Board 8 > OJ Simpson, dead at 76.

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HaRRicH
04/11/24 10:54:59 AM
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Cancer apparently, though I am skeptical until we can confirm the casket does indeed fit.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/11/oj-simpson-dead-dies-cancer/

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RikkuAlmighty
04/11/24 10:57:07 AM
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If the tumor fits

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UshiromiyaEva
04/11/24 10:57:30 AM
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Finally convicted...

...into the dirt.

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mcflubbin
04/11/24 11:00:01 AM
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That was the guiltiest man of all time

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LeonhartFour
04/11/24 11:00:25 AM
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Goodbye Twitter world

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Wanglicious
04/11/24 11:02:32 AM
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is his will gonna leave a note saying 'of course i did it.'

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Lazy_Haar
04/11/24 11:05:01 AM
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How weird, I was looking up info on his case and reading debates over his guilt last night, for some reason. Either way, I've always been all but certain he was guilty.

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MZero
04/11/24 11:12:15 AM
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He did it -- innocent

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UshiromiyaEva
04/11/24 11:15:00 AM
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I'm sure this I'm jinxing it, but this is probably the highest votals a poll has gotten with only a single option being voted for since this feature was added to the site.

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LightningStrikes
04/11/24 11:18:18 AM
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He super did it.

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HaRRicH
04/11/24 11:27:40 AM
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UshiromiyaEva posted...
I'm sure this I'm jinxing it, but this is probably the highest votals a poll has gotten with only a single option being voted for since this feature was added to the site.

Aaaaaand broken now, somewhere between 30-0 and 37-1.

I once saw a longer streak years ago. Someone made a poll asking if people more commonly said "unplug it" or "plug it out.". Total domination there, I think maybe reaching eighty votes or so before "plug it out" got a vote.

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Dancedreamer
04/11/24 11:29:35 AM
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Too bad he never found the real killer.

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Wanglicious
04/11/24 11:29:44 AM
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who the fuck says plug it out.


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redrocket
04/11/24 11:31:16 AM
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Wanglicious posted...
who the fuck says plug it out.

I do, as of right now.

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LightningStrikes
04/11/24 11:38:23 AM
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HaRRicH posted...
Aaaaaand broken now, somewhere between 30-0 and 37-1.

I once saw a longer streak years ago. Someone made a poll asking if people more commonly said "unplug it" or "plug it out.". Total domination there, I think maybe reaching eighty votes or so before "plug it out" got a vote.

It was 32-0 for this one, though I only got a screenshot of 31-0.

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UshiromiyaEva
04/11/24 11:38:45 AM
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Plug it out is both hilarious and also just another mark against the stupidity of the English language.

Because there no actual reason plug it out shouldn't work if you can say plug it in.

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AllHeDoesIsWin
04/11/24 11:47:33 AM
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Imagine not saying plug it out on this holy website known as Game-Fah-Kwahs

smh I don't even

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LightningStrikes
04/11/24 11:48:30 AM
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Yeah really we should either say plug it and unplug it or plug it in and plug it out but thats English for you I guess.

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Leonhart4
04/11/24 11:50:34 AM
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"Put it out" isn't the opposite of "put it in"

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Hbthebattle
04/11/24 11:54:24 AM
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"plug it in" and "take it out" works

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UshiromiyaEva
04/11/24 11:57:32 AM
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Leonhart4 posted...
"Put it out" isn't the opposite of "put it in"

Yet

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LightningStrikes
04/11/24 12:00:59 PM
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I guess you could say unplug it from X so that is kind of a more direct opposite of plug it in X.

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xenosaga
04/11/24 12:02:00 PM
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Plug it out sounds 80s af. Maximum radical.

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MarkS2222222222
04/11/24 12:43:10 PM
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94.59% of voters don't understand basic rhyme. The glove did not fit

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WazzupGenius00
04/11/24 12:55:47 PM
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He did that shit, but the cops also tried to cheat with false evidence and it backfired on them

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AllHeDoesIsWin
04/11/24 1:58:37 PM
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Wanglicious posted...
is his will gonna leave a note saying 'of course i did it.'

"Of course I did it. Is what I'd say if I did it."

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swirIdude
04/11/24 2:18:45 PM
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So what did everyone have for lunch today?

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Haunter12O
04/11/24 6:43:36 PM
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I guess he got back together with his wife.

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Xtlm
04/11/24 6:47:41 PM
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swirIdude posted...
So what did everyone have for lunch today?
Orange Juice

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CanardElastique
04/11/24 6:48:38 PM
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UshiromiyaEva posted...
Plug it out is both hilarious and also just another mark against the stupidity of the English language.

Because there no actual reason plug it out shouldn't work if you can say plug it in.
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paperwarior
04/11/24 6:50:14 PM
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UshiromiyaEva posted...
Plug it out is both hilarious and also just another mark against the stupidity of the English language.

Because there no actual reason plug it out shouldn't work if you can say plug it in.
I will slug it out with anyone who insists on saying that

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BlueCrystalTear
04/11/24 6:58:56 PM
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HaRRicH posted...
I once saw a longer streak years ago.
I am pretty sure the "Do you know what OOT stands for?" poll had something far more insane until KCF broke it with the first joke vote.

As for this one, yeah, I'm pretty sure OJ did it. Who else could it have been? I have never seen a plausible alternative explanation.

WazzupGenius00 posted...
He did that shit, but the cops also tried to cheat with false evidence and it backfired on them
This is probably why.

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UshiromiyaEva
04/11/24 7:03:47 PM
#33:


Maybe a hot take, but if they did plant evidence (I have not looked into the validity of this because I do not actually care about OJ outside of a Seinfeld reference), then him getting off was the actual correct outcome even if he did do it.

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Grand_Kirby
04/11/24 7:56:31 PM
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I gotta say, re-reading the trial information has been absolutely hilarious, seeing all the ludicrous theories the defense put up to explain how OJ could have been innocent:

"The police mishandled the DNA evidence causing all of the real killers' DNA to be 100% lost!"
Really? Improperly handling DNA causes a portion of it to just vanish instead of it all being contimated or have it mixed in with the other people's?

"The police stole a bottle of OJ's blood and poured it all over the crime scene!"
I'm just visually imagining this and cracking up.

"Mark Furhman picked up the matching glove with a stick, put it in a ziplock bag, hid it inside of his sock, and then traveled to OJ's house to leave it there in order to frame him!"
what???

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Ifrit
04/11/24 8:12:41 PM
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Coincidentally, afterward cancer was chased by police in a white Bronco. Promises to find the real killer.

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Kenri
04/11/24 8:47:37 PM
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Grand_Kirby posted...
"Mark Furhman picked up the matching glove with a stick, put it in a ziplock bag, hid it inside of his sock, and then traveled to OJ's house to leave it there in order to frame him!"
phoenix wright ass defense

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Xiahou_Shake
04/11/24 8:50:51 PM
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Reading some of those theories, the OJ case would've made for a great Umineko episode

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Pokewars
04/11/24 9:49:24 PM
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BlueCrystalTear
04/11/24 10:05:21 PM
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Grand_Kirby posted...
I gotta say, re-reading the trial information has been absolutely hilarious, seeing all the ludicrous theories the defense put up to explain how OJ could have been innocent:

"The police mishandled the DNA evidence causing all of the real killers' DNA to be 100% lost!"
Really? Improperly handling DNA causes a portion of it to just vanish instead of it all being contimated or have it mixed in with the other people's?

"The police stole a bottle of OJ's blood and poured it all over the crime scene!"
I'm just visually imagining this and cracking up.

"Mark Furhman picked up the matching glove with a stick, put it in a ziplock bag, hid it inside of his sock, and then traveled to OJ's house to leave it there in order to frame him!"
what???
tbh this sounds incredible.

I've watched a lot of Reality TV in my lifetime but sadly the OJ Trial isn't a show I've found a way to watch. And it was the first one!

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greengravy294
04/11/24 10:07:41 PM
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Rest in piss

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Xtlm
04/12/24 12:21:10 AM
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The only theory I think has any validity was that it was his son who committed the murder and OJ used the system to cover it up.

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Accel_R8
04/12/24 3:26:15 AM
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He absolutely did it. One of the biggest injustices of our system ever.

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LinkMarioSamus
04/12/24 4:58:01 AM
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Ah yes, my favorite The Towering Inferno star.

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htaeD
04/12/24 5:00:51 AM
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And here I was rewatching that south park episode with him in it
(the Ramseys innocence is also still in question!)

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OrangeCrush980
04/12/24 6:05:53 AM
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Poor guy. He never found the real killer...

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NBIceman
04/12/24 1:39:50 PM
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"Against the Jets last week, Buffalo Bills running back Thurman Thomas broke OJ Simpson's career rushing record, and the week before, he surpassed Simpson in career touchdowns. Next up for Thomas, an attempt to kill three people at once."

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