Last Topic: 2:36:59am, 04/28/2024
Last Post: 8:10:39pm, 04/26/2024
1. 300 karma requirements to post and access boards.
If a new user or casual visitor tries to access a board, they'll be met with a blank page, buuut, that page will be flooded with ads, which brings me to by next point.
2. Ads, sweet, glorious ads.
There will be ads under every topic created and ads under every post, we'll have pop ups appear every 20 minutes, ads up on the top of the screen and the bottom and ads that will follow the user as they browse the site.
3. No politik, no seggs, no Jebus, no animu.
All non-gaming boards are donezo, gone, kapoowie, kazaps. All users who posted on those boards? Bozos. They're tryna sink the place and our ad revenue, purg them for a year, that'll rile them down.
4. Anon Mods
All mods shall be under the same name, that name will be Terry
5. Anon Users
No more customization for the users, they'll all be under the same name: Terry
6. FAQ rules
All of these guides are nice, but they're not profitable enough, we need sponsors for every big game we make FAQs for, if we can't find sponsors, we take FAQs down until we can find one.
7. GameFAQs plus.
FAQs will be spanided into a readable section and blurred section that can only be accessed through a $10 fine. With $20, you can buy karma and access boards too (and also get your account unsuspended and unpurged)
Everything I typed down was totally serious btw /s.
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