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05/06/24 12:01:52 PM
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HighSeraph
05/06/24 1:55:47 PM
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How does he do?

He would absolutely side with the Lucavi

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misterbum
05/06/24 1:57:35 PM
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Wario Land

Well fitting, but he does horribly. As he would in any game.

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Dakimakura
05/06/24 1:58:01 PM
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Probably possible to find out with mods

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epik_fail1
05/06/24 1:59:13 PM
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Yakuza kiwami 1.

Poor haruka

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masterpug53
05/06/24 1:59:16 PM
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You'd find him hiding in corner of Bleaks Falls Barrow, pissing his pants and whining about how the draugr are politically persecuting him.

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JaiCSC
05/06/24 2:00:32 PM
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Hmm

He either abandons the quest to save the planet and starts a rival company or just gets fully possessed by Sephiroth.

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R_Jackal
05/06/24 2:01:52 PM
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Project Zomboid.

He's gonna try to sprint over and probably end up bleeding out while hobbling away from the first zombie he sees.
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Revan126
05/06/24 2:01:54 PM
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Ni No Kuni 2.

Would he take over as Roland or Evan?

Man is inept as a leader, so either role wouldn't work out well. He'd probably get executed in Ding Dong Dell because I can't see him being stealthy or going through sewers. He'd probably loudly refuse to leave the castle and then get killed by the mice.
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MaxEffingBemis
05/06/24 2:02:05 PM
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Stellar Blade. do not need to see if flipping around slashing shit

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Shotgunnova
05/06/24 2:02:52 PM
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I'm the best at killing cazadores, the best. People always come up to me and ask, "Why are you so good at fighting those insects" -- insects, they call them -- "and how can I be as good as you?" People ask this of me constantly, wherever I go, no matter what I'm doing. Sometimes I'll be on the Strip gambling, or eating my daily deathclaw omelet, and people want to know about shooting bugs. They use pistols, lasers, the works! Apparently nothing stops these things besides me. So, I tell them, "the secret is Big Iron". Big Iron. Play it on your radio and they can't stand it. Cazadores don't know anything about music, but they know they're no match for Big Iron. They like herds and stinging, not words and singing, and I've killed hundreds of these cockroaches as they stand around confused at what they're hearing. You know me -- I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.

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SpawnShadow
05/06/24 2:03:09 PM
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Fallout 4

He straight-up doesn't give a shit about his dead wife and kidnapped son. Assuming he believes there's any surviors besides himself, he'd rush off to try to become the all-powerful, undisputed King of the Wasteland, only to be immediately and unceremoniously fatally radiation-poisoned, gunned down by Raiders, and/or eaten by mutated animals, depending on which way he goes out of Vault 111. And that's if he manages to make it past all the Radroaches infesting the vault itself once he's thawed out of cryosleep.
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Jupiter
05/06/24 2:03:13 PM
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Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes.

He gets 1 shot by a random encounter.

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Hayame_Zero
05/06/24 2:04:10 PM
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Another Crab's Treasure.

I guess he just drowns.

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ClayGuida
05/06/24 2:05:18 PM
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Game overs quickly because being an asshole doesn't defeat bad guys.

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Westernwolf4
05/06/24 2:14:44 PM
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I am playing Jedi: Survivor. So Cal Trump high fives some stormtroopers and the Empire wins. Because the MAGA Cult and the Empire are very similarly aligned.

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McMarbles
05/06/24 2:14:53 PM
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I've been playing Rune Factory 5. He'd probably grope the underage women then have a heart attack and die the moment he had to do farmwork.

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ShaneMcComez
05/06/24 2:15:16 PM
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A commander of the Brotherhood of Nod in Command & Conquer 1. Instead of using the money you make using harvesters to collect Tiberium to build up your base and army. Trump pockets all the money for himself, and deflects blame when the opposing army wipes out his unit.

Unfortunately for Trump, the leader of the Brotherhood Kane doesn't tolerate failure and will execute his underlings. So I expect Trump wouldn't last long.

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Deej
05/06/24 2:15:37 PM
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Persona 4 Golden

Inaba is fucked unless his lawyers somehow awaken their Personas to enter the TV World in his place. (As a matter of fact, it's probably still fucked either way.)


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DipDipDiver
05/06/24 2:15:42 PM
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Forza Horizon 4?
I guess at some point he could have been

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NES4EVER
05/06/24 2:17:07 PM
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Im playing Ishin, so given his physical condition and the fact everyone has swords i dont expect him to fare well.

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Yazarogi
05/06/24 2:17:56 PM
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Last of Us 2, he immediately get's shot by Scars, WLF, eaten by Clickers, and dies.

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LonelyStoner
05/06/24 2:34:26 PM
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Cyberpunk 2077

lmfao

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Heineken14
05/06/24 2:35:29 PM
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Civ 5.

He fails to build an empire and then gets nuked by Gandhi.

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comicfire
05/06/24 2:35:31 PM
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Persona 5 Royal

Spiderman pointing meme moment with him and Shido

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HighSeraph
05/06/24 2:35:42 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
Cyberpunk 2077
Tbf a rich dude in night city would do pretty well

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Northlane
05/06/24 2:36:55 PM
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Lone Wanderer in Fallout 3

Doesn't leave the vault to search for his Dad

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IronChef_Kirby
05/06/24 2:37:13 PM
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Trumpio Kart 8 Deluxe would be interesting. Anytime I lost a race, I could incite a coup to overturn the results.

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Smiffwilm
05/06/24 2:37:17 PM
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Chances are high I don't even make it to Vault 111, and even if I do, I certainly ain't getting out.

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joaquintall
05/06/24 2:37:40 PM
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Sometimes I think he already has...

Push-over (SNES)... he fails... A LOT
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Westernwolf4
05/06/24 2:37:54 PM
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Northlane posted...
Lone Wanderer in Fallout 3

Doesn't leave the vault to search for his Dad

LOL. Yep.


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jefffan
05/06/24 2:42:01 PM
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Donald Trump as Shepard?

Everyone dies.

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ThatGeminiGuy
05/06/24 2:44:21 PM
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Donald Trump as the lone survivor in Fallout 4. He would definitely side with either The Brotherhood of Steel or The Institute

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
05/06/24 2:48:35 PM
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Triangle Strategy.

Jesus, he's omega fucked.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/06/24 2:53:16 PM
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misterbum posted...
Wario Land

Well fitting, but he does horribly. As he would in any game.

Thing is, Wario is actually brave, and is in fact GOOD with money. He is basically the self-made man that Trump basically dreams he could be. Heck, he only took a castle/manor from Mario what, one time (where MARIO got that castle from I have no clue, or was it just Wario's castle from the get go and he was just being a jerk to the locals who then asked Mario for help?)? Then he basically went pirate hunting so he could just legitimately buy his own castle.

Wario is a wildly successful adventurer and pirate hunter who happens to be fairly gross and disrespectful.

Anyway, last one I played was Against The Storm. So basically he gets executed by the queen for completely failing to manage a settlement repeatedly.

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thronedfire2
05/06/24 2:54:02 PM
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Everyone dies in the first reactor in FF7

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ellis123
05/06/24 3:00:15 PM
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He dies the second the opening cutscene/dialog ends, assuming we pretend that none of that would change because of the difference in who was there.

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ShaneMcComez
05/06/24 3:01:35 PM
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You know what would be a good game to have Trump as the protagonist in? Portal 1.

Trump wouldn't be able to escape Aperture Science due to being too slow and unathletic to jump through portals fast enough to reach some of the exits. The place would soon become his prison and personal hell. He'd be the only human there with no one to talk to, except the AI running the facility, whose a psychopath who'll constantly taunt and be mean to Trump. It would be a fitting punishment for him.

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Linze
05/08/24 1:05:20 PM
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Funny Cards...

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TMOG
05/08/24 1:06:04 PM
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Apollo Justice.

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loafy013
05/08/24 1:08:01 PM
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There would be no change. A naked baby who is always crying and taking deals with the devil.

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LightHawKnight
05/08/24 1:08:52 PM
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The orange idiot replacing Ichiban Kasuga eh. He would get shot if he stepped out.

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radical_rhino
05/08/24 1:08:59 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Everyone dies in the first reactor in FF7
I think he betrays Avalanche to side with Shinra and dooms the planet.

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Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 1:19:50 PM
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Dave the Diver
He drives the sushi restaurant into the ground and goes to jail for sexually assaulting Ellie

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ZeroX2010
05/08/24 1:23:14 PM
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Links Awakening

Instead of a savior, another nightmare entered the Wind Fishs dream.

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DarthAragorn
05/08/24 1:27:13 PM
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FF14

Definitely doesn't even make it to Sastasha

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BlueBoy675
05/08/24 1:30:35 PM
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Pirate Warriors 3

Now I kinda want a President musuo game >_>

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HentaiMan
05/08/24 2:17:46 PM
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I played fall guys earlier. I guess he's a fat bean now >_<

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UnrivaledKoopa
05/08/24 2:19:45 PM
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Helldivers 2

He'd fit right into the Super Earth government, but wouldn't survive the basic tutorial training

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uwnim
05/08/24 2:23:06 PM
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Pokmon Yellow Legacy. He complains about how Oaks grandson stole his Pokmon. Dunno what else he does.

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