can I stick the battery into the power grid?

The battery could power the entire world and building of the infrastructure to make it possible. The benefits would be countless.

Necklace.

Battery. My computer and AC use a ton of power.

Ring, oven, pajamas or necklace

I'd have to think more about which one I choose

Guide posted...

The battery is free electricity, heating, and money. Just gotta rig a contraption for it.

Or sell access to the countries power grid

Honestly I would probably take the stasis chamber and just use it as a one way time machine fuck it

Patriotwolf posted...

Or sell access to the countries power grid

Sounds like a good way to get dissected tbh

You guys are kidding, right?

You'd give up the opportunity for clean energy for the entire world?

ReturnOfDevsman posted...

You guys are kidding, right?

You'd give up the opportunity for clean energy for the entire world?

There is absolutely no way globo corpo doesn't blackball it somehow.

Guide posted...

There is absolutely no way globo corpo doesn't blackball it somehow.

I'll make sure to scrape them off my shoe sole when they try.

I'll take that necklace for sure! It would be really nice to get rid of the epilepsy and the lifelong digestive issues, in addition to the aches and pains that I have collected over the years.

I feel like people are underestimating the power of changing into anyone you want to be.

Necklace. Thing would fix problems I already have, allow me to do levels work that would otherwise destroy a normal human body, eat as much junk as I want with no worry of diabetes/heart disease/etc, and fuck around raw with no regard for STDs.

It's not even a question, the battery of course. Yes please to solving the elephant in the room when it comes to climate change that is energy production.

Was gonna pick the battery until I saw that it can only be used by me. I assume that means that even if I were to plug it into something connecting to multiple outlets, only I would get power from it.

So, selfish answer: glasses for cheating at gambling/lottery

YugiNoob posted...

Was gonna pick the battery until I saw that it can only be used by me. I assume that means that even if I were to plug it into something connecting to multiple outlets, only I would get power from it.

So, selfish answer: glasses for cheating at gambling/lottery

Depends on how you define "used by you". It could be defined by you are the one who has to own the power plant or insert the battery. It doesn't necessarily mean the energy in it can only be utilised by you specifically.

A necklace that keeps you in perfect physical health preventing any illness or disease and eliminating any you may already have

This one.