Current Events > Ppl talking bout how well preserved a mummy be

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But then the mummy just be a shriveled little corpse like wtf

Let's see how you look after 3000 years

would a man who was buried alive still have juices thousands of years later?

that part always bugged me about The Mummy (1999)

trivialbeing posted...

would a man who was buried alive still have juices thousands of years later?

that part always bugged me about The Mummy (1999)

Depends on how well preserved prolly

specialkid8 posted...

Let's see how you look after 3000 years

Maybe even TC will be worth something!

Its a movie quote, mods. Relax.

trivialbeing posted...

would a man who was buried alive still have juices thousands of years later?

that part always bugged me about The Mummy (1999)

It was because of his curse. Evelyn even calls attention to it.

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Taking shrivelled to a new level

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Hmm but what about Johnson's Johnson?

Perfectly preserved my ass!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6f0580e5.jpg

lol I saw a bunch of posts about mummified dicks and then scrolled down to see that picture without he headline and hoo boy I thought that was perhaps the most interesting account suicide I'd ever seen

trivialbeing posted...

would a man who was buried alive still have juices thousands of years later?

that part always bugged me about The Mummy (1999)

I would still have my juices

pegusus123456 posted...

lol I saw a bunch of posts about mummified dicks and then scrolled down to see that picture without he headline and hoo boy I thought that was perhaps the most interesting account suicide I'd ever seen

Lmao