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Smackems 02/22/24 9:31:34 AM #1:	I would skirt by. I can defend myself, though not very... Well. And I ain't a punk --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978978684] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>I would skirt by. I can defend myself, though not very... Well. And I ain't a punk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spurner 02/22/24 9:31:57 AM #2:	No. Too pretty. <cite>Spurner posted [p:978978695] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>No. Too pretty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/22/24 9:31:59 AM #3:	My butt wouldn't --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:978978696] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>My butt wouldn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/22/24 9:32:23 AM #4:	Spurner posted... No. Too pretty. I'm ugly as sin so I got a leg up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978978703] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Spurner posted... </cite><quote>No. Too pretty.</quote>I'm ugly as sin so I got a leg up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 02/22/24 9:32:29 AM #5:	Just take out the strongest guy there, no biggie. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:978978706] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Just take out the strongest guy there, no biggie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/22/24 9:34:53 AM #6:	Ivynn posted... Just take out the strongest guy there, no biggie. Yeah the 7 ft 230 lb monster with a shank big as a sword hiding up his ass and a gang what could go wrong --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978978748] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite><quote>Just take out the strongest guy there, no biggie.</quote>Yeah the 7 ft 230 lb monster with a shank big as a sword hiding up his ass and a gang what could go wrong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 02/22/24 9:41:49 AM #7:	Just follow the basic rules 1) Don't accept gifts. That means you become that man's bitch 2) Don't make eye contact 3) Don't wash your ass. Ever. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:978978856] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Just follow the basic rules1) Don't accept gifts. That means you become that man's bitch2) Don't make eye contact3) Don't wash your ass. Ever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/22/24 9:42:36 AM #8:	LeoRavus posted... Just follow the basic rules 1) Don't accept gifts. That means you become that man's bitch 2) Don't make eye contact 3) Don't wash your ass. Ever. Ehh being someone's bitch means they'll protect you --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:978978867] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite><quote>Just follow the basic rules1) Don't accept gifts. That means you become that man's bitch2) Don't make eye contact3) Don't wash your ass. Ever.</quote>Ehh being someone's bitch means they'll protect you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 02/22/24 9:45:26 AM #9:	Irony posted... Ehh being someone's bitch means they'll protect you Not necessarily. Prison bitches are pretty much slaves --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:978978908] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Ehh being someone's bitch means they'll protect you</quote>Not necessarily. Prison bitches are pretty much slaves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/22/24 9:46:58 AM #10:	LeoRavus posted... Just follow the basic rules 1) Don't accept gifts. That means you become that man's bitch 2) Don't make eye contact 3) Don't wash your ass. Ever. 1) it means you have to pay them back and sometimes when you can't pay they accept da booty 2) that can get you labeled weak and weird 3) inmates will fuck you up if you stink I've read about it and watched videos, take what I said with a grain of salt --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978978937] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite><quote>Just follow the basic rules1) Don't accept gifts. That means you become that man's bitch2) Don't make eye contact3) Don't wash your ass. Ever.</quote>1) it means you have to pay them back and sometimes when you can't pay they accept da booty2) that can get you labeled weak and weird3) inmates will fuck you up if you stinkI've read about it and watched videos, take what I said with a grain of salt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/22/24 9:47:07 AM #11:	Irony posted... Ehh being someone's bitch means they'll protect you Noooo --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978978939] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Ehh being someone's bitch means they'll protect you</quote>Noooo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 02/22/24 9:52:12 AM #12:	The no-est of nos for me LMAO --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:978979017] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>The no-est of nos for me LMAO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 02/22/24 9:53:39 AM #13:	Nah, I'd die. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:978979033] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Nah, I'd die. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 02/22/24 9:54:41 AM #14:	I am not going to jail since I don't break the law lol. But if I was unjustly thrown in jail. I think I can make it. As long as they don't find out that I was a CO.. I would be fine. Stand up for yourself. Even if you get beat up that would stop more from coming. The assholes who like to push their weight around don't like to have fights they like beating people. Don't be a snitch <or don't let them catch you being one> buy back what you owe, don't be in there for sick shit, and don't trust anyone. --- If you say I am wrong, then prove that you are right. <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:978979054] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>I am not going to jail since I don't break the law lol. But if I was unjustly thrown in jail. I think I can make it. As long as they don't find out that I was a CO.. I would be fine. Stand up for yourself. Even if you get beat up that would stop more from coming. The assholes who like to push their weight around don't like to have fights they like beating people. Don't be a snitch <or don't let them catch you being one> buy back what you owe, don't be in there for sick shit, and don't trust anyone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 02/22/24 9:54:57 AM #15:	I get the feeling most prisons would be pretty chill with an occasional fight that doesn't involve me. Like high school. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:978979057] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>I get the feeling most prisons would be pretty chill with an occasional fight that doesn't involve me. Like high school. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/22/24 9:55:03 AM #16:	The hardest part would maybe be avoiding joining a gang for protection --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978979060] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>The hardest part would maybe be avoiding joining a gang for protection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 02/22/24 9:55:10 AM #17:	Prob not --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gabriel Knight 1 (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:978979065] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Prob not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/22/24 9:55:55 AM #19:	Bass posted... Nah, I'd die. Nah, you'd win --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:978979076] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Bass posted... </cite><quote>Nah, I'd die.</quote>Nah, you'd win </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 02/22/24 9:55:55 AM #18:	Depends on whether people let me mind my own business and pass time peacefully. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:978979075] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Depends on whether people let me mind my own business and pass time peacefully. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 02/22/24 9:56:23 AM #20:	Smackems posted... 1) it means you have to pay them back and sometimes when you can't pay they accept da booty 2) that can get you labeled weak and weird 3) inmates will fuck you up if you stink I've read about it and watched videos, take what I said with a grain of salt Yeah look at people like you are a human. Dont eyeball people and they will mess stinky people up. --- If you say I am wrong, then prove that you are right. <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:978979088] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>1) it means you have to pay them back and sometimes when you can't pay they accept da booty2) that can get you labeled weak and weird3) inmates will fuck you up if you stinkI've read about it and watched videos, take what I said with a grain of salt</quote>Yeah look at people like you are a human. Dont eyeball people and they will mess stinky people up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 02/22/24 9:57:49 AM #21:	No. --- CyricZ He/him http://twitch.tv/cyricz42 <cite>CyricZ posted [p:978979114] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/22/24 10:08:17 AM #22:	Starks posted... Depends on whether people let me mind my own business and pass time peacefully. According to everything I've read, you will be tested and if you don't fight back you will become a punk and a target --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978979278] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Starks posted... </cite><quote>Depends on whether people let me mind my own business and pass time peacefully.</quote>According to everything I've read, you will be tested and if you don't fight back you will become a punk and a target </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thud 02/22/24 10:27:25 AM #23:	I drew a bullshit possession and weapons charge earlier this year. Had a container with residue I totally forgot was in there, and the cop nailed me because I had a gun on me (can't have the two together). Hired an attorney it's my first offense and he said I might have to do a few days in jail (I was in for two days after my arrest and released). Trial is next month and I've been reading a ton of shit on Quora from people who've served time and basically it sounds like as long as you're respectful , don't get into debt or look for trouble you'll be fine. The worst part of jail was I couldn't sleep; they never turn the lights out in cells and for some fucking reason they were playing rock music over the speakers 24/7, it's almost like they want people on edge so they fight and can extend their stay there --- If anyone disparaged you the way you disparage yourself, I would wish to strike them with an axe <cite>Thud posted [p:978979630] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>I drew a bullshit possession and weapons charge earlier this year. Had a container with residue I totally forgot was in there, and the cop nailed me because I had a gun on me (can't have the two together). Hired an attorney it's my first offense and he said I might have to do a few days in jail (I was in for two days after my arrest and released). Trial is next month and I've been reading a ton of shit on Quora from people who've served time and basically it sounds like as long as you're respectful , don't get into debt or look for trouble you'll be fine. The worst part of jail was I couldn't sleep; they never turn the lights out in cells and for some fucking reason they were playing rock music over the speakers 24/7, it's almost like they want people on edge so they fight and can extend their stay there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pauIie 02/22/24 11:19:29 AM #24:	i'm a prime target right now. i'm a softie and i'm soft looking, haven't been in a fight or diligently practiced anything athletic for 20 years. i'd fight back when jumped but it's not like i'm gonna win. it would be up to them whether or not i survived. i could get tougher, and i have athletic capabilities and good reflexes, but i'd have to build up to being able to defend myself. --- http://i.imgur.com/O5APL.jpg http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:978980623] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>i'm a prime target right now. i'm a softie and i'm soft looking, haven't been in a fight or diligently practiced anything athletic for 20 years. i'd fight back when jumped but it's not like i'm gonna win. it would be up to them whether or not i survived. i could get tougher, and i have athletic capabilities and good reflexes, but i'd have to build up to being able to defend myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 02/22/24 11:20:47 AM #25:	Id do just fine. --- Go eat a pancake <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:978980643] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>Id do just fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/22/24 11:50:37 AM #26:	pauIie posted... i'm a prime target right now. i'm a softie and i'm soft looking, haven't been in a fight or diligently practiced anything athletic for 20 years. i'd fight back when jumped but it's not like i'm gonna win. it would be up to them whether or not i survived. i could get tougher, and i have athletic capabilities and good reflexes, but i'd have to build up to being able to defend myself. You'd be more likely to be intimidated to see if you can be extorted and a punk before being jumped --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978981190] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>pauIie posted... </cite><quote>i'm a prime target right now. i'm a softie and i'm soft looking, haven't been in a fight or diligently practiced anything athletic for 20 years. i'd fight back when jumped but it's not like i'm gonna win. it would be up to them whether or not i survived. i could get tougher, and i have athletic capabilities and good reflexes, but i'd have to build up to being able to defend myself.</quote>You'd be more likely to be intimidated to see if you can be extorted and a punk before being jumped </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 02/22/24 11:54:48 AM #27:	I did, its fine --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:978981263] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>I did, its fine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/22/24 12:01:11 PM #28:	R1masher posted... I did, its fine How's ur bum bum --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978981378] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite><quote>I did, its fine</quote>How's ur bum bum </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Westernwolf4 02/22/24 1:18:11 PM #29:	I spent the first five years of my law career as a public defender. I visited jails and prisons on a daily basis. I can tell you for an absolute fact that I would not survive there for long. There is some rough stuff there that would put me in physical danger I would not be equipped to handle, but the utter tedium of the day to day would also break my spirit. Country club prisons where famous people go get a lot of press. I have never been to any of those places. The places I were were horrible places that no one would ever want to spend time in. Loud, crowded, palpable tension and horrible smells. There is a lot of debate to be had around prison reform, but your average prison or jail is a truly awful place. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. <cite>Westernwolf4 posted [p:978982844] in Do you thi... [t:80703021]...</cite> <quote>I spent the first five years of my law career as a public defender. I visited jails and prisons on a daily basis. I can tell you for an absolute fact that I would not survive there for long. There is some rough stuff there that would put me in physical danger I would not be equipped to handle, but the utter tedium of the day to day would also break my spirit.Country club prisons where famous people go get a lot of press. I have never been to any of those places. The places I were were horrible places that no one would ever want to spend time in. Loud, crowded, palpable tension and horrible smells. There is a lot of debate to be had around prison reform, but your average prison or jail is a truly awful place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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