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04/23/24 2:04:33 PM
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04/23/24 2:04:33 PM
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Bishop9800
04/23/24 4:03:18 PM
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https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-russia-state-tv-margarita-simonyan-1892691

wow. just wow..........

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CRON
04/23/24 4:03:54 PM
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She literally looks like a clean-shaven Bryan Danielson

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DrizztLink
04/23/24 4:04:04 PM
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I'd ask what the fuck that's supposed to mean but I absolutely do not want to know the answer.

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04/23/24 4:04:16 PM
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CADE_FOSTER
04/23/24 4:04:25 PM
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yeah she is a russian asset
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Bishop9800
04/23/24 4:04:41 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I'd ask what the fuck that's supposed to mean but I absolutely do not want to know the answer.


same here
CRON posted...
She literally looks like a clean-shaven Bryan Danielson


LOL!!!!!!!!

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DipDipDiver
04/23/24 4:04:51 PM
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She gives me the inexplicable urge to sign up with Geico

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masterpug53
04/23/24 4:05:38 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
She gives me the inexplicable urge to sign up with Geico

"It's so easy, even Marjorie Taylor-Greene could do it!"

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ArchonKnight
04/23/24 4:06:10 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/ae0023f7.jpg

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masterpug53
04/23/24 4:07:34 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7faf8a3c.jpg

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GranQroppoop
04/23/24 4:07:49 PM
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"She is a blonde, who wears white coats with a fur collar. She is demonstratively heterosexual."

Finally a hard science based way to tell if someone's gay or straight.

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DipDipDiver
04/23/24 4:09:08 PM
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One time I saw her sex tape on the National Geographic channel

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Cartoon_Quoter
04/23/24 4:13:30 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
yeah she is a russian asset

Asset, Agent, or Useful Idiot? Takin' all bets!

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UltimateWing
04/23/24 4:14:42 PM
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Barf!

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Kaldrenthebold
04/23/24 4:17:10 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/79c2fbe7.jpg

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Umbreon
04/23/24 4:20:29 PM
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I guess because she was seen committing a heterosexual act out in public?

But...

CADE_FOSTER posted...
yeah she is a russian asset


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Charged151
04/23/24 4:22:47 PM
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Urgh...

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Baron_Ox
04/23/24 4:24:27 PM
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cultural differences

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DrizztLink
04/23/24 4:24:37 PM
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Umbreon posted...
I guess because she was seen committing a heterosexual act out in public?
That's the other idiot.

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Umbreon
04/23/24 4:30:49 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's the other idiot.

Ah, my bad. I try to think about both as little as possible so I sometimes get then switched up.

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04/23/24 5:03:29 PM
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Bishop9800
04/23/24 5:41:44 PM
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Umbreon posted...
I guess because she was seen committing a heterosexual act out in public?


Feeding a horse an apple is not a heterosexual act.


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Kradek
04/23/24 5:42:56 PM
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It's funny they had to explicitly state she was heterosexual because it implies that the average Russian would assume she's not.

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Bishop9800
04/23/24 5:44:46 PM
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Kradek posted...
It's funny they had to explicitly state she was heterosexual because it implies that the average Russian would assume she's not.

with a face like her's, would you think she was heterosexual?

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Srk700
04/23/24 5:44:57 PM
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They must have had alot to drink, because the only way she could even remotely attractive would be if you were wasted (though I'm not even sure if that would be enough).
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ItsChristian
04/23/24 5:45:01 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/07bc9573.jpg
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Kradek
04/23/24 5:48:55 PM
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Bishop9800 posted...
with a face like her's, would you think she was heterosexual?

I try not to judge people's sexuality off of stuff like that, however I'd wager it's more because she's musclar and there's been a recent trend of right-wingers shitting on muscular women for "trying/wanting to look like men" and often in many lesbian relationships there is one partner depicted as the big/muscular "butch" type. That's why I think they specified she's a hetero.

Srk700 posted...
They must have had alot to drink, because the only way she could even remotely attractive would be if you were wasted (though I'm not even sure if that would be enough).

Pretty sure it's Russian law that citizens must start drinking at least vodka at the age of 13, so that would definitely explain it.

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DrizztLink
04/23/24 5:50:00 PM
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Kradek posted...
That's why I think they specified she's a hetero.
You're over-complicating it.

They specified because they're atavistic knuckle-dragging morons.

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Turbam
04/23/24 5:51:06 PM
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Liliana is pretty dang hot

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wanderingshade
04/23/24 5:56:33 PM
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Cartoon_Quoter posted...
Asset, Agent, or Useful Idiot? Takin' all bets!

She tried to add this to the Ukraine bill

No funding shall be made available to Ukraine unless restrictions on ethnic minorities, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted.

You tell me who you think her handlers are.

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Hexenherz
04/23/24 5:57:57 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
She tried to add this to the Ukraine bill

No funding shall be made available to Ukraine unless restrictions on ethnic minorities, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted.

You tell me who you think her handlers are.
Oddly specific and informed for someone as dumb as she pretends to be.

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DrizztLink
04/23/24 5:58:52 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Oddly specific and informed for someone as dumb as she pretends to be.
I'd be astonished if she could name four languages.

Including English.

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Kradek
04/23/24 5:59:14 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Oddly specific and informed for someone as dumb as she pretends to be.

She's not pretending, she's just regurgitating Putin propaganda.

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008Zulu
04/23/24 6:04:43 PM
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I mean when your highest standard is Putin, of course someone like Greene is going to appear attractive.

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pjnelson
04/23/24 6:06:04 PM
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ArchonKnight posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/ae0023f7.jpg

Well, that beat what I was gonna post.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/51dc0ec4.jpg

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CADE_FOSTER
04/23/24 6:08:12 PM
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guarantee if we checked every republicans bank acct they would all have russian money in them
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hockeybabe89
04/23/24 6:09:24 PM
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Republicans would probably accuse her of using the wrong bathroom if they saw her in public.

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-Crissaegrim-
04/23/24 6:16:23 PM
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No amount of beer goggles would make that thing beautiful.

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CADE_FOSTER
04/23/24 6:17:23 PM
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she is so evil her body cant contain it the evil leaks out causing her to look like a ghoul
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ReiRei89
04/23/24 6:23:58 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
guarantee if we checked every republicans bank acct they would all have russian money in them
And the resident deplorables and "centrists" would still try and spin it as a good thing.

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brestugo
04/23/24 7:04:43 PM
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ReiRei89 posted...
And the resident deplorables and "centrists" would still try and spin it as a good thing.

Remember all the "shouldn't we be friends with Russia?" JAQing off bullshit a few years ago?

Pepperige Farms remembers.

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thronedfire2
04/23/24 7:05:11 PM
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a very useful idiot

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divot1338
04/23/24 7:15:09 PM
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Are they saying shes a heterosexual? Or suggesting that Im not a heterosexual if I dont find her attractive?

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masterpug53
04/23/24 7:15:18 PM
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I guess the running theory here is that she's even more repulsive to gay women than she is straight men, so she defaults back to being 'demonstrably heterosexual.'

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