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Touch
06/28/24 6:38:02 PM
#1:


1. Your pillow is always cold/perfect firmness

2. Water always tastes like the first cold glass after waking up

3. You only ever need one wipe

4. One blow always clears your nose/sinus

5. You always sleep/wake up exactly when you want to

6. Your nails always stay at your perfect length

7. Never need to toothbrush/floss. No bad breath or negative effects on teeth/mouth.

8. Stay at your ideal weight no matter how much you eat

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LeoRavus
06/28/24 6:39:55 PM
#2:


5 and 7 are the only ones I'd care about. Probably pick 5.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
06/28/24 6:42:20 PM
#3:


Those are all rather nice. Four and eight are very tempting, but I'll go with five.

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K181
06/28/24 6:48:22 PM
#4:


Guaranteed dental health is pretty hard to turn down.

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Guide
06/28/24 6:49:10 PM
#5:


Touch posted...


5. You always sleep/wake up exactly when you want to

that would solve like half my adhd issues

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Tyranthraxus
06/28/24 6:59:09 PM
#6:


Touch posted...
Stay at your ideal weight no matter how much you eat

Tough contender with sleep but this wins imo

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Ratchetrockon
06/28/24 7:00:06 PM
#7:


Option 7

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CRON
06/28/24 7:00:09 PM
#8:


7, easily

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VideoboysaysCube
06/28/24 7:06:11 PM
#9:


I think 7 is by far the most valuable. Dental work can be very expensive.

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The_Popo
06/28/24 7:09:42 PM
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4. One blow always clears your nose/sinus

I absolutely hate it when I have a cold and my sinuses just feel completely stuffed. There is nothing in there its just swollen shut. So for that, gimme this convenience.

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Umbreon
06/28/24 7:12:45 PM
#11:


If 7 comes with permanently health teeth, then deal.

I've had a toothache before, worse pain I've ever had. And I've had several surgeries.

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BlueBoy675
06/28/24 7:14:01 PM
#12:


5 and 8 are the two best ones. With 8 do I still have to worry about getting diabetes and stuff >_>

That would be the deciding factor

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DKBananaSlamma
06/28/24 7:18:40 PM
#13:


5 and 8 are definitely the best. I'll go with the weight one cuz I want a good body and still eat whatever

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FolkenRawr
06/28/24 7:19:27 PM
#14:


1

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Azn_Psycho
06/28/24 7:20:30 PM
#15:


7 or 8

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Iyami
06/28/24 7:21:52 PM
#16:


8 8 8

So much 8
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TheOtherMike
06/28/24 7:26:34 PM
#17:


Man, I do 5 already. 1 is tempting as fuck because I've been on a never-ending quest to find an always-cold pillow, but nothing beats 8.

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RetuenOfDevsman
06/28/24 7:51:00 PM
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Touch posted...
4. One blow always clears your nose/sinus
Holy shit you didn't even try to make it close. This stomps.

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SauI_Goodman
06/28/24 7:52:17 PM
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As someone with intermittent insomnia you know it's gotta be 5.

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Aristoph
06/28/24 8:04:33 PM
#20:


4, 5, and 7 would all be life changing for me.

My allergies fucking SUCK, and they're year-round. I literally cannot remember the last time I woke up and the first thing I did wasn't sneezing like 5 times. I take Benadryl religiously, because it's the only thing I've ever used that has had any impact whatsoever. But it's still shit and I'm still sneezing/congested 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Just being able to breathe clearly would be an absolute godsend.

I also suffer from mild insomnia. It always takes at least an hour to fall asleep, sometimes way more, and I often wake up feeling just as exhausted as when I went to bed. Part of it is probably due to the allergies, as my body is probably struggling real hard to just breathe properly while I'm sleeping. But this has been a thing since I was a little kid, and the allergies only developed a few years ago. A good night's sleep feels like a fairy tale at this point.

And my teeth have been royally fucked up since I was a kid. The bottom row in particular is so crowded and misaligned that it's physically impossible to clean everything properly, even with mouthwashes. I've had 16 teeth pulled and replaced with implants over the years, and that has already changed my life by being able to actually smile in public without embarrassing myself. But to this day, at 39 years old, I have never been to a dentist without them finding a cavity.

I would literally take out a billion dollar loan and condemn myself to utter poverty for the rest of my life if I could have just one of those powers. v_v

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DrizztLink
06/28/24 8:07:46 PM
#21:


Aristoph posted...
I take Benadryl religiously
That's rough and I'm sorry, but this statement has me picturing you in front of a Catholic priest while he gently places a Bennie on your tongue like a communion wafer.

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BDSMKane
06/28/24 8:09:40 PM
#22:


Five.

Sleep: the moment Im in bed and close my eyes.

Wake up: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b4bd1d5d.jpg

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Bugmeat
06/28/24 8:12:26 PM
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I'll take 5. I don't sleep well and haven't for many years. I wake up multiple times during the night. Mornings where I need to be up early for something will see me waking up 2 hours or more before the alarm goes off, then I spend that time trying to get some more sleep. I'll doze off for maybe 15 minutes at a time. Sleeping until I intended to wake up would be so wonderful. I'm getting kind of sad just thinking about it. It would be amazing to get a proper, restful sleep.


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luigi33
06/28/24 8:14:01 PM
#24:


Touch posted...
7. Never need to toothbrush/floss. No bad breath or negative effects on teeth/mouth.


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Waxitron_Gazer
06/28/24 8:25:18 PM
#25:


teeth are replaceable, but weight cant be lost on a solid diet of pizza which is probably the only thing that can cure my decades long depression given pizza is the only thing that makes me happy.

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Guide
06/28/24 8:26:05 PM
#26:


Waxitron_Gazer posted...
teeth are replaceable, but weight cant be lost on a solid diet of pizza which is probably the only thing that can cure my decades long depression given pizza is the only thing that makes me happy.

God I wish I could pay you to let me be your coach or something.

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Waxitron_Gazer
06/28/24 8:26:59 PM
#27:


Guide posted...
God I wish I could pay you to let me be your coach or something.
if you're paying me i'll do literally whatever you want

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Guide
06/28/24 8:27:26 PM
#28:


Waxitron_Gazer posted...
if you're paying me i'll do literally whatever you want

I ain't even buying stuff on the steam sale this year

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
06/28/24 8:28:22 PM
#29:


Touch posted...
5. You always sleep/wake up exactly when you want to


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LonelyStoner
06/28/24 8:28:43 PM
#30:


LeoRavus posted...
5 and 7 are the only ones I'd care about. Probably pick 5.
This exactly. Although the one wipe is tempting.

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Waxitron_Gazer
06/28/24 8:29:51 PM
#31:


Guide posted...
I ain't even buying stuff on the steam sale this year
and i thought what i posted was depressing.

PM me a game you want and your Steam ID and I'll buy it for you (within reason, I won't buy you like all $500 of Sims 4 expansions or whatever)

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Bladesyphon
06/28/24 8:30:10 PM
#32:


Does option Eight mean I don't have to worry about the health ramifications of eating to much junk food, or does it just mean I'll never gain or lose weight, because that's kind of the deal breaker for me on that one.

Otherwise - Option 5.

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InTheEyesOfFire
06/28/24 9:57:26 PM
#33:


K181 posted...
Guaranteed dental health is pretty hard to turn down.


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Guide
06/28/24 10:39:36 PM
#34:


Waxitron_Gazer posted...
and i thought what i posted was depressing.

PM me a game you want and your Steam ID and I'll buy it for you (within reason, I won't buy you like all $500 of Sims 4 expansions or whatever)

bruh

I mean

I won't ever turn down generosity, but bruh

https://steamcommunity.com/id/cheekybeggar/

Can I get The Messenger?

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Glob
06/28/24 10:42:05 PM
#35:


Number 8 is miles better than the others.
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Touch
06/28/24 10:42:57 PM
#36:


8 is purely for aesthetics. Diabetes and whatever other health complications can still arise.

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PowerOats
06/28/24 10:46:20 PM
#37:


Touch posted...

1. Your pillow is always cold/perfect firmness

2. Water always tastes like the first cold glass after waking up

3. You only ever need one wipe

4. One blow always clears your nose/sinus

5. You always sleep/wake up exactly when you want to

6. Your nails always stay at your perfect length

7. Never need to toothbrush/floss. No bad breath or negative effects on teeth/mouth.

8. Stay at your ideal weight no matter how much you eat


1. Eh
2. Eh
3. Might save money, but eh
4. Eh
5. Def useful and p much means you can always have a consistent sleep
6. Eh
7. Save money on Dentists/ no need for dental insurance. neat
8. Def useful, saves money and time on gym related stuff

Id say 8>5=7>>> the rest
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Nukazie
06/28/24 10:47:45 PM
#38:


4 or 8

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littlebro07
06/28/24 10:53:57 PM
#39:


The_Popo posted...
4. One blow always clears your nose/sinus

I absolutely hate it when I have a cold and my sinuses just feel completely stuffed. There is nothing in there its just swollen shut. So for that, gimme this convenience.

This gets my vote too, I get horrible sinus infections several times a year and this would be life changing lol

7 is a close second

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Euripides
06/28/24 10:54:13 PM
#40:


I would take never having to poop again, but its not on the list

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archizzy
06/28/24 10:54:31 PM
#41:


8 for me.

I LOVE to both eat and cook but at 48 now it is more difficult to keep my weight in check with my lower activity level than when I was younger and was much more active. I have some health issues that keep me from being able to work out effectively so it would be nice to just be able to pig out and not worry about weight. Especially as I get older. This one to me is far far better than any other option.

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PowerMan5000000
06/28/24 10:56:57 PM
#42:


#5 would be absolutely OP

Definitely an alternate wish from a genie if prime condition/ageless/monkey pawless immortality wasnt an option.

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VideoboysaysCube
06/28/24 11:00:19 PM
#43:


Aristoph posted...
My allergies f***ing SUCK, and they're year-round. I literally cannot remember the last time I woke up and the first thing I did wasn't sneezing like 5 times. I take Benadryl religiously, because it's the only thing I've ever used that has had any impact whatsoever. But it's still s*** and I'm still sneezing/congested 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Just being able to breathe clearly would be an absolute godsend.

May I suggest an air purifier? I used to be the same way, though not quite as bad. I would wake up congested every morning. But since I got one, I haven't had to deal with that anymore. It might have just been a result of all the dust. Either way, it was definitely a worthwhile investment.

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Unsuprised_Pika
06/28/24 11:02:07 PM
#44:


"You always sleep/wake up exactly when you want to"

This one is ridiculously better then the rest other than 8.

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tripleh213
06/28/24 11:04:14 PM
#45:


Im picking 5. It's hard enough for me to sleep as is.

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Glob
06/28/24 11:13:16 PM
#46:


Unsuprised_Pika posted...
"You always sleep/wake up exactly when you want to"

This is absurdly better then all the rest.

Id say its the least valuable on the list.
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Shotgunnova
06/28/24 11:21:19 PM
#47:


CRON posted...
7, easily


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Bokothechoco2
06/29/24 12:02:43 AM
#48:


7 fo sho
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LonelyStoner
06/29/24 12:05:10 AM
#49:


littlebro07 posted...
This gets my vote too, I get horrible sinus infections several times a year and this would be life changing lol

7 is a close second
It clears your nose/sinuses. It doesnt reduce the swelling.

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Turducken
06/29/24 12:07:52 AM
#50:


5 for the love of god

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