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lilORANG
03/05/24 5:26:59 PM
#1:


He's 3 but c'mon

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GeraldDarko
03/05/24 5:27:36 PM
#2:


At least he didn't piss all over you

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SkittyOnWailord
03/05/24 5:27:37 PM
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Better than pissing all over someone else.

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gamestunner
03/05/24 5:37:17 PM
#4:


Welcome to parent hood, from the looks of it you been here 3 years, but your brain hasn't.

Do better.

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Baha05
03/05/24 5:40:05 PM
#6:


Hes a regular Miles Davis

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Thud
03/05/24 5:48:24 PM
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Now you have to piss all over yourself to establish your dominance and alpha status

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Starks
03/05/24 5:52:30 PM
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Pissing yourself at home is freedom

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Kradek
03/05/24 5:54:08 PM
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He's mocking you because one day you'll be old and the one pissing yourself.

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legendary_zell
03/05/24 5:55:55 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YM-N9l948c

Show him this and he'll straighten out posthaste.

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tankboy
03/05/24 5:58:48 PM
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You come into contact with a lot of pee in those first few years.
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Lonestar2000
03/05/24 5:59:26 PM
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Kids are so fucking gross.

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Cheater87
03/05/24 5:59:53 PM
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Didn't make it to the bathroom or wet the bed?

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GeminiDeus
03/05/24 6:04:43 PM
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Didn't make it to the piss drawer, huh?

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lilORANG
03/05/24 6:05:48 PM
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He was coloring the inside of a big box and just went. Had to throw out the box.

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Prestoff
03/05/24 6:12:58 PM
#16:


Sounds like the average CEmen.

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Villain_S_Fiend
03/05/24 6:14:42 PM
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If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

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Trepan
03/05/24 6:15:46 PM
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Does that mean he owns himself now?
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