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gamepimp12
05/18/24 7:45:00 PM
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Crazy story Lmao.

Basically we just to hook up back in the day but before anything could get serious she got a flight attendant job in a foreign country.

We recently just reconnected over the phone and she asked if me if she wanted to go on a cruise with her.

Im down but this sounds like a pregnancy trap lmao.

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emblem-man
05/18/24 7:45:52 PM
#2:


Is she actually serious?

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Xenogears15
05/18/24 7:46:00 PM
#3:


Don't do it.

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archizzy
05/18/24 7:48:06 PM
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"she asked if me if she wanted to go on a cruise with her."

Take a breath. Calm down. Stop having a stroke and retype that.

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LeCh0nk
05/18/24 7:53:58 PM
#5:


Have a good wank before you decide anything.

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gamepimp12
05/18/24 7:58:13 PM
#6:


emblem-man posted...
Is she actually serious?
YES

archizzy posted...
"she asked if me if she wanted to go on a cruise with her."

Take a breath. Calm down. Stop having a stroke and retype that.


I actually had to stop and start typing that post multiple times due to other obligations so I messed up my wording

but yeah

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Thermador446
05/18/24 8:52:56 PM
#7:


Get a quick vasectomy if you are that worried.

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gamepimp12
05/18/24 9:09:11 PM
#8:


All jokes a side its a good deal

4 nights for like 400 dollars for the 2 of us.

she gets a discount

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Samurai_Man
05/18/24 9:47:10 PM
#9:


gamepimp12 posted...
All jokes a side its a good deal

4 nights for like 400 dollars for the 2 of us.

she gets a discount
Damn thats a REALLY good deal for any type of cruise lol, especially if its all inclusive.

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AceMos
05/18/24 9:50:21 PM
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ask her if this is just as friends or if its anything more

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Euripides
05/18/24 9:50:58 PM
#11:


Ask her to be your wingman

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Villain_S_Fiend
05/18/24 9:51:27 PM
#12:


Just go and have a good time. Stop weighing it down with what-ifs and all that noise about getting trapped. Your only obligation is gratitude.

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tremain07
05/18/24 9:54:59 PM
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Go for it, what ever happens happens if you plap you plap, if you have tanoshi you have have tanoshi, personally I'm hoping you get more tanoshi done than plaping

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gamepimp12
05/18/24 10:19:37 PM
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AceMos posted...
ask her if this is just as friends or if its anything more

no its a romantic cruise

she asked me how I felt about a cruise, I was like been on one I wouldnt go again unless it was like a baecation.

she was like well we can go I get a discount.

Samurai_Man posted...
Damn thats a REALLY good deal for any type of cruise lol, especially if its all inclusive.


RIGHTTTT

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solosnake
05/18/24 10:22:02 PM
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Id never go on a cruise.

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Villain_S_Fiend
05/18/24 10:46:53 PM
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gamepimp12 posted...
its a romantic cruise
Oh. Well then your obligation is to lay it down like she never knew it could be.

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MarvAlbert
05/18/24 10:48:33 PM
#17:


Follow your dreams

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Gobstoppers12
05/18/24 10:51:19 PM
#18:


Bro

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Blackestmage
05/18/24 10:52:31 PM
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LeCh0nk posted...
Have a good wank before you decide anything.

Best advice out there. And Im serious, whether it was meant as a joke or not.

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Monopoman
05/18/24 10:57:53 PM
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Sounds really weird to not see someone for 3 years with no contact then hit them up to go on a cruise trip.

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kelemvor
05/18/24 10:59:08 PM
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Samurai_Man posted...
Damn thats a REALLY good deal for any type of cruise lol, especially if its all inclusive.

That's about what I paid for me and the Wifey two weeks ago on our LA to Ensenada cruise. 4 Nights, but with port fees and taxes it was around $1K on the Navigator of the Seas (Royal Caribbean ship). Book early and in May (not spring break, and not summer break) and you can get a good deal.

Oh, and I would totally go on this trip! If I was single, that is. It has all the recipes for a good plot for a book or romantic comedy movie. An old flame from 3 years ago mixed with crazy, cruise ship hijinx! Steamy sex, romantic walks down the beaches on shore excursions, high rolling casino gambling, gratuitous alcohol binges, unexpected swingers, awkward encouners wih crew members, maybe a high seas crime mystery gets thrown in there. Who knows what could happen?
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Guide
05/18/24 11:01:36 PM
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We all have a type. Your type seems to be semaphore.

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gamepimp12
05/18/24 11:08:20 PM
#23:


Monopoman posted...
Sounds really weird to not see someone for 3 years with no contact then hit them up to go on a cruise trip.

I will say due to her job. Thats probably the cheapest way for us to hang out anytime soon.

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gamepimp12
05/18/24 11:09:05 PM
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Guide posted...
We all have a type. Your type seems to be semaphore.

I have no idea what you mean here

Also cause someones gonna ask.

shes slightly prettier than my ex, but my ex has a WAY better body.

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Gobstoppers12
05/18/24 11:14:49 PM
#25:


Bruh

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Guide
05/18/24 11:16:11 PM
#26:


^

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gamepimp12
05/19/24 12:00:57 PM
#27:


Bump

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Villain_S_Fiend
05/19/24 12:55:05 PM
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Bump for what? Hit that cruise and make sure the boat's not the only thing getting wet.

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Kradek
05/19/24 12:56:12 PM
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She plans on stealing your kidneys in international waters.

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NoxObscuras
05/19/24 1:02:00 PM
#30:


Guide posted...
We all have a type. Your type seems to be semaphore.
If I could like a post, I would

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Crimson_Corsair
05/19/24 1:04:17 PM
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This gimmick has run its course man.

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ssb_yunglink2
05/19/24 1:05:25 PM
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Monopoman posted...
Sounds really weird to not see someone for 3 years with no contact then hit them up to go on a cruise trip.


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1337toothbrush
05/19/24 1:29:52 PM
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Crimson_Corsair posted...
This gimmick has run its course man.
No, now it's running its cruise.

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gamepimp12
05/19/24 2:41:04 PM
#34:


Crimson_Corsair posted...
This gimmick has run its course man.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1392a72a.jpg

what yall think is a gimmick is actually my life

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Gobstoppers12
05/19/24 2:42:43 PM
#35:


This man put a space between "dope" and "!!" and used two exclamation points.

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gamepimp12
05/19/24 2:44:53 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
This man put a space between "dope" and "!!" and used two exclamation points.

I had to fake real excitement

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NoxObscuras
05/19/24 2:49:33 PM
#37:


gamepimp12 posted...
what yall think is a gimmick is actually my life
You say that like it's a flex lol

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gamepimp12
05/19/24 2:53:48 PM
#39:


NoxObscuras posted...
You say that like it's a flex lol

I wouldnt say flex, but its certainly entertaining.

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S_A_S
05/19/24 3:05:21 PM
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You said boo for a girlfriend? Wtf?
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LonelyStoner
05/19/24 3:06:45 PM
#41:


Xenogears15 posted...
Don't do it.


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ssb_yunglink2
05/19/24 3:07:46 PM
#42:


If you dont think its sus that someone you havent seen in years, who you only knew because you hooked up a few times before they left for a foreign country, is suddenly offering you a discount cruise, then idek what to tell you.

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S_A_S
05/19/24 3:08:57 PM
#43:


How old are you, TC? How old is the girl? How many times did you hook up?
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gamepimp12
05/19/24 3:12:51 PM
#44:


S_A_S posted...
You said boo for a girlfriend? Wtf?

no I didnt.

I said boo because I was implying someone I was consistently sleeping with, not necessarily a girlfriend.

ssb_yunglink2 posted...
If you dont think its sus that someone you havent seen in years, who you only knew because you hooked up a few times before they left for a foreign country, is suddenly offering you a discount cruise, then idek what to tell you.

oh its definitely sus, I knew she really liked me before she left and we have a couple close mutual friends who have kept in touch with each other.

but its 100% one of those situations where more can go wrong than go right. Especially if were on the cruise just the two of us in a single room.

i 100% plan to play the next few months by ear and see what happens there.

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bsp77
05/19/24 3:18:35 PM
#45:


Go for it. Cruises are great. Sex is an added bonus.

solosnake posted...
Id never go on a cruise.
Weird

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Phoro
05/19/24 3:26:15 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/875b4ff1.jpg

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gamepimp12
05/19/24 3:41:22 PM
#47:


S_A_S posted...
How old are you, TC? How old is the girl? How many times did you hook up?

im in my lower mid 30s

shes in her upper mind 20s

it was only for like a 2 week period. But we had been flirting and building up to it for months prior.

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Tyranthraxus
05/19/24 3:42:54 PM
#48:


gamepimp12 posted...
Crazy story Lmao.

Basically we just to hook up back in the day but before anything could get serious she got a flight attendant job in a foreign country.

We recently just reconnected over the phone and she asked if me if she wanted to go on a cruise with her.

Im down but this sounds like a pregnancy trap lmao.

Best case scenario is that it's a pregnancy trap.

Worst case scenario is that you're getting pulled into an MLM Timeshare

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Kradek
05/19/24 3:44:39 PM
#49:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Best case scenario is that it's a pregnancy trap.

Worst case scenario is that you're getting pulled into an MLM Timeshare

I think a worst case scenario is she harvests his organs or life. They had what sounds like a mild fling that wasn't anything official and 3 years later she's inviting him on a cruise. There's murder mysteries with similar settings and plot.

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gamepimp12
05/19/24 3:49:44 PM
#50:


Like this situation sounds like either itll go 1 of 3 ways

a lot of raw sex, which could lead to a couple different things.

Things fizzle out and we have an extremely awkward but safe time.

Some sort of set up either financially, or physically.


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