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Dark_Moon
04/23/24 9:04:36 PM
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https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/23/politics/george-santos-ends-independent-bid-new-york-1/index.html

Yes the George Santos, savor of 1000 worlds.

No one wanted to donate to him, even the Maga folks.

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blacklabelice
04/23/24 9:06:51 PM
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well i guess that gives the famous astronaut who taught jimi hendrix everything he knows about playing the guitar some more time to brush up on his volleyball skills.

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GATTJT
04/23/24 9:14:03 PM
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blacklabelice posted...
well i guess that gives the famous astronaut who taught jimi hendrix everything he knows about playing the guitar some more time to brush up on his volleyball skills.
I highly doubt that the Nobel Prize-winning scientist who wrote the Declaration of Independence has time to play volleyball.

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/23/24 9:15:05 PM
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Dark_Moon posted...
savor of 1000 worlds

Did he eat them?

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DrizztLink
04/23/24 9:15:27 PM
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That gives him time to build rockets by hand while acting as the King of Germania.

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Dark_Moon
04/23/24 9:16:14 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Did he eat them?
After he visited, they ate themselves.

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UnholyMudcrab
04/23/24 9:17:31 PM
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GATTJT posted...
I highly doubt that the Nobel Prize-winning scientist who wrote the Declaration of Independence has time to play volleyball.
Well, he had time to invent the sport in the first place, so why not?

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SAlYAN
04/23/24 9:19:47 PM
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He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

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Shotgunnova
04/23/24 9:26:04 PM
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How can the inventor of italics be out of work? What a cruel world.

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Starks
04/23/24 9:46:50 PM
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I'm just waiting until that damn trial begins. He grifted the entire district and we want to see him behind bars.

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CADE_FOSTER
04/23/24 9:48:53 PM
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the creator of America sad really
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Takuya_Lee
04/23/24 10:22:25 PM
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It makes sense the High King of Narnia wouldn't want to be in Congress.

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creativerealms
04/23/24 10:28:03 PM
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Man of a hundred talents, A true legend. He's too good for Congress.

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masterpug53
04/23/24 10:37:41 PM
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Many decades ago, George Santos wrote the classic 'the opposite of progress is Congress' joke just so he could console a grieving nation at this exact moment.

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Hexenherz
04/23/24 10:39:16 PM
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I have meet with leaders and with constituents and I have made the decision to hang it up here and stop perusing this race, THIS YEAR! The future holds countless possibilities and I am ready willing and able to step up to the plate and go fight for my country at anytime, Santos said.

Are those actual quotes or did the journalist fail

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CableZL
04/23/24 10:54:49 PM
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Sad that the dude who invented hot sauce won't be back in office

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SAlYAN
04/23/24 11:39:59 PM
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What would Georgie Santos do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through
That's what Georgie Santos'd do!

When Georgie Santos was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold

When Georgie Santos was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair

So what would Georgie Santos do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Geoegie Santos'd do!

I want to open up CE!
Fandom's blocking all the politic-ing!

and I just want DToast to stop fighting everyone...

For CE I'll be an activist, too,
cuz thats what Georgie Santos'd do!

And what would Georgie Santos do
He'd call all CEmen in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Georgie Santos'd do

When Georgie Santos traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again

And when Georgie Santos built the pyramids
He beat up Kubla Khan
'Cause Georgie Santos doesn't take shit from a-ny-bo-dy!

So let's call all posters together
And unite to stop DToast
And we'll save hornyposting too
'Cause that's what Georgie Santos'd do
And we'll save hornyposting too
'Cause that's what Georgie Santos'd do!
That's what Georgie Santos'd do!

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Kradek
04/24/24 12:34:57 AM
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George Santos? President's 1-44? I love that guy!

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sfcalimari
04/24/24 12:41:12 AM
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He gave us cussing on gamefaqs and allowed gorbyposting to flourish. Stop the steal!

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SiO4
04/24/24 3:05:53 AM
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George Santos is a national treasure.

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008Zulu
04/24/24 4:40:11 AM
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End? Didn't he get booted out?

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Rial_Kai
04/24/24 4:46:50 AM
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008Zulu posted...
End? Didn't he get booted out?
No one boots out the man who designed and handcrafted the original US Flag.

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sfcalimari
04/24/24 4:56:42 AM
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SiO4 posted...
George Santos is National Treasure 3


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CableZL
04/24/24 9:45:51 AM
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008Zulu posted...
End? Didn't he get booted out?
He decided to run again as an independent.

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creativerealms
04/24/24 10:04:51 AM
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008Zulu posted...
End? Didn't he get booted out?
Only because he was too good for it.

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LonelyStoner
04/24/24 10:15:59 AM
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blacklabelice posted...
well i guess that gives the famous astronaut who taught jimi hendrix everything he knows about playing the guitar some more time to brush up on his volleyball skills.
I am immediately lost.

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CountCorvinus
04/24/24 10:17:44 AM
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I'm picturing a Mick Foley scenario where George Santos doesn't have it in him to run for congress, but Anthony Devolder does.

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masterpug53
04/24/24 10:18:24 AM
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008Zulu posted...
End? Didn't he get booted out?

That's no way to treat the guy who invented the boot!

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LonelyStoner
04/24/24 10:19:16 AM
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Will someone please explain what the fuck you guys are talking about? Are these actual quotes from Santos?

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Voidgolem
04/24/24 10:20:37 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
Will someone please explain what the fuck you guys are talking about? Are these actual quotes from Santos?

when lying on your resume goes Very Far

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CableZL
04/24/24 10:21:38 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
Will someone please explain what the fuck you guys are talking about? Are these actual quotes from Santos?

George Santos is infamous for making up his entire life story and defrauding people to get elected to congress, so people just attribute random accolades and accomplishments to him.

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masterpug53
04/24/24 10:23:18 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
Will someone please explain what the fuck you guys are talking about? Are these actual quotes from Santos?

You know why I no one's explained it to you? Because its too SMALL!!! George Santos doesn't care about explaining it. Its nothing to him. Its a bacterium. He travels in worlds you cant even imagine. You cant conceive of what he's capable of! He's so far beyond you! He's like a god in human clothing. LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM HIS FINGER TIPS!!!

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LonelyStoner
04/24/24 10:23:37 AM
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CableZL posted...
George Santos is infamous for making up his entire life story and defrauding people to get elected to congress, so people just attribute random accolades and accomplishments to him.
Ahhh. Thanks. Reminds me of Dr. Evil when he says his dad was delusional and made claims of inventing the question mark.

But Santos laugh told me everything I needed to know.

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mach25687
04/24/24 10:25:09 AM
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Remember he was there when they were signing the Declaration of Independence. Hell, he even wrote his name too.

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shadow_dreamer
04/24/24 10:33:47 AM
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I think my favorite (that he actually used) was that not only did he lie to a group of donors about being a producer on a Broadway play, the play he lied about was Spiderman: Turnoff the dark, a play most famous for horribly injuring people...
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mario2000
04/24/24 10:40:48 AM
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mach25687 posted...
Remember he was there when they were signing the Declaration of Independence. Hell, he even wrote his name too.

He singlehandedly fought off the British.

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Father_
04/24/24 10:42:50 AM
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Tagging for the comments lmao

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CableZL
04/24/24 10:44:05 AM
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mario2000 posted...
He singlehandedly fought off the British.

What they never tell you is that Paul Revere was riding his horse to George Santos' house to make that happen

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Dark_Moon
04/24/24 2:06:51 PM
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CableZL posted...
What they never tell you is that Paul Revere was riding his horse to George Santos' house to make that happen
Thought George Santos was the house that Paul Revere was rising.

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CADE_FOSTER
04/24/24 2:42:24 PM
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Why do the scales of justice move so slow he should be in jail seriously
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masterpug53
04/24/24 2:46:03 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
Why do the scales of justice move so slow he should be in jail seriously

I mean, he is the guy who originally decreed that Justice is blind, so that she wouldn't be able to see what he was doing.

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creativerealms
04/24/24 3:25:45 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
Why do the scales of justice move so slow he should be in jail seriously
You can't put a god in jail.

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