Current Events > JD Vance's sexual journey has a new chapter, it seems.

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toreysback
07/26/24 8:36:43 PM
#51:


it would be irresponsible not to speculate

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Irony
07/26/24 8:39:44 PM
#52:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6b46caac.jpg

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BakonBitz
07/26/24 8:41:06 PM
#53:


For those wondering where this came from...
https://twitter.com/JDVance/status/1758824534247878692

Words show up in bold because you specifically searched for those words.

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masterpug53
07/26/24 8:42:46 PM
#54:


Wow. Now when you make Troy McClure memes about him you won't even have to change any dialogue.

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misterbum
07/26/24 8:43:30 PM
#55:


Well now, this one was for the couch, but it can easily do double duty here too

Multi-layered now, even

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ee853ece.jpg

Edit: good timing w/the post above it seems

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ZaruenKosai
07/26/24 8:44:18 PM
#56:


I have not laughed that hard in a while.
This thread has delivered.

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ClayGuida
07/26/24 8:44:38 PM
#57:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/36207546.jpg

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Strider102
07/26/24 9:05:05 PM
#58:


Vance being into dolphin porn was nit on my bingo card

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Baron_Ox
07/26/24 9:22:06 PM
#59:


I wonder if that episode of KotH awakened something in him

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McMarbles
07/26/24 9:45:12 PM
#60:


Shotgunnova posted...
lmao

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/60b96f32.jpg


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Technician_X
07/26/24 10:13:26 PM
#61:


As a black gay guy, I can personally say that Biden did nothing for me. My life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything was so much better under Trump. I banged so many couches and fucked so much fin, which I never did when democrats were involved.
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GranQroppoop
07/26/24 10:37:28 PM
#62:


The words he searched for are words used in the post he was quoting, it's very possible he was just doing a short set of search words to try to find that post after previously seeing it.

Also, companies make dolphin based "marital aids" and he could be their biggest customer.

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ClayGuida
07/26/24 10:38:37 PM
#63:


GranQroppoop posted...
The words he searched for are words used in the post he was quoting, it's very possible he was just doing a short set of search words to try to find that post after previously seeing it.

Also, companies make dolphin based "marital aids" and he could be their biggest customer.
Sure Jan, and he totally doesn't fuck couches.

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Kradek
07/26/24 11:21:23 PM
#64:


Shotgunnova posted...
lmao

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/60b96f32.jpg

Masterful.

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Diceheist
07/26/24 11:28:18 PM
#65:


The false rumor about the guy wasn't even as bad as his real degeneracy, get him out of national politics ASAP.

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Kami_no_Kami
07/26/24 11:42:31 PM
#67:


Shotgunnova posted...
lmao

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/60b96f32.jpg
Is that a pull-out couch?

Vance: Quite the opposite.
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BDSMKane
07/26/24 11:52:21 PM
#68:


In an awkward attempt to connect with his online audience, Vance shared a clip of a woman "being violated" by a dolphin and "enjoying it." In his post, he wrote, "Maybe the internet was a mistake."
It sounds more like he just wanted to show what he knew was there to generate outrage. Whats the term people use herefalse concern? Or something like that. It sounds like thats what hes going for.

For example, if someone I knew in real life said to me a decade or two ago, the internet is amazing! I might have looked up a search for girls cup one two. Doesnt mean thats my thing, just means I knew it existed.

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ClayGuida
07/27/24 8:33:13 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ceab12c8.jpg

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tremain07
07/27/24 8:51:30 PM
#71:


ClayGuida posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ceab12c8.jpg
Holy shit, how the hell did that even come up in conversation?! At CE's horniest back when horny posting was allowed nobody shared something that ridiculous

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BucketCat
07/27/24 8:54:40 PM
#72:


bruh...

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viewmaster_pi
07/27/24 8:59:28 PM
#73:


WilliamPorygon just flipped parties

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Turbam
07/27/24 9:00:11 PM
#74:


Did he really fuck a couch?

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viewmaster_pi
07/27/24 9:03:55 PM
#75:


https://youtu.be/plvEyUTD-vU?si=j0ZOxPQkQ5Tva2tf

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BlackScythe0
07/27/24 9:06:22 PM
#76:


Is that why ap retracted the article?
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NoSite4OldCEmen
07/27/24 9:07:38 PM
#77:


Kami_no_Kami posted...
Is that a pull-out couch?

Vance: Quite the opposite.

Wow, lol

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BewmHedshot
07/27/24 9:17:54 PM
#78:


tremain07 posted...
Holy shit, how the hell did that even come up in conversation?! At CE's horniest back when horny posting was allowed nobody shared something that ridiculous
How does he go from a discussion of brain drain to a tangent about... that?
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Cynyn
07/27/24 9:19:04 PM
#79:


He has a son as a result of that you know
I hear hes a real lay-z-boy

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CrimsonWaffle
07/27/24 9:19:47 PM
#80:


https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1815596967516422476

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tremain07
07/27/24 9:20:18 PM
#81:


BewmHedshot posted...
How does he go from a discussion of brain drain to a tangent about... that?
same way how his new bud goes on a rant about immigration to fictional cannibals while claiming it's a true story

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pjnelson
07/27/24 9:27:48 PM
#82:


darkace77450 posted...
It's Adam and Eve, JD, not Adam and Flipper.

Well... Ever read the Bible? Evidently, God wasn't wise enough to create Adam and Eve. He figured Adam would fancy an animal as a mate. Adam wasn't having it so God created Eve.
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action52
07/27/24 9:33:19 PM
#83:


ClayGuida posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ceab12c8.jpg
I'm skeptical, something like this would be very easy to fake.

He definitely did do a search for "woman" and "dolphin" however.

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littlebro07
07/27/24 9:34:29 PM
#84:


Shotgunnova posted...
lmao

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/60b96f32.jpg

Jesus Christ I love the internet

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BlackScythe0
07/27/24 9:52:55 PM
#86:


action52 posted...
I'm skeptical, something like this would be very easy to fake.

He definitely did do a search for "woman" and "dolphin" however.

I'm just going to say the thing that is making me so confused about all this is the retraction the ap did on the article.
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Dudebusters
07/27/24 9:53:47 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
I'm just going to say the thing that is making me so confused about all this is the retraction the ap did on the article.

I missed the context. Did the AP post an article saying he did do it, and retracted it, or that he didn't do it, and retracted it?

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TomClark
07/27/24 9:56:32 PM
#88:


Dudebusters posted...
I missed the context. Did the AP post an article saying he did do it, and retracted it, or that he didn't do it, and retracted it?

Their fact-checking team put out a statement saying that they checked the first edition of the book, and it's not true that Vance fucks couches.

They then issued a revised statement saying that while the quote from the book is false, they can't actually confirm one way or another whether he has or has not fucked his couch.

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Dudebusters
07/27/24 9:59:21 PM
#89:


TomClark posted...
Their fact-checking team put out a statement saying that they checked the first edition of the book, and it's not true that Vance fucks couches.

They then issued a revised statement saying that while the quote from the book is false, they can't actually confirm one way or another whether he has or has not fucked his couch.

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lol

That screams that, for some reason or another, something made them stop and go "Listen, we really shouldn't say he never fucked a couch"

There's no reason to even think about it, otherwise. Somebody saw something that made them go "So uh we can't be so absolute"

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lcampoy
07/27/24 10:25:40 PM
#90:


reminds me of this

https://youtu.be/6gx60Y8J0a0

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