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Vegy
04/05/24 9:06:01 PM
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3 days of darkness???

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Turbam
04/05/24 9:07:06 PM
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California is supposed to sink into the ocean

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Irony
04/05/24 9:07:29 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a9f0a759.jpg

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bfslick50
04/05/24 9:09:09 PM
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Vegy posted...
3 days of darkness???

Over which spot? Do they think the whole Earth will see the eclipse?

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SomeLikeItHoth
04/05/24 9:18:50 PM
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That the fire nation will lose its power

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Vegy
04/05/24 9:23:30 PM
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bfslick50 posted...


Over which spot? Do they think the whole Earth will see the eclipse?

Dey mean everyone will lose phone and internet signal, and you will not know what is happening until 3 days later lol

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Jiek_Fafn
04/05/24 9:24:32 PM
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Griffith will do nothing wrong

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Strider102
04/05/24 9:24:40 PM
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It's the end of the world.

At least that's what religious nutjobs are saying.

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Homeless_Waifu
04/05/24 9:25:47 PM
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What makes this eclipse so special?

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Baron_Ox
04/05/24 9:26:53 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Griffith will do nothing wrong
I...sacrifice

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Zergrush80
04/06/24 12:46:27 AM
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Dark Brandon flexing his apparent universal powers and causing 40 days of darkness supposedly.

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StarDestroyer
04/06/24 12:48:45 AM
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Da Bigfoot makes his appearance riding upon a majestic moose.
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YugiNoob
04/06/24 1:02:57 AM
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Standard doomsday stuff. Like my coworker is worried about Biblical prophecies and it'll bring several days of darkness and whatnot. And I'm like... that's not how eclipses work :<

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mybbqrules
04/06/24 1:05:07 AM
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Typical end times bullshit.

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sfcalimari
04/06/24 1:32:26 AM
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Vegky will remove his iron mask

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vycebrand2
04/06/24 2:32:50 AM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
What makes this eclipse so special?
It's not. We have eclipses on every part of the world every few years. This year it's over the US. Nothing has happened before, nothing will happen now. This is one time I ever thought is everyone taking stupid pills. This shit is ridiculous.

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YellowSUV
04/06/24 2:46:30 AM
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vycebrand2 posted...
It's not. We have eclipses on every part of the world every few years. This year it's over the US. Nothing has happened before, nothing will happen now. This is one time I ever thought is everyone taking stupid pills. This shit is ridiculous.

Total solar eclipses are still fairly rare since they usually only occur once every 1.5 years over a relatively narrow path on a planet 70% covered by oceans.

That said, we know so much about how they work now and its ridiculous people still believe stupid superstitions about them.

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Pororin
04/06/24 2:50:05 AM
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YellowSUV
04/06/24 2:51:38 AM
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If we are talking about real facts, Dracula was killed off for real in 1999 when there was a solar eclipse above his castle in Romania.

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Heineken14
04/06/24 2:52:50 AM
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Only one I've heard is dumb biblical shit about Nineveh except when people who are smart investigate it, to the shock of no one, all of the "signs" they talk about are bullshit.

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IfGodCouldDie
04/06/24 2:52:57 AM
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YellowSUV posted...
Total solar eclipses are still fairly rare since they usually only occur once every 1.5 years over a relatively narrow path on a planet 70% covered by oceans.

That said, we know so much about how they work now and its ridiculous people still believe stupid superstitions about them.
We know the "lies" they have told us about solar eclipses.

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Zikten
04/06/24 2:58:24 AM
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Evangelical Christians think it marks the end of the world, or at least, the return of Jesus I think

They think it's the End of Days
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ai123
04/06/24 3:16:44 AM
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I heard that a fat, bigoted, orange man would stare directly at an eclipse. And that millions would worship him and call him leader.

But no one's that fucking stupid, are they?

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bfslick50
04/06/24 8:39:19 AM
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YellowSUV posted...
Total solar eclipses are still fairly rare since they usually only occur once every 1.5 years over a relatively narrow path on a planet 70% covered by oceans.

That said, we know so much about how they work now and its ridiculous people still believe stupid superstitions about them.

Every 1.5 years is fairly frequent and the last US one was so recent middle schoolers remember it. Plus its a shadow! You dont even need to accept a round earth to understand whats happening.

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superben
04/06/24 8:40:41 AM
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Vegy
04/06/24 9:06:35 AM
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superben posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/df1f1aad.jpg

One of if not da most shocking things I've ever read on a manga lol

It was soooo good, peak fiction right dere

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Goldenguy
04/06/24 9:18:02 AM
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The neighborhood nut from my childhood thinks there's some darker meaning behind the general suggestions to have stocked up on your food and whatnot ahead of the eclipse. He then says "they're gonna come knocking on your door for food next!"

Very typical libertarian type who is outwardly "both sides are bad" but also almost straight edge hyper conservative.

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Vegy
04/08/24 10:00:09 AM
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Today is da day it ends

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Daremo
04/08/24 11:03:04 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcDcqU0z94U

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