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HylianFox 05/16/24 10:25:23 AM #51:	boomgetchopped3 posted... Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/17641171.jpg --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980419484] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted... </cite><quote>Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/17641171.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 05/16/24 9:10:10 PM #52:	You heard the monkey make the trade --- You're never ever fully dressed without a smile! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:980428698] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>You heard the monkey make the trade </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 05/16/24 9:13:11 PM #53:	He's embiggened that role with his cromulent performance. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:980428733] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>He's embiggened that role with his cromulent performance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 05/16/24 9:14:11 PM #54:	https://youtu.be/qLZYtDzMtGI --- Vacant, Denver Nuggets, Texas Rangers, Kansas City Chiefs, Vacant #1 Fan <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:980428751] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/qLZYtDzMtGI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 05/16/24 9:23:06 PM #55:	"Don't touch Willy." Hmm, seems like good advice. turns up thermostat --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:980428851] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>"Don't touch Willy." Hmm, seems like good advice. turns up thermostat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 05/17/24 1:00:02 PM #56:	Solid_Seb posted... The aurora borealis? In your kitchen? Yes. Can I see it? No. Steamed hams! --- You're never ever fully dressed without a smile! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:980436836] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Solid_Seb posted... </cite><quote>The aurora borealis? In your kitchen?Yes.Can I see it?No.</quote>Steamed hams! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/17/24 1:01:50 PM #57:	Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy somethin'! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980436852] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy somethin'! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/17/24 1:06:01 PM #58:	Barney: "WOW! FREE BEER!" drinks all the cups Man: "Hey, those were my quarters!" Barney starts belching up quarters Woman: "Check it out, this guy's paying off!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980436913] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Barney: "WOW! FREE BEER!"drinks all the cupsMan: "Hey, those were my quarters!"Barney starts belching up quartersWoman: "Check it out, this guy's paying off!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaikyoStyle 05/17/24 1:07:50 PM #59:	https://youtu.be/AskuZpfatno?si=_mTCRx1AiJq6FFBy --- Taxes, death, and trouble. Brunt/Gaila 2024. Make Ferenginar Great Again! <cite>SaikyoStyle posted [p:980436937] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/AskuZpfatno?si=_mTCRx1AiJq6FFBy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/17/24 1:08:04 PM #60:	Tut-tut-tut You missed the baby. You missed the blind man... --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980436944] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Tut-tut-tut You missed the baby. You missed the blind man... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat_More_Beef 05/17/24 1:16:28 PM #61:	"Mmmmmmm. Sacrilicious." https://youtu.be/uppBdcz7OBE?si=6iMNumWZGbMZ1Jyn --- I wrote a horror novel, called "Spare Parts." A whole damn novel! You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com <cite>Eat_More_Beef posted [p:980437059] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>"Mmmmmmm. Sacrilicious."https://youtu.be/uppBdcz7OBE?si=6iMNumWZGbMZ1Jyn </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/17/24 1:19:09 PM #62:	Maybe if I used my least-nagging voice... "HoMER", "HOmer", "Homerrrr" that's the one! --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980437091] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Maybe if I used my least-nagging voice... "HoMER", "HOmer", "Homerrrr" that's the one! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/17/24 1:22:36 PM #63:	HylianFox posted... Maybe if I used my least-nagging voice... "HoMER", "HOmer", "Homerrrr" that's the one! You dragged me all the way from work for that?! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980437140] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>Maybe if I used my least-nagging voice... "HoMER", "HOmer", "Homerrrr" that's the one!</quote>You dragged me all the way from work for that?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/17/24 1:24:02 PM #64:	Oh woah, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980437152] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Oh woah, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/17/24 1:29:05 PM #65:	Southernfatman posted... Oh woah, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies. "Captain's Log, Stardate 6051.2 Had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acing up. The ship is drafty and damp. I complain, but nobody listens." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980437224] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite><quote>Oh woah, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.</quote>"Captain's Log, Stardate 6051.2Had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acing up.The ship is drafty and damp. I complain, but nobody listens." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThatGeminiGuy 05/17/24 1:47:29 PM #66:	https://youtu.be/8BlpRBo5QiY?si=Zc98Zpk90hQM3BBl --- "Life is not earned by begging. Life is earned through doing puzzles" - Mr. Puzzles <cite>ThatGeminiGuy posted [p:980437490] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/8BlpRBo5QiY?si=Zc98Zpk90hQM3BBl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 05/17/24 1:51:13 PM #67:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIFc1FUYYYk --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:980437541] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIFc1FUYYYk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaikyoStyle 05/17/24 1:57:34 PM #68:	I heard were going to Ape Island. Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. Candy Apple Island? What do they got there? Apes. But theyre not as big. --- Taxes, death, and trouble. Brunt/Gaila 2024. Make Ferenginar Great Again! <cite>SaikyoStyle posted [p:980437634] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>I heard were going to Ape Island.Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?Apes. But theyre not as big. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/17/24 2:02:08 PM #69:	"Donuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980437722] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>"Donuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/17/24 2:05:17 PM #70:	I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city keeping its speed over 50 and if its speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980437767] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city keeping its speed over 50 and if its speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 05/17/24 3:37:20 PM #71:	Mr. Burns: No donuts! Lenny: No! Homer: Doh! Carl: Nuts! Mr. Burns: Exactly. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:980438988] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Mr. Burns: No donuts!Lenny: No!Homer: Doh!Carl: Nuts!Mr. Burns: Exactly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/17/24 3:38:06 PM #72:	"I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980438999] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>"I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 05/18/24 1:17:33 AM #73:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAS3DsmLfKY --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:980446038] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAS3DsmLfKY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 05/18/24 2:49:03 AM #74:	Cocytus posted... Have the Rolling Stones killed Sir, that's not... --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:980446573] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Cocytus posted... </cite><quote>Have the Rolling Stones killed</quote>Sir, that's not... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 05/18/24 3:03:45 AM #75:	GGuirao13 posted... Sir, that's not... Do as I say! --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:980446644] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>GGuirao13 posted... </cite><quote>Sir, that's not...</quote>Do as I say! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/18/24 8:05:39 AM #76:	Awww, 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980447901] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Awww, 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 05/18/24 8:16:37 AM #77:	Southernfatman posted... Awww, 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut. 20 dollars can buy many peanuts. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:980447967] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite><quote>Awww, 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut.</quote>20 dollars can buy many peanuts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 05/18/24 8:47:01 AM #78:	evilpresident posted... 20 dollars can buy many peanuts. Explain how. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:980448151] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>evilpresident posted... </cite><quote>20 dollars can buy many peanuts.</quote>Explain how. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 05/18/24 8:50:18 AM #79:	Why is that monkey wearing a diaper? I thought he was housebroken! --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:980448183] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Why is that monkey wearing a diaper? I thought he was housebroken! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnspeakableEvil 05/18/24 9:20:45 AM #80:	I thought you said that Troy McClure was dead? No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes. --- 20-20 hindsight's a wonderful thing. http://cantsleep.clownwilleat.me/ <cite>UnspeakableEvil posted [p:980448346] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>I thought you said that Troy McClure was dead?No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 05/18/24 10:40:59 AM #81:	Villain_S_Fiend posted... Explain how. Money can be exchanged for goods and services. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:980449016] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Villain_S_Fiend posted... </cite><quote>Explain how.</quote>Money can be exchanged for goods and services. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 05/18/24 10:57:44 AM #82:	We dont have an outhouse. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:980449165] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>We dont have an outhouse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andri_g 05/18/24 5:43:54 PM #83:	Signed, little girl. --- '~' <cite>andri_g posted [p:980453709] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Signed, little girl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/18/24 5:45:02 PM #84:	That's it! SOMEHOW! --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980453719] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>That's it! SOMEHOW! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/18/24 5:45:44 PM #85:	Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Well, replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly and the word dog with son. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980453735] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Well, replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly and the word dog with son. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 05/18/24 5:47:26 PM #86:	Formerly Chuck's. --- I fought the Trumble and the Trumble won. <cite>Trumble posted [p:980453749] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Formerly Chuck's. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/18/24 5:49:32 PM #87:	Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980453768] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 05/18/24 6:06:43 PM #88:	You promised me dog or higher! --- Hurry up, Goldenrod! You're gonna be a permanent resident! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:980454002] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>You promised me dog or higher! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 05/18/24 9:46:37 PM #89:	Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:980456791] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pinotage 05/18/24 10:17:24 PM #90:	Brevity is... wit. --- Husikam ...Believes in Patterns <cite>Pinotage posted [p:980457149] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Brevity is... wit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 05/19/24 5:12:52 PM #91:	Dental plan! --- You're never ever fully dressed without a smile! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:980466496] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Dental plan! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/20/24 9:33:36 AM #92:	"How can a hamster write mystery novels?" "Well, he figures out the ending first and then writes backwards." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980474452] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>"How can a hamster write mystery novels?""Well, he figures out the ending first and then writes backwards." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Valigarmanda_ 05/20/24 9:42:19 AM #93:	Cocytus posted... Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. --- aka TritochZERO <cite>_Valigarmanda_ posted [p:980474520] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Cocytus posted... </cite><quote>Dental plan!</quote>Lisa needs braces. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 05/20/24 9:51:24 AM #94:	Its a ring toss game. <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:980474595] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Its a ring toss game.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/20/24 10:07:03 AM #95:	But why? She's such a fox. I mean, what's on Fox tonight? Something ribald, no doubt. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980474782] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>But why? She's such a fox. I mean, what's on Fox tonight? Something ribald, no doubt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 05/20/24 11:06:39 AM #96:	I sleep in a racing car! Do you? I sleep in a big bed with my wife. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:980475408] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>I sleep in a racing car! Do you?I sleep in a big bed with my wife. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Valigarmanda_ 05/20/24 11:09:49 AM #97:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9e8248b4.jpg --- aka TritochZERO <cite>_Valigarmanda_ posted [p:980475445] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9e8248b4.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 05/20/24 6:10:02 PM #98:	_Valigarmanda_ posted... Lisa needs braces. Dental plan! --- You're never ever fully dressed without a smile! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:980480782] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>_Valigarmanda_ posted... </cite><quote>Lisa needs braces.</quote>Dental plan! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/21/24 9:40:24 AM #99:	Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was *not* the brilliant tactician I thought he was. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980489135] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 05/21/24 9:46:20 AM #100:	Brockman: Rainier Wolfcastle, star of the upcoming film 'Help! My Son is a Nerd'! Wolfcastle: My son returns from a fancy east coast college, and I'm horrified to find he is a nerd. B: Hahaha! I'm laughing already! W: It's not a comedy. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:980489200] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Brockman: Rainier Wolfcastle, star of the upcoming film 'Help! My Son is a Nerd'!Wolfcastle: My son returns from a fancy east coast college, and I'm horrified to find he is a nerd.B: Hahaha! I'm laughing already!W: It's not a comedy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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