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DirtBasedSoap 06/19/24 8:32:05 PM #1: |
Im waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheap one gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch, and a nasty old rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says to him My girlfriend just had an operation and she can only eat certain things.
I turn to him and I go Yeah right what did she have, a bong-hit transplant? --- im gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 06/19/24 8:42:01 PM #2: |
maybe hes going to combine all the items into a smoothie
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roos1046_Reborn 06/19/24 8:42:56 PM #3: |
This happened
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DirtBasedSoap 06/19/24 9:40:11 PM #4: |
roos1046_Reborn posted...
This happenedit did --- im gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 06/19/24 9:55:03 PM #5: |
Why would you say that ?
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DirtBasedSoap 06/19/24 10:29:38 PM #7: |
cjsdowg posted...
Why would you say that ?Im working on my standup routine. --- im gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StealThisSheen 06/19/24 10:31:21 PM #8: |
And everybody clapped.
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Darkfire12 06/19/24 10:33:00 PM #9: |
where was DToast in the story
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ironman2009 06/19/24 10:33:56 PM #10: |
this is some maidenless behavior.
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Persona 06/19/24 10:36:43 PM #11: |
that punchline needs an operation
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R1masher 06/19/24 10:40:58 PM #12: |
Persona posted...
that punchline needs an operation bwahaha --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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party_animal07 06/19/24 10:47:41 PM #13: |
https://youtu.be/qLNhaAW_9mw?si=H5CkrorDdfuc3rP6
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trappedunderice 06/19/24 10:58:18 PM #14: |
Man that's some good material, the best. You would definately be great on Kill Tony ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CRON 06/19/24 10:59:55 PM #15: |
This sounds like one of those fake stories that KingCobraJFS tells about interacting with goth chicks in public
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runewalshPSiv 06/19/24 11:06:39 PM #16: |
No you didn't
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DirtBasedSoap 06/19/24 11:27:24 PM #17: |
i perform standup comedy at open mics in the Baltimore area and i was really proud of this bit.
theyre free so Im not trying to sell anything, just honing my craft. I truly apologize if i offended anyone. --- im gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE_FOSTER 06/19/24 11:33:42 PM #18: |
roos1046_Reborn posted... This happened ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LonelyStoner 06/19/24 11:35:28 PM #19: |
roos1046_Reborn posted...
This happenedDude is a JMO alt. Hes been at this heavy recently. --- He's all alone through the day and night. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 06/19/24 11:41:52 PM #20: |
lol i am not
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