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_Valigarmanda_
05/21/24 10:05:51 AM
#101:


"Well McGarnagle, Billy is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear."

"Hey! I'm tryin' to eat lunch, here!"

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masterpug53
05/21/24 10:07:49 AM
#102:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfdl7BNvuw8

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stevo6452
05/21/24 10:10:33 AM
#103:


The Catholic Church, we've made a few.... changes

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Cocytus
05/22/24 3:24:26 PM
#104:


The goggles...zey do nothing

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Westernwolf4
05/22/24 5:38:27 PM
#105:


Villain_S_Fiend posted...
I sleep in a racing car! Do you?

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers-we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know.


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HylianFox
05/22/24 6:20:17 PM
#106:


It's DIGNITY! Gah! Don't you know dignity when you see it!?

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Kami_no_Kami
05/22/24 11:56:39 PM
#107:


Westernwolf4 posted...
Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers-we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know.
So thats it? After 20 years? So long, good luck?
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ablegator
05/23/24 12:00:44 AM
#108:


I dont recall saying good luck.

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LonelyStoner
05/23/24 12:00:48 AM
#109:


Southernfatman posted...
My favorite Simpsons joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7S2EyMGk
Alright this caught me off guard bad. Ive never watched The Simpsons.

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_Valigarmanda_
05/23/24 5:49:30 AM
#110:


https://youtu.be/4OhkhBwrK_w?si=qIC-CV2hUgqaKUdQ

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rexcrk
05/23/24 5:58:48 AM
#111:


I think Smithers chose me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when Im around.

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Hyena_Of_Ice
05/23/24 6:30:17 AM
#112:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5349e870.jpg
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masterpug53
05/23/24 9:53:12 AM
#113:


"What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?!"

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Villain_S_Fiend
05/23/24 9:56:44 AM
#114:


Why did you think a big balloon would stop people?

Shut up! That's why!

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HylianFox
05/23/24 10:27:31 AM
#115:


Villain_S_Fiend posted...
Why did you think a big balloon would stop people?

Shut up! That's why!

Once you get used to the constant druggings, this place isn't so bad.

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Westernwolf4
05/23/24 12:03:25 PM
#116:


ablegator posted...
I dont recall saying good luck.

This is one of my all time favorite Simpsons exchanges, so I am glad you all finished it out!


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Southernfatman
05/23/24 12:20:20 PM
#117:


We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!

LonelyStoner posted...
Alright this caught me off guard bad. Ive never watched The Simpsons.

Check it out some time. The golden age of The Simpsons were great with gags like this and more.

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YugiNoob
05/23/24 12:21:35 PM
#118:


HylianFox posted...
Once you get used to the constant druggings, this place isn't so bad.
If I know me, he wont like being kicked in the crotch!

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HylianFox
05/23/24 12:22:59 PM
#119:


YugiNoob posted...
If I know me, he wont like being kicked in the crotch!

Marge, frauline, I am being home!

You're not my husband!

Yah, I am new tie-wearing. To make it up to you, let us go out to an expensive dinner, then return for a night of efficient German sex.

Well, I sure don't feel like cooking...

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ROBANN_88
05/23/24 12:33:14 PM
#120:


Hyena_Of_Ice posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5349e870.jpg

that's fucking funny

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YugiNoob
05/23/24 3:22:28 PM
#121:


HylianFox posted...
Marge, frauline, I am being home!

You're not my husband!

Yah, I am new tie-wearing. To make it up to you, let us go out to an expensive dinner, then return for a night of efficient German sex.

Well, I sure don't feel like cooking...
That arranged can be

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BlazinBlue88
05/23/24 3:26:36 PM
#122:


Le grill. His delivery of "What the hell is that?!" kills me every time.

https://youtu.be/35QaJUYXcC8?si=7uKUWBzyeN4dQMhI

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HylianFox
05/23/24 3:28:50 PM
#123:


TELEVISION!
Teacher!
Mother!
Secret lover...

Come, family. Let us bask in television's warm glowing warming glow...

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Villain_S_Fiend
05/23/24 4:27:16 PM
#124:


If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!

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Cocytus
05/23/24 8:03:28 PM
#125:


Ohhh he card reads good

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masterpug53
05/24/24 12:36:24 AM
#126:


Pleasing taste...some monsterism.

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SMAP-
05/24/24 12:42:22 AM
#127:


I thought simpsons first aired in 2020 when i first saw them. I always assumed it was the wordplay on the meme "simp" so they're like simps for biden (it's a pretty political cartoon)

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rexcrk
05/24/24 9:30:09 AM
#128:


One of my absolute favorite moments:

This is Ned Flanders, my friend!

Whatd he say?
I dunno, something about being gay

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Southernfatman
05/24/24 5:24:44 PM
#129:


I hear those things are awfully loud

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Xethuminra
05/24/24 5:25:32 PM
#130:


Why'd the Simpsons cross the road?

to take a quick commercial break!
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misterbum
05/24/24 5:27:38 PM
#131:


Fame was like a drug.

But what was even more like a drug was the drugs

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YugiNoob
05/24/24 5:35:11 PM
#132:


I know its not really a joke, but I like Dr. Hibbert punching Hugo lol

https://youtu.be/Mo1jfzS6AOY?si=fPCurKymwaLu8mNY

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HylianFox
05/24/24 5:36:30 PM
#133:


YugiNoob posted...
I know its not really a joke, but I like Dr. Hibbert punching Hugo lol

https://youtu.be/Mo1jfzS6AOY?si=fPCurKymwaLu8mNY

"What to do about poor Hugo? He was too crazy for Boys' Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. The child was an outcast."

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ablegator
05/24/24 6:03:18 PM
#134:


How about a pre Simpsons joke.

https://youtu.be/IKeQj5wPbHI?feature=shared

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HylianFox
05/24/24 6:04:47 PM
#135:


ablegator posted...
How about a pre Simpsons joke.

https://youtu.be/IKeQj5wPbHI?feature=shared

AGAIN!?

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Cocytus
05/24/24 6:09:05 PM
#136:


Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

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rexcrk
05/24/24 6:51:13 PM
#137:


Southernfatman posted...
I hear those things are awfully loud
It glides as softly as a cloud!

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andri_g
05/24/24 8:46:16 PM
#138:


Cocytus posted...
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
*skiing too fast downhill with no control* Stupid sexy Flanders!
*legs spread in splits* Ow, my legs! This is the worst pain ever!
*crotch hit by speeding piles of snow and rocks* Ow, ow, ah-owww!!!
*tumbles off of ski-ramp, lands face-down at ski-lift booth* Auugh!
*hands over ticket* Here you go!
*rides back up the ski hill* [!?] :P

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Villain_S_Fiend
05/25/24 12:20:58 AM
#139:


Johnny Tightlips! Where'd they hit ya?

I ain't sayin' nothin'.

What do I tell the doctor?

Tell him to suck a lemon.

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MarbyIsBack
05/25/24 12:28:31 AM
#140:


"Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

idk why but that scene kills me every time I see it.

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YugiNoob
05/25/24 12:43:56 AM
#141:


*Bart blows up a tree stump*
Willie: Well done boy!
Bart: Wait, here comes the mykia!
Willie: Whats a mykia?
*Stump falls and crushes Skinners car*
Skinner: MY KIA!

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pjnelson
05/25/24 12:55:33 AM
#142:


https://youtu.be/7E-W7eWw8Mw?si=K6GEFV-B5KgClGU2

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_Valigarmanda_
05/25/24 1:31:18 AM
#143:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b6d5c07b.jpg

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_Valigarmanda_
05/25/24 1:39:38 AM
#144:


https://youtu.be/v68lF5ILsX4?si=mVpm7lLNdI8Y-YVc

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ROBANN_88
05/25/24 2:07:16 AM
#145:


_Valigarmanda_ posted...
https://youtu.be/v68lF5ILsX4?si=mVpm7lLNdI8Y-YVc

I don't think i ever got that joke
Is it that it's very close to something bad if you'd change the i to an a?

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HylianFox
05/25/24 3:34:33 AM
#146:


ROBANN_88 posted...
I don't think i ever got that joke
Is it that it's very close to something bad if you'd change the i to an a?

Pretty sure the joke is that Marge is contemplating getting a custom plate that is nothing like her actual name (even "Mitsy" is a real stretch)

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_Valigarmanda_
05/25/24 3:34:40 AM
#147:


It's just one of those little Marge moments for me, like she's so agreeable that she seriously considers Nitzi, even though Mitzi was already nowhere close to her actual name


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_Valigarmanda_
05/25/24 3:36:23 AM
#148:


Right! She's just a big lame sometimes

https://youtu.be/7uulgJ31tyo?si=uVKf_J11TzUdomnJ


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Southernfatman
05/25/24 8:10:46 AM
#149:


Marge as a character really grew on me once I became an adult. She's lovably dorky.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/858026c1.png

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Cocytus
05/25/24 12:50:22 PM
#150:


andri_g posted...
*skiing too fast downhill with no control* Stupid sexy Flanders!
*legs spread in splits* Ow, my legs! This is the worst pain ever!
*crotch hit by speeding piles of snow and rocks* Ow, ow, ah-owww!!!
*tumbles off of ski-ramp, lands face-down at ski-lift booth* Auugh!
*hands over ticket* Here you go!
*rides back up the ski hill* [!?] :P

Villain_S_Fiend posted...
Johnny Tightlips! Where'd they hit ya?

I ain't sayin' nothin'.

What do I tell the doctor?

Tell him to suck a lemon.
lol

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