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Antifar
12/25/24 11:12:51 AM
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https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

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BunkerBoy
12/25/24 11:17:13 AM
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"TOOK A PIECE OF PLASTIC COATED PAPER FROM A MILK CONTAINER, ROLLED IT TIGHTLY, WRAPPED IT WITH TAPE TO THE SIZE OF 'GREATER THAN A CRAYON' AND INSERTED IT AS FAR AS HE COULD INTO HIS PENIS SEVERAL HOURS AGO"

Damn
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__aCEr__
12/25/24 11:18:01 AM
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So the baby shark got some doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo on it?

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Xatrion
12/25/24 11:19:29 AM
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BunkerBoy posted...
Damn

Didn't. Need. To see that.

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littlebro07
12/25/24 11:30:09 AM
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BunkerBoy posted...
Damn

fucking fuck the amount of wincing caused by the word being penis instead of rectum

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Deej
12/25/24 11:33:45 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/49e14b98.jpg

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LearntoRead
12/25/24 11:47:00 AM
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Oh, a penis stuffing list on Christmas Day? Ive heard this is a thing, but Im shocked so many people have tried it. Well, now I know and I can never unknow it.

12-INCH RATCHET EXTENDER, "DOESN'T KNOW WHY"

I believe this. Consciously, Im sure they dont know. Subconsciously? They know why.

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The_Popo
12/25/24 11:48:45 AM
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Castle Grayskull

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/25/24 11:49:26 AM
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the fuck do you mean "we"? lol
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BunkerBoy
12/25/24 12:37:04 PM
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"PATIENT STATES HE TRIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND FELL BACKWARDS AND LANDED ON A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WHICH BECAME LODGED IN HIS ANUS"
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ninjaman44
12/25/24 12:49:27 PM
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BunkerBoy posted...
"PATIENT STATES HE TRIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND FELL BACKWARDS AND LANDED ON A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WHICH BECAME LODGED IN HIS ANUS"
How did bro fall so hard that it got wedged in there? And shampoo bottles tend to have wide heads too. Did the whole thing go in or just the tip? I have so many questions about this.
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LonelyStoner
12/25/24 12:50:05 PM
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My supervisors fist.

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Homeless_Waifu
12/25/24 12:51:37 PM
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Deej posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/49e14b98.jpg
Reminds me of that one swimmer from Pokmon Fire Red where her bikini got undone in the middle of the ocean, presumably during or after the fight.
something like that

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Will_VIIII
12/25/24 12:52:03 PM
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Who is we

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BlueBoy675
12/25/24 12:56:55 PM
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I work in an ER and I can assure you people are fucking stupid

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OzNarcissus
12/25/24 12:58:14 PM
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My favorite was

"Lightbulb."

"Lightbulb, broken."

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specialkid8
12/25/24 12:59:06 PM
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Penis

  • Domino


Pardon?

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littlebro07
12/25/24 1:17:56 PM
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I can understand shoving stuff up your ass for pleasure. Im not into it but I get it.

I cant fathom how shoving something up your urethra would feel good in any way

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Aristoph
12/25/24 1:21:48 PM
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  • PENCIL
  • 2 PENCILS
  • PENCIL, SIDEWAYS


That list takes you on some WILD rides...

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Tom_Joad
12/25/24 2:30:51 PM
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Probes.

One for a flexible rectosigmoidoscopy.
One for a colonoscopy.
One for a transrectal ultrasound.

Recovering from rectal cancer means a lot of things go up your ass.

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__aCEr__
12/25/24 2:43:42 PM
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Yeah I can't really put together the logistics of getting a domino into your dickhole.

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