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_Valigarmanda_ 05/21/24 10:05:51 AM #101: |
"Well McGarnagle, Billy is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear."
"Hey! I'm tryin' to eat lunch, here!" --- aka TritochZERO ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 05/21/24 10:07:49 AM #102: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfdl7BNvuw8
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stevo6452 05/21/24 10:10:33 AM #103: |
The Catholic Church, we've made a few.... changes
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Cocytus 05/22/24 3:24:26 PM #104: |
The goggles...zey do nothing
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Westernwolf4 05/22/24 5:38:27 PM #105: |
Villain_S_Fiend posted...
I sleep in a racing car! Do you? Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers-we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 05/22/24 6:20:17 PM #106: |
It's DIGNITY! Gah! Don't you know dignity when you see it!?
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Kami_no_Kami 05/22/24 11:56:39 PM #107: |
Westernwolf4 posted... Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers-we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know.So thats it? After 20 years? So long, good luck? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ablegator 05/23/24 12:00:44 AM #108: |
I dont recall saying good luck.
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LonelyStoner 05/23/24 12:00:48 AM #109: |
Southernfatman posted...
My favorite Simpsons joke:Alright this caught me off guard bad. Ive never watched The Simpsons. --- He's all alone through the day and night. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Valigarmanda_ 05/23/24 5:49:30 AM #110: |
https://youtu.be/4OhkhBwrK_w?si=qIC-CV2hUgqaKUdQ
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rexcrk 05/23/24 5:58:48 AM #111: |
I think Smithers chose me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when Im around.
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Hyena_Of_Ice 05/23/24 6:30:17 AM #112: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5349e870.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 05/23/24 9:53:12 AM #113: |
"What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?!"
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Villain_S_Fiend 05/23/24 9:56:44 AM #114: |
Why did you think a big balloon would stop people?
Shut up! That's why! --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 05/23/24 10:27:31 AM #115: |
Villain_S_Fiend posted...
Why did you think a big balloon would stop people? Once you get used to the constant druggings, this place isn't so bad. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westernwolf4 05/23/24 12:03:25 PM #116: |
ablegator posted...
I dont recall saying good luck. This is one of my all time favorite Simpsons exchanges, so I am glad you all finished it out! --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 05/23/24 12:20:20 PM #117: |
We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!
LonelyStoner posted... Alright this caught me off guard bad. Ive never watched The Simpsons. Check it out some time. The golden age of The Simpsons were great with gags like this and more. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 05/23/24 12:21:35 PM #118: |
HylianFox posted...
Once you get used to the constant druggings, this place isn't so bad.If I know me, he wont like being kicked in the crotch! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 05/23/24 12:22:59 PM #119: |
YugiNoob posted...
If I know me, he wont like being kicked in the crotch! Marge, frauline, I am being home! You're not my husband! Yah, I am new tie-wearing. To make it up to you, let us go out to an expensive dinner, then return for a night of efficient German sex. Well, I sure don't feel like cooking... --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 05/23/24 12:33:14 PM #120: |
Hyena_Of_Ice posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5349e870.jpg that's fucking funny --- Kremlin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 05/23/24 3:22:28 PM #121: |
HylianFox posted...
Marge, frauline, I am being home!That arranged can be --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlazinBlue88 05/23/24 3:26:36 PM #122: |
Le grill. His delivery of "What the hell is that?!" kills me every time.
https://youtu.be/35QaJUYXcC8?si=7uKUWBzyeN4dQMhI --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 05/23/24 3:28:50 PM #123: |
TELEVISION!
Teacher! Mother! Secret lover... Come, family. Let us bask in television's warm glowing warming glow... --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Villain_S_Fiend 05/23/24 4:27:16 PM #124: |
If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!
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Cocytus 05/23/24 8:03:28 PM #125: |
Ohhh he card reads good
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masterpug53 05/24/24 12:36:24 AM #126: |
Pleasing taste...some monsterism.
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SMAP- 05/24/24 12:42:22 AM #127: |
I thought simpsons first aired in 2020 when i first saw them. I always assumed it was the wordplay on the meme "simp" so they're like simps for biden (it's a pretty political cartoon)
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rexcrk 05/24/24 9:30:09 AM #128: |
One of my absolute favorite moments:
This is Ned Flanders, my friend! Whatd he say? I dunno, something about being gay --- Hurry up, Goldenrod! You're gonna be a permanent resident! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 05/24/24 5:24:44 PM #129: |
I hear those things are awfully loud
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Xethuminra 05/24/24 5:25:32 PM #130: |
Why'd the Simpsons cross the road? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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misterbum 05/24/24 5:27:38 PM #131: |
Fame was like a drug.
But what was even more like a drug was the drugs --- http://imgur.com/a/WqlxL ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 05/24/24 5:35:11 PM #132: |
I know its not really a joke, but I like Dr. Hibbert punching Hugo lol
https://youtu.be/Mo1jfzS6AOY?si=fPCurKymwaLu8mNY --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 05/24/24 5:36:30 PM #133: |
YugiNoob posted...
I know its not really a joke, but I like Dr. Hibbert punching Hugo lol "What to do about poor Hugo? He was too crazy for Boys' Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. The child was an outcast." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ablegator 05/24/24 6:03:18 PM #134: |
How about a pre Simpsons joke.
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HylianFox 05/24/24 6:04:47 PM #135: |
ablegator posted...
How about a pre Simpsons joke. AGAIN!? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 05/24/24 6:09:05 PM #136: |
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
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rexcrk 05/24/24 6:51:13 PM #137: |
Southernfatman posted...
I hear those things are awfully loudIt glides as softly as a cloud! --- Hurry up, Goldenrod! You're gonna be a permanent resident! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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andri_g 05/24/24 8:46:16 PM #138: |
Cocytus posted...
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!*skiing too fast downhill with no control* Stupid sexy Flanders! *legs spread in splits* Ow, my legs! This is the worst pain ever! *crotch hit by speeding piles of snow and rocks* Ow, ow, ah-owww!!! *tumbles off of ski-ramp, lands face-down at ski-lift booth* Auugh! *hands over ticket* Here you go! *rides back up the ski hill* [!?] :P --- '~' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Villain_S_Fiend 05/25/24 12:20:58 AM #139: |
Johnny Tightlips! Where'd they hit ya?
I ain't sayin' nothin'. What do I tell the doctor? Tell him to suck a lemon. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarbyIsBack 05/25/24 12:28:31 AM #140: |
"Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
idk why but that scene kills me every time I see it. --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 05/25/24 12:43:56 AM #141: |
*Bart blows up a tree stump*
Willie: Well done boy! Bart: Wait, here comes the mykia! Willie: Whats a mykia? *Stump falls and crushes Skinners car* Skinner: MY KIA! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pjnelson 05/25/24 12:55:33 AM #142: |
https://youtu.be/7E-W7eWw8Mw?si=K6GEFV-B5KgClGU2
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_Valigarmanda_ 05/25/24 1:31:18 AM #143: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b6d5c07b.jpg
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_Valigarmanda_ 05/25/24 1:39:38 AM #144: |
https://youtu.be/v68lF5ILsX4?si=mVpm7lLNdI8Y-YVc
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ROBANN_88 05/25/24 2:07:16 AM #145: |
_Valigarmanda_ posted...
https://youtu.be/v68lF5ILsX4?si=mVpm7lLNdI8Y-YVc I don't think i ever got that joke Is it that it's very close to something bad if you'd change the i to an a? --- Kremlin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 05/25/24 3:34:33 AM #146: |
ROBANN_88 posted...
I don't think i ever got that joke Pretty sure the joke is that Marge is contemplating getting a custom plate that is nothing like her actual name (even "Mitsy" is a real stretch) --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Valigarmanda_ 05/25/24 3:34:40 AM #147: |
It's just one of those little Marge moments for me, like she's so agreeable that she seriously considers Nitzi, even though Mitzi was already nowhere close to her actual name
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_Valigarmanda_ 05/25/24 3:36:23 AM #148: |
Right! She's just a big lame sometimes
https://youtu.be/7uulgJ31tyo?si=uVKf_J11TzUdomnJ --- aka TritochZERO ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 05/25/24 8:10:46 AM #149: |
Marge as a character really grew on me once I became an adult. She's lovably dorky.
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Cocytus 05/25/24 12:50:22 PM #150: |
andri_g posted...
*skiing too fast downhill with no control* Stupid sexy Flanders! Villain_S_Fiend posted... Johnny Tightlips! Where'd they hit ya?lol --- You're never ever fully dressed without a smile! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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