Current Events > Can we stop it with the fluffed up bullshit job titles?

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specialkid8
04/09/24 12:09:34 PM
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It's a pain in the ass finding a job when you have to sort through stuff like "fulfillment administrator" which means warehouse worker and "first impressions associate" which is a receptionist. Do they think they're going to trick people by making a job sound fancy?

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samsungsalt
04/09/24 12:10:39 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Do they think they're going to trick people by making a job sound fancy?
yes

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HANGtheDJ_86
04/09/24 12:10:41 PM
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They really made me feel associated

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nekrodev
04/09/24 12:11:26 PM
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"Prompt Engineer" is my favorite recent one.

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Will_VIIII
04/09/24 12:12:03 PM
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Sandwich Artist will always have a special place in my heart

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Unsuprised_Pika
04/09/24 12:12:10 PM
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nekrodev posted...
"Prompt Engineer" is my favorite recent one.

Sounds like A.I bullshit

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HylianFox
04/09/24 12:14:27 PM
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Sandwich Artist

edit: damn, beaten to it

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specialkid8
04/09/24 12:17:16 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Sandwich Artist will always have a special place in my heart1
I didn't spend seven years getting a doctorate in sandwichology to be called an artist, damn it!

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Music_Rock_Cat
04/09/24 12:18:14 PM
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Computer God(hotel clerk)

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masterpug53
04/09/24 12:18:30 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Sandwich Artist will always have a special place in my heart

Mine too. I quite naively typed 'artist' into whatever job search engine I was using the last time I was looking for a job. "Oh boy, 11 listings!" I said excitedly to myself. 10 of them were for Subway lololololol.

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Southernfatman
04/09/24 12:18:44 PM
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I like to call myself an Electron Coordinator.

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CRON
04/09/24 12:19:42 PM
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Target has "visual merchandisers", lmao

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Tropicalwood
04/09/24 12:21:42 PM
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I've heard of Senior Administrator for a guy that's both young and just got hired by the company. If you can't afford to pay someone more money the next best thing is to make them sound more important for the next employer.

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specialkid8
04/09/24 12:26:36 PM
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King of the Word, and the Excel, and the Outlook, Lord of the Seven accounts payable, and Protector of the copier

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justaguy3492
04/09/24 12:28:03 PM
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Custodial artist wanted.

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