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Killmonger
03/18/24 9:49:47 PM
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FL81
03/18/24 9:50:22 PM
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elephant + bears

easy

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DrizztLink
03/18/24 9:50:33 PM
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12 ostriches.

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Bishop_Hastur
03/18/24 9:51:36 PM
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Elephant & Rhinos.

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JuanCarlos1
03/18/24 9:51:38 PM
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Ill take the bears and rhinos, please.

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LonelyStoner
03/18/24 9:53:11 PM
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The elephant and the grizzly bear for sure. They may die if the Komodo dragon bites them, but it wont be quick enough before they wreck all the others.

Edit: Shit I forgot about the rhino. Sub him for the grizzly.

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Aztex
03/18/24 9:54:48 PM
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Why are they trying to kill me though?

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ProfessorKukui
03/18/24 9:55:14 PM
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gator will outlive all

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Kradek
03/18/24 9:55:16 PM
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ostrich + komodo dragons

I like a challenge.

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LonelyStoner
03/18/24 9:56:33 PM
#10:


Aztex posted...
Why are they trying to kill me though?
You touched their drum sets

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NoxObscuras
03/18/24 9:57:22 PM
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The Elephant and 2 Rhinos. I think I'd be safe with that combo. Elephants especially are really smart

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C-zom
03/18/24 10:25:40 PM
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Assuming that all animals here are maxed out seeing red and will fight to the death?

Ostriches and Bears. Everything else will be blended.

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Alteres
03/18/24 10:32:40 PM
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It doesnt matter what you pick if they go right for you without trying to fight whatever.

No picks have the numbers and mass to kill everything if they all charge at you.

Hell, I doubt any two picks could kills all the wolves/tigers or bears/tigers whatever predator pick two before they gutted you.

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cjsdowg
03/18/24 10:33:58 PM
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Emu and Elephant . Emu's beat the Australian Army.

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archizzy
03/18/24 10:35:22 PM
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Its the Elephant and Tigers or Elephant and Bears.

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LonelyStoner
03/18/24 10:55:40 PM
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For anyone on the fence about the rhinos:
https://youtu.be/wZYe3LqN8q0?si=dzOap5RIoE1aRvPr

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MarthGoomba
03/18/24 11:01:23 PM
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I just need one ostrich to run away on

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Tyranthraxus
03/18/24 11:02:08 PM
#18:


Elephant for sure. Just sitting on his back makes you immune to basically everything there.

Rhinos #2 pick. One rhino can weigh like 5 tons which is heavier than every other animal there (besides the elephant) combined.

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MEGAsoldier
03/18/24 11:04:21 PM
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Man this balance is ALL fucked up. One elephant but TWO rhinos? And then the snake package only gives TWO snakes? What am I going to do with only two snakes? That one needs at least 6 to be competitive, hell maybe even 8 or 10.
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Tyranthraxus
03/18/24 11:12:33 PM
#20:


MEGAsoldier posted...
Man this balance is ALL fucked up. One elephant but TWO rhinos? And then the snake package only gives TWO snakes? What am I going to do with only two snakes? That one needs at least 6 to be competitive, hell maybe even 8 or 10.

8 wolves being an option where one of the other options is 4 bears is fucking nuts. One bear could probably kill most/all of those wolves.

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FortuneCookie
03/18/24 11:17:17 PM
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The elephant and the 8 wolves.

An elephant could solo all of the other animals combined. But a tiger could be killing me while the elephant is trampling the rhinos. So, I need a wall of eight wolves to detain the other attackers while the elephant picks them off.

Or, you know, I could just have the wolves flank me until I get to a firearm or something. Even just simply getting in a car would protect me from all but the elephant and the rhinos.

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LonelyStoner
03/18/24 11:18:28 PM
#22:


FortuneCookie posted...
The elephant and the 8 wolves.

An elephant could solo all of the other animals combined. But a tiger could be killing me while the elephant is trampling the rhinos. So, I need a wall of eight wolves to detain the other attackers while the elephant picks them off.

Or, you know, I could just have the wolves flank me until I get to a firearm or something. Even just simply getting in a car would protect me from all but the elephant and the rhinos.
Two rhinos would fuck an elephant up.

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thronedfire2
03/18/24 11:19:02 PM
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grizzly bears and wolves

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FortuneCookie
03/18/24 11:19:08 PM
#24:


Tyranthraxus posted...
8 wolves being an option where one of the other options is 4 bears is fucking nuts. One bear could probably kill most/all of those wolves.

It depends on how good their teamwork is. I've seen a lone bear hold 6 wolves at bay. I've seen three wolves chase away a bear.

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Irony
03/18/24 11:19:57 PM
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Most of these would try to kill each other. If the wolves are part of the same pack then they'll work together

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Ratchetrockon
03/18/24 11:20:24 PM
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1 elephant and 2 rhinos. Ill ride ontop of the elephant

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AuthenticZac
03/18/24 11:22:33 PM
#27:


3x Tigers, 4x bears

The bears will do the majority of the work, the big cats are just included for the pets.

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FortuneCookie
03/18/24 11:22:40 PM
#28:


LonelyStoner posted...
Two rhinos would fuck an elephant up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuDtiurkLu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LITVqyKcN8

There's a third video that I can't find of a rhino letting out a pitiful whimper as it's gored by an elephant. I haven't heard, seen, or read of a rhino prevailing against an elephant and I don't think a two against one advantage would help much either. (But I welcome evidence to the contrary. Just because I haven't seen it, that doesn't mean that it's never happened.)

A rhino has enough power to flip a jeep from a stationary position. But pitting two rhinos against an elephant would be like pitting two fat kids against Andre the Giant in his prime.
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MEGAsoldier
03/18/24 11:22:45 PM
#29:


You guys are really overvaluing that single elephant. It can't tank everything. One good wound to make it not be able to walk and that basket you put all your eggs into hits the ground.
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W_S_C_M
03/18/24 11:32:16 PM
#30:


Wolves and bears.

Wolves work as a team and wear down everything else with their stamina.
Bears use brute force in tandem with Wolves stamina

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Tyranthraxus
03/18/24 11:34:07 PM
#31:


LonelyStoner posted...
Two rhinos would fuck an elephant up.

No they wouldn't. Even hippos get the fuck out the way when the elephant comes through the elephant is basically invincible here. Not picking it is an automatic loss.


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Tyranthraxus
03/18/24 11:35:03 PM
#32:


MEGAsoldier posted...
You guys are really overvaluing that single elephant. It can't tank everything. One good wound to make it not be able to walk and that basket you put all your eggs into hits the ground.

The elephant hide is so thick nothing there can wound it in the first place.

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LonelyStoner
03/18/24 11:35:51 PM
#33:


Tyranthraxus posted...
The elephant hide is so thick nothing there can wound it in the first place.
A rhino could wound it.

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Irony
03/18/24 11:37:05 PM
#34:


Tyranthraxus posted...
The elephant hide is so thick nothing there can wound it in the first place.
I could easily pierce it with a leopard blow

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/18/24 11:46:52 PM
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The elephant is a no brainer. The other option is basically if you'd rather face four grizzly bears or three tigers. Which, honestly, you're probably screwed either way.
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RetuenOfDevsman
03/18/24 11:47:46 PM
#36:


MEGAsoldier posted...
You guys are really overvaluing that single elephant. It can't tank everything. One good wound to make it not be able to walk and that basket you put all your eggs into hits the ground.
Don't misunderstand. The main advantage to the elephant is height. I'm gonna be riding that sucker.
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MEGAsoldier
03/18/24 11:54:01 PM
#37:


RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Don't misunderstand. The main advantage to the elephant is height. I'm gonna be riding that sucker.
Man if u think u are gettin out of this brawl without gettin your hands dirty with at least a little ostrich blood and instead deciding to weigh down your poor elephant who is fighting wit all its life to protect you then maybe you deserve the 2 snakes instead
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