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wanderingshade 06/10/24 12:52:14 AM #101: |
Naw, that model has a square jaw. And I LIKE women with square jaws. Introduce me to square jawed women.
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StealThisSheen 06/10/24 12:55:53 AM #102: |
There's a large difference between saying "square jaw" and "man jaw." Women can have square jaws, quite commonly so. "Man jaw" is loaded language and they know exactly what they're doing when they say it.
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toadfan64 06/10/24 1:01:43 AM #103: |
She looks awful and not even like Joanna Dark. The game also doesn't even look like a Perfect Dark game in the slightest, from the trailer. At this rate I bet there won't even be couch multiplayer. Perfect Dark Zero was far from perfect (lol), and while they did change her design, at least that one wasn't awful and did have a certain appeal.
Like, just take a look at N64 renders. That's what the character model should have been based off of at the end of the day, but hey, just gonna be another game doa. Instead of going for a more "realistic" look like every futuristic shooter, they should have kept the Perfect Dark aesthetics of old with visual upgrades. --- Brawl FC - 5412-9555-6314 Also known as Toadfan64 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Omega 06/10/24 1:05:20 AM #104: |
Joanna's character model looks terrible, but the game looks like it will be a blast to play. I'm happy to finally see another installment in the franchise, I loved the original and Zero and the two novels by Greg Rucka.
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Kradek 06/10/24 1:06:23 AM #105: |
Hayame_Zero posted...
A lot of comments were complaining about her being a woman in general, not realizing she's been a main game protagonist since likely before many of them were born. Lmao on brand for those people. CyricZ posted... Oh right. Other than her looking more like she's a marine/spartan in Halo I see nothing wrong with the design. And to be clear, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that look, just that she looks like she belongs to a different franchise. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R_Jackal 06/10/24 1:07:54 AM #106: |
Jokes aside, her in game model isn't too bad, it's just... Not her as we know her? It's close enough but also not at the same time. Like she was recast mid season and replaced with her stunt double essentially. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SteveRogers33 06/10/24 1:14:40 AM #107: |
StealThisSheen posted... It's so weird to me how many people practically trip over themselves to rush into topics like this and post "Man jaw lol!" as if they're either ten years old, or just literally never interact with real women to see them in the first place.This is always such a corny defense. "Lol you never interacted with a woman" because someone finds a fake girl unattractive. It doesn't make you a virgin to not be attracted to someone. I don't know who is more annoying nowadays, the whole "this game sucks and is WOKE because the girl doesn't make me hard" guys or the super defense force over it. Just sick of you both ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StealThisSheen 06/10/24 2:26:27 AM #108: |
It has nothing to do with finding somebody or something unattractive, and everything to do with "man jaw" being literally something a 10 year old says. If somebody is incapable of articulating beyond "man jaw lol," then yeah, they're probably not really worth conversing with.
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Toonstrack 06/10/24 2:50:28 AM #109: |
"Gamers" complaining when a woman looks like a normal woman
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wanderingshade 06/10/24 3:00:27 AM #110: |
Toonstrack posted...
"Gamers" complaining when a woman looks like a normal woman "Gamers" also get weird about women having peach fuzz. I actually find women with a minor amount of peach fuzz you can only sometimes catch in the sunlight to also be attractive. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ai123 06/10/24 3:27:58 AM #112: |
She looks like a reasonably attractive woman with strong features to me.
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Tora_Sami 06/10/24 3:32:05 AM #113: |
CyricZ posted...
Oh right. She looks badass to me --- Asus E-gaming z490 | 10700k | DDR4 32gb 3200mhz | Asus TUF 3080ti | 1000 watt | Corsair H100i 240 | G7 Odyssey 32" | Orion Spark | Proteus Core ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trelve 06/10/24 4:06:23 AM #114: |
This is Joanna Dark. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9be9a682.jpg This is not. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6064800b.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass_X0 06/10/24 4:12:30 AM #115: |
ai123 posted...
She looks like a reasonably attractive woman with strong features to me. but is she recognisable as being Joanna Dark? --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 06/10/24 4:18:20 AM #116: |
Over 100 posts and no one has posted Fat Alloy yet?
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ai123 06/10/24 4:23:27 AM #117: |
Bass_X0 posted...
but is she recognisable as being Joanna Dark? Recognizable as what? The original N64 rendition? The one from Zero? One of the promotional art versions? They're all imaginings of a fictional character. Like this one. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Frosted_Midna 06/10/24 4:25:12 AM #118: |
GranQroppoop posted...
Comical difference in quality aside, the shape of her face seems about the same to me.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7f3c8e0e.jpg I get you were comparing them, but damn it I god damn laughed at the original look. --- It's more than good, it's alive! Warning: May contain stone hat pieces http://i.imgur.com/N6v5qZx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 06/10/24 4:30:18 AM #119: |
I can understand why some of these characters get made fun of, like the new "mrs. Freeze" model, but this one literally looks fine.
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Sega9599 06/10/24 4:42:28 AM #120: |
GranQroppoop posted...
Comical difference in quality aside, the shape of her face seems about the same to me.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7f3c8e0e.jpgThis pic looks fine CyricZ posted... Oh right. This pic just looks kind of boring. ultimate_reaver posted... She just looks like a normal person. Who cares? Did people really think n64 play dough person Joanna dark was hot? People thought earlier blocky play dough Lara Croft was hot. I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting attractive people as main characters, but there is something wrong with obsessing over it. Hayame_Zero posted... A lot of comments were complaining about her being a woman in general, not realizing she's been a main game protagonist since likely before many of them were born. Likely trolls. Same who complain about Samus being a woman in Metroid. They're not serious about that as an issue but about causing trouble, and the effect it has on others often is serious. --- Needed: New Pokemon Puzzle League, Shining Force and Left 4 Dead.... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 06/10/24 5:25:56 AM #121: |
Trelve posted...
This is Joanna Dark.trelve why dont you use her model from the original N64 game for yoru comparison you know the game ppl actually like why is it your using the anime waifu model that ppl have mocked for decades --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mew 06/10/24 5:34:57 AM #122: |
How long was she mewing to get a jaw like that gaaawd dayum
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ai123 06/10/24 5:37:13 AM #123: |
AceMos posted...
trelve why dont you use her model from the original N64 game for yoru comparisonSpot on. The original character model was a few polygons that vaguely resembled a human. People pretending that their only objection is that the new doesn't resemble the old don't have much in the way of credibility. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trelve 06/10/24 5:53:06 AM #124: |
AceMos posted... trelve why dont you use her model from the original N64 game for yoru comparisonYou mean this? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/faff3290.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 06/10/24 5:55:04 AM #125: |
Trelve posted...
You mean this? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/perfectdark/images/a/ac/Origjo.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20230724021002 no i mean this --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trelve 06/10/24 6:02:20 AM #126: |
Your link doesn't work so I assume you're posting an ingame model from the game itself. I'm going off promotional art - how Rare invisioned Joanna to look if not for the limitations of the N64. Similar to Lara Croft doesn't have triangular breasts and a melted face. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 06/10/24 6:10:53 AM #127: |
your using sexy pinup art from a gaming magazine
im using what the vast majority of the players would see and know her as but fine you really want to get down to rares vision here is her concept art notice her freaking jaw and guess what her creator stated he wanted her to look more human than lara croft https://assetsio.gnwcdn.com/pd_concept_3.jpg?width=1920&height=1920&fit=bounds&quality=80&format=jpg&auto=webp --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 06/10/24 6:17:37 AM #128: |
Trelve posted...
Similar to Lara Croft doesn't have triangular breasts and a melted face.But she does? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/54e755dd.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigbadharry 06/10/24 6:34:32 AM #129: |
Looks like a young Brock Lesner and for that reason I'm....
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BoyOfBattle 06/10/24 6:50:45 AM #130: |
*googles joanna dark 2024*
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Solo_Wing 06/10/24 9:20:10 AM #131: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5425a66d.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5f0e5d90.jpg They're the same picture --- Time to dive into the fireworks! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NO2_Fiend 06/10/24 9:35:58 AM #132: |
Who cares what she looks like game looked nothing like Perfect Dark. Nostalgia cash grab no thanks.
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Tora_Sami 06/10/24 9:57:10 AM #133: |
NO2_Fiend posted...
Who cares what she looks like game looked nothing like Perfect Dark. Nostalgia cash grab no thanks. Huh? It looks like the second level to the first perfect dark game, just expanded on. --- Asus E-gaming z490 | 10700k | DDR4 32gb 3200mhz | Asus TUF 3080ti | 1000 watt | Corsair H100i 240 | G7 Odyssey 32" | Orion Spark | Proteus Core ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bleuets 06/10/24 11:23:10 AM #134: |
My favorite level of the original game Chicago (level four I think). Where you have to reprogram a taxi to create a diversion Fun times. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProfessorKukui 06/10/24 11:35:18 AM #135: |
Reminds me that I've yet to finish my Perfect Agent run. Think I left of on the Skedar ship.
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ssb_yunglink2 06/10/24 11:38:55 AM #136: |
I have absolutely no skin in this because i dont even play the series
thats objectively a very large jaw tho lol --- Hee Ho ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SteveRogers33 06/10/24 11:42:15 AM #137: |
AceMos posted... https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/perfectdark/images/a/ac/Origjo.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20230724021002You know full well the render is what she's supposed to look like, not the ingame model that was limited by the very limited N64. Which they corrected in the remaster. This is such a bad faith argument you're doing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dudebusters 06/10/24 11:47:16 AM #138: |
When I Google I get this which looks perfectly fine
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AceMos 06/10/24 2:41:30 PM #139: |
SteveRogers33 posted...
You know full well the render is what she's supposed to look like, not the ingame model that was limited by the very limited N64. Which they corrected in the remaster.gee its almost as if i was using the same tactic as the person i was debating was using --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sandalorn 06/10/24 2:45:24 PM #140: |
ai123 posted... She looks like a reasonably attractive woman with strong features to me. This is an adult Trelve posted... This is Joanna Dark. This is not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 06/10/24 2:54:50 PM #141: |
umm, did any of you even play the first 2 games (IE N64 and Gameboy Color)... Agent Dark looks like a cube, just like everyone else in the game
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Monolith1676 06/10/24 4:56:47 PM #142: |
She looks like Cassandra with Joanna's hairstyle.
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wanderingshade 06/10/24 6:07:11 PM #143: |
pegusus123456 posted...
But she does? Ummmm AKSHUALLY Lara Croft had a ROUND chest in Tomb Raider 2, which is where the Mansion butler, whose name is WINSTON, debuted in. You would know this if you were a REAL Fan. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kim_Seong-a 06/10/24 6:09:53 PM #144: |
Tbh I'm not a fan of that lower angle pic, but she looks cool af in the other image where she's holding the gun.
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Kaldrenthebold 06/11/24 10:22:57 AM #145: |
Trelve posted...
This is Joanna Dark. That absolutely is no one's Joanna Dark. That game was awful and that "version" of her is atrocious. --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 06/11/24 10:26:21 AM #146: |
Kaldrenthebold posted...
That absolutely is no one's Joanna Dark. That game was awful and that "version" of her is atrocious.seriously ppl trying to act like perfect dark zero was not widely mocked for decades --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PowerMan5000000 06/11/24 10:28:06 AM #147: |
Looks bad
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Trelve 06/11/24 10:39:41 AM #149: |
Kaldrenthebold posted... That absolutely is no one's Joanna Dark. That game was awful and that "version" of her is atrocious.Well I think this "version" of Joanna Dark is even more atrocious. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 06/11/24 10:40:45 AM #150: |
Trelve posted...
Well I think this "version" of Joanna Dark is even more atrocious.how so ? --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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