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Shadowblade 03/06/24 2:05:10 AM #1: |
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CassandraCroft 03/06/24 2:11:46 AM #2: |
Not a fucking chance in hell!
Not even for the estimated $37,000,000,000,000 in printed banknotes on the planet! Satan will need ice skates to go to work before I give that up True story I once went a week without looking at porn and by the end of it I was having dreams that would have been banned by Pornhub! --- Hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GGuirao13 03/06/24 2:20:21 AM #3: |
Deal.
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Dark_Arbron 03/06/24 2:23:11 AM #4: |
Its known that complete deprivation of sexual outlets is unhealthy, so as great as that money would be, no deal.
Now if the money also came with the complete elimination of ones sexual needs, thats another story. --- "How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 03/06/24 2:24:15 AM #5: |
I'm not ace or a monk so no deal even for 1 quadrillion dollars.
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_Krave_ 03/06/24 2:24:17 AM #6: |
I already don't do the first two. But what's the point of life without a little bit of snu snu?
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Glob 03/06/24 2:31:24 AM #7: |
No way. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 03/06/24 2:41:36 AM #8: |
Not even for $69 billion fam
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XxZiomaxX 03/06/24 2:43:27 AM #9: |
You had me until no sex.
Can't do that --- LAL ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomtheGrav 03/06/24 2:55:25 AM #10: |
haven't seen someone say "deed" in like a decade wow we gotta bring that back
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Dark_Arbron 03/06/24 3:08:44 AM #11: |
DoomtheGrav posted...
haven't seen someone say "deed" in like a decade wow we gotta bring that back Really? Ive seen it quite a lot around here and Ive only been here since 261 closed. Someone even has it in their sig. --- "How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 03/06/24 3:09:27 AM #12: |
Dark_Arbron posted... Really? Ive seen it quite a lot around here and Ive only been here since 261 closed. Someone even has it in their sig. Yeah, it seems to be the only term people use for it on here. Its also the only place Ive ever heard it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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party_animal07 03/06/24 3:11:13 AM #13: |
What about prostate massages?
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Arcanine2009 03/06/24 3:19:09 AM #14: |
Would work if you were terminally I'll..Actually fuck it, night as well enjoy the faps
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Ninjaluver 03/06/24 3:49:40 AM #15: |
God damn, you people are wild. $1 million? No. But $100 million or $1 billion? Absolutely. I'd give up my right arm for that amount of money, and I'm someone who already lives very comfortably. There are very few things I wouldn't do for that amount of money ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 03/06/24 4:26:00 AM #16: |
Ninjaluver posted... God damn, you people are wild. I wouldnt give up porn, masturbation and sex for any amount of money. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyFraska 03/06/24 4:28:13 AM #17: |
Tried to pull a fast one there ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Philip027 03/06/24 4:48:33 AM #18: |
I already don't do the first two of those things, don't care whatsoever for the third, and I'm pretty sure my spouse would give up sex for that amount of money. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ninjaluver 03/06/24 9:44:38 AM #19: |
Glob posted... I wouldnt give up porn, masturbation and sex for any amount of money. That's so wild. If my fiance didn't take a deal like that for say...$100 million...that affected both of us, I don't know if I could even look at her again. Sex is great, but it's one aspect of life. $100 million or a billion solves so many more aspects of life that the balance isn't even close. Shit, I'd be in a wheelchair for a billion. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boomgetchopped3 03/06/24 9:48:56 AM #20: |
What about nocturnal emissions?
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Irony 03/06/24 9:49:30 AM #21: |
The monster in my pants can't be satisfied with money
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Philip027 03/06/24 9:50:32 AM #22: |
boomgetchopped3 posted... What about nocturnal emissions? If this deal also stopped these from happening, I'd consider that a bonus. These are so annoying. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Weezy_Tha_Don 03/06/24 9:54:11 AM #23: |
was gonna vote yes until you added no sex
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Shadowblade 03/06/24 11:28:56 AM #24: |
Come on guys wouldn't be that hard.
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Nintendo_Porn 03/06/24 11:36:06 AM #25: |
Fuck no.
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