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Kurt_Russel
11/09/24 11:01:16 PM
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Lets goooo!

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You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
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SpawnShadow
11/09/24 11:06:21 PM
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Identity theft of a celebrity

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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rick_alverado
11/09/24 11:12:15 PM
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Impersonating the Pope for purposes of tax evasion.
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bigtiggie23
11/09/24 11:23:08 PM
#5:


Getting nude and reciting the "What is a moustach?" promo in the middle of a hockey game.

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Yawn_Master2
11/09/24 11:23:46 PM
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Workplace sexual harassment

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Lokarin
11/09/24 11:24:08 PM
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sleeping while operating heavy machinery.

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SweetNut_Farm
11/09/24 11:24:55 PM
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Stealing candy from a kid.

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YugiNoob
11/09/24 11:25:30 PM
#9:


Illegally prescribing drugs

Wait mine was supposed to be for Lokarin :<

SweetNut_Farm is getting arrested for not getting the appropriate zoning permits for his land :3

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qwerti
11/09/24 11:25:44 PM
#10:


opening somebody elses mail

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sabin017
11/09/24 11:27:39 PM
#11:


selling bootleg keyboards

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_Blur_
11/10/24 12:39:05 AM
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January 6th....2052

America finally gets tired of the Trump family running the country for 30 years, but they really missed insurrections. Don't worry, you've only become a part of MAGA, now known as Nazi MAGA, because you're extremely senile in your old age.

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Ricemills
11/10/24 12:41:53 AM
#13:


Being too handsome in public

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R1masher
11/10/24 12:43:13 AM
#14:


posting horny

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R1R1R1R1R1R1
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Devilanse333
11/10/24 12:43:29 AM
#15:


Hyper aggressive jaywalking.

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PSN: DevilAnse33
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andri_g
11/10/24 1:23:49 AM
#16:


Having an XBox account (ofc, after PlayStation has won the console wars by being the only one left). /s

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Trumble
11/10/24 1:33:07 AM
#17:


Murder.

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ellis123
11/10/24 1:38:20 AM
#18:


Throwing a box of fire ants into the underbrush in Hawaii.

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Despised
11/10/24 1:43:06 AM
#20:


Defamation of Greg

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Homeless_Waifu
11/10/24 1:43:58 AM
#21:


smuggling pc components illegally

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I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat
Dungeon Travelers 2 on steam, pls. I need that game in my life, it's like a drug
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Trumble
11/10/24 1:56:49 AM
#22:


Loitering.

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Antiyonder
11/10/24 2:01:31 AM
#23:


Just being plain troumble?

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Trumble
11/10/24 2:02:57 AM
#24:


Five consecutive kicks of the same can.

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Ricemills
11/10/24 2:05:09 AM
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Indecent exposure

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FridgeBeard
11/10/24 2:06:31 AM
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Arrested in West Virginia for hunting using a ferret instead of a hunting dog.

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Bishop9800
11/10/24 2:12:59 AM
#27:


Trespassing on Ft. Knox

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Trumble
11/10/24 2:19:20 AM
#28:


Moving non-diagonally.

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FridgeBeard
11/10/24 2:41:07 AM
#29:


Theorizing I'm a robot when I absolutely am not. Really. I promise.

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Antiyonder
11/10/24 2:43:30 AM
#30:


For having a fridge hair and beard not up to regulation.

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008Zulu
11/10/24 3:01:04 AM
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They called someone Shirley after being asked not to.

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SuperVegitoFAN
11/10/24 4:04:53 AM
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Fraud against the millitary.

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Chunky-Pandey
11/10/24 4:20:38 AM
#33:


incorrect usage of the term skibidi in the presence of gen z cops

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Rai_Jin
11/10/24 4:24:14 AM
#34:


making too tasty food that makes people fat.

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Trumble
11/10/24 4:24:53 AM
#35:


Losing the game.

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BlueKat
11/10/24 4:25:26 AM
#36:


Chunky-Pandey posted...
incorrect usage of the term skibidi in the presence of gen z cops
Fatally overfeeding a panda

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PMarth2002
11/10/24 4:27:00 AM
#37:


dyeing their cat blue.

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When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free
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Mad-Dogg
11/10/24 6:14:47 AM
#38:


Indecent exposure via going commando while wearing the fire emblem 1 box art skirt.

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GTag:MadDogg730 PSN:lMadDogg NNID:xMadDoggx NS friend code:5313-0564-0819 Go buy cyber shadow like right now.
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Nukazie
11/10/24 6:15:48 AM
#39:


smoking weed

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andri_g
11/10/24 7:02:14 AM
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Stealing sigs from Olkazie.
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Trumble posted...

Pouring Earl Grey, hot, on someone during an earthquake. :P

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UnfairRepresent
11/10/24 7:13:23 AM
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andri_g posted...

Stealing excessive amount of fruit from street vendors all across the East Coast for no discernable reason

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^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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The_Korey
11/10/24 7:23:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Setting a building on fire and trapping some guy's love interest and a random child inside just to see who he'd save.

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Philosophy major in the academy of Nope.
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YugiNoob
11/10/24 8:26:03 AM
#44:


The_Korey posted...
Nullifying legal documents by replacing Cs with Ks


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HighSeraph
11/10/24 8:27:06 AM
#45:


Cheating at professional Yu-gi-oh

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Dynamite with a laser beam
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Trumpo
11/10/24 8:42:35 AM
#46:


Bad mouthing Donald Trump

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Smiffwilm
11/10/24 9:20:03 AM
#47:


Stalking DToast in real life.

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Trumble
11/10/24 1:45:47 PM
#48:


Stalking DToast in the metaverse.

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Ivynn
11/10/24 1:49:08 PM
#50:


Stealing clocks

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/10/24 2:11:13 PM
#52:


Tampering with evidence.

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