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andri_g
11/13/24 2:52:37 PM
#155:


Reciting lyrics from Snoop Dogg songs while not high.

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ironman2009
11/13/24 11:47:05 PM
#156:


eating a fromundacheese sandwich

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Antiyonder
11/14/24 3:01:17 AM
#157:


I can barely stand to look at you. Stole a CyberToy and tried to hide the evidence in the backpack of Arthur Read.

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Patriotwolf
11/14/24 4:30:38 AM
#158:


Framed ironman2009

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The_Nintendo_Master
11/14/24 5:22:25 AM
#159:


Patriotwolf posted...
Framed ironman2009
Setting off fireworks in Yellowstone National Park during a burn ban

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ZaruenKosai
11/14/24 5:47:49 AM
#161:


Breaking Time

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/14/24 5:50:33 AM
#162:


running around town drunk with a katana
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SailorGoon
11/14/24 5:56:35 AM
#163:


Unvirgining the olive oil

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Antiyonder
11/14/24 5:59:38 AM
#164:


Magical Girl bootlegs

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/14/24 8:21:15 PM
#165:


Violation of sumptuary laws

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Patriotwolf
11/15/24 4:05:07 AM
#166:


Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Violation of sumptuary laws

Impersonating a head of state

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andri_g
11/15/24 11:50:29 AM
#167:


Wolfing-down someone else's lunch from the fridge. :P

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modena
11/15/24 12:15:03 PM
#168:


Malicious Tresspassing

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Mussurana
11/15/24 12:21:37 PM
#169:


Ferrari legal team bags them for copyright infringement.

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Patriotwolf
11/15/24 12:37:46 PM
#170:


Smuggling snakes across the U.S. border

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boomgetchopped3
11/15/24 12:39:26 PM
#171:


Russia

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It's literally the same thing
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Funkydog
11/15/24 12:51:05 PM
#173:


Stealing the bell from Big Ben.

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SilvosForever
11/15/24 2:01:52 PM
#174:


Sexual assault.

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Antiyonder
11/15/24 4:18:00 PM
#175:


Stealing a balloon on free balloon day.

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samsungsalt
11/15/24 4:21:06 PM
#176:


Counting cards in Atlantic City

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Bugmeat
11/15/24 4:51:23 PM
#178:


Exposing himself to the bonobos at the zoo.


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Smiffwilm
11/15/24 8:07:16 PM
#179:


Exposing their "bugmeat" in public at the Victoria Bug Zoo in British Columbia.

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Charged151
11/15/24 8:19:56 PM
#180:


Instigating a war between 100's of Chimpanzees and 100's of Gorillas by lying to the Chimpanzees that the Gorillas stole the Chimpanzees' bananas.

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TentacleDemon
11/15/24 8:43:30 PM
#181:


Elder abuse on a scale, the likes of which, have never been seen. Some light money laundering too. But those were unrelated cases.


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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/15/24 10:03:47 PM
#182:


Breaking out into song

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Charged151
11/16/24 12:06:57 AM
#183:


Shanking Bigfoot with a pencil

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Antiyonder
11/16/24 12:21:25 AM
#184:


You know what you did.

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andri_g
11/16/24 12:23:57 AM
#185:


Blaming Charged151 for what they did--Ouroboros crime time!

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Charged151
11/16/24 1:51:23 AM
#186:


Antiyonder posted...
You know what you did.

andri_g posted...
Blaming Charged151 for what they did--Ouroboros crime time!
Not sure what you are getting at, but go on.

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Patriotwolf
11/16/24 3:48:50 AM
#187:


Stealing the declaration of independence

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Despised
11/16/24 3:49:39 AM
#188:


Kidnapping the president

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Agent_Stroud
11/16/24 4:06:09 AM
#189:


Licking hotel guests toes while theyre asleep.

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Trumble
11/16/24 4:18:16 AM
#190:


Your mom.

To be clear, I dont mean any kind of activity involving your literal mom. I mean that in the field on your arrest paperwork where they put the charge, it will literally just say Your mom.

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YugiNoob
11/16/24 11:21:30 AM
#191:


Trumble posted...
Your mom.

To be clear, I dont mean any kind of activity involving your literal mom. I mean that in the field on your arrest paperwork where they put the charge, it will literally just say Your mom.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bd02daa8.jpg

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Antiyonder
11/16/24 11:24:19 AM
#192:


Interrupting Ma Beagle's bridge game.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/16/24 12:17:40 PM
#193:


Antiyonder posted...
Interrupting Ma Beagle's bridge game.

Selling state secrets to foreign adversaries

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Solid_Sonic
11/16/24 12:40:07 PM
#195:


Insider trading

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HighSeraph
11/16/24 12:40:29 PM
#196:


Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

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Dynamite with a laser beam
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Smiffwilm
11/16/24 1:02:51 PM
#197:


Jaywalking.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/16/24 1:58:10 PM
#198:


Violation of parole order to remain "nose sober"

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HANGtheDJ_86
11/16/24 2:00:13 PM
#199:


Time for another drunk tank adventure

I'm getting nostalgic just thinking about it

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Patriotwolf
11/16/24 2:28:36 PM
#200:


Forcing asylum patients to knit ugly Christmas sweaters

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StateofZen
11/16/24 2:30:12 PM
#201:


Playing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" on loud speakers in a public area

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Trumble
11/16/24 2:37:43 PM
#202:


Losing The Game.

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andri_g
11/16/24 3:03:14 PM
#203:


Charged151 posted...
Not sure what you are getting at, but go on.
Their crimes are your fault, or at least they blame you for them. Classic projection.
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Trumble posted...
Losing The Game.
Rigging the game.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/16/24 4:32:36 PM
#204:


Fighting federal marshals

You won the fight, but were later arrested by a larger force

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