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02/21/24 1:02:17 PM
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BipBapBam
02/21/24 2:05:59 PM
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Rewatching the old Justice League show and I'm reminded of why I always saw him and Diana as the best Bat couple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgWi5GmQ8ZA

It's funny because she seems like the default love interest for Superman whenever Lois isn't around, but I've always found that ship boring as balls. The 2 invincible fuckers hooking up is just so bland. Batman having a super strong girlfriend that pushes him out of his comfort zone on the other hand is hilarious. The 2 also feel like equals despite the power difference, idk I just think it's really neat.

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MarcoRubio
02/21/24 2:07:56 PM
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Ummm fucking ROBIN

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Gobstoppers12
02/21/24 2:08:17 PM
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Justice League back in the day made me a Wonder Woman supporter. I know it's more or less "supposed" to be Catwoman, but that's played out.

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creativerealms
02/21/24 2:09:33 PM
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I hate wonder woman pairing more than I hate the Batgirl pairing. And both absolutely suck.

Wonder woman shouldn't be paired with Batman or Superman.

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BipBapBam
02/21/24 2:19:51 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Justice League back in the day made me a Wonder Woman supporter. I know it's more or less "supposed" to be Catwoman, but that's played out.
She's still my 2nd place and the only other one I even really like tbh lol. I never got what he saw in Talia's crazy ass.

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Smiffwilm
02/21/24 2:26:03 PM
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His work. So... basically Joker lol.

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Southernfatman
02/21/24 2:26:28 PM
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Justice

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/21/24 2:28:36 PM
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I prefer Batman to be too committed to his job to settle down with someone for long....so Joker

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PurpleOutsider
02/21/24 2:29:12 PM
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Robin. All of them.

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PeteyParker
02/21/24 2:30:20 PM
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Selina.

It was fine with Diana for the JL cartoon but awful when they were throwing shit at the wall in the New 52 and put them together (glad that seems to have been removed/ignored at least).

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BipBapBam
02/21/24 2:33:05 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
His work. So... basically Joker lol.

RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I prefer Batman to be too committed to his job to settle down with someone for long....so Joker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7KDXT0Eu7I

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Zikten
02/21/24 2:33:47 PM
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I think it would be interesting if he had a kid with Wonder Woman. Doesn't necessarily need to marry her. He didn't marry Talia

But it might be interesting if the child inherited powers. Maybe it would be another son, and would live with his dad cause they wouldn't let him on Paradise Island

Or it could be a proper Amazon daughter. They would of course eventually age the child up to keep the story interesting. Maybe through time travel shenanigans

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HylianFox
02/21/24 2:34:15 PM
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Robin

But the question is, which Robin?

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Azn_Psycho
02/21/24 2:42:09 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Robin

But the question is, which Robin?

All. All of them. All of them at once.

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Momatty
02/21/24 2:46:30 PM
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Vicky Vale

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Zikten
02/21/24 2:48:59 PM
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The least problematic Robin would be Stephanie Brown. The 3rd Batgirl. Blonde. In college I think if I remember right, so of legal age. And not blood related or adopted by Bruce Wayne. She was Robin very briefly. Like 1 week or something. And then she got fired

The main issue is she used to date (and was so at the time she was Robin) Tim Drake, the 3rd Robin. This was after he quit. And she tried to be her boyfriend's replacement. But Bruce didn't like her. He didn't think she was fit to be a Robin
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Unknown5uspect
02/21/24 2:51:52 PM
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I ship him with Prep Time

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Seaman_Prime
02/21/24 2:54:47 PM
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For the Justice League animated series, definitely WW. Anything else, Catwoman
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Antbregante
02/21/24 5:55:42 PM
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Zatanna
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K181
02/21/24 5:59:17 PM
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I view Batman as being too obsessed with his futile efforts to beat the crime out of Gotham to be in any kind of relationship.

That being said, he clearly has a side casual fucking thing with both Talia and Selina, but he probably does that more for stress relief than actual pleasure.

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Bishop_Hastur
02/21/24 6:08:49 PM
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Olga, Queen of Cossacks.

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cjsdowg
02/21/24 6:12:34 PM
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Catwoman since they both have fursonas

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Jiek_Fafn
02/21/24 6:16:59 PM
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Mary McGinnis
I mean, look at their chemistry and his sperm has already been inside her
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2d5d4908.jpg

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Turbam
02/21/24 6:17:23 PM
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Jonkler

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garan
02/21/24 6:39:51 PM
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For me, it's always been Catwoman that has the best chemistry. Even dating back to the goofy 60s show, where Julie Newmar stole the fucking screen. Not to mention Michelle Pfeiffer in that amazing costume. Or from the animated show back in the 90s.
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pegusus123456
02/23/24 4:52:53 AM
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It's definitely Catwoman. It's really just between her and Talia and Talia is never abandoning her father's ideals enough to make it work.

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ArsGoetia
02/23/24 4:54:19 AM
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gay for manbat
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pegusus123456
02/23/24 4:57:19 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
gay for manbat
If we're including men, it'd definitely be Superman

Tbh, I imagine DCAU Lois was furious when she learned Clark was Superman because she was that close to having a threesome with two different superheroes

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action52
02/23/24 5:05:11 AM
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Bizarro Batman

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Ratchetrockon
02/23/24 5:05:40 AM
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joker

btw what is ew with batgirl? i dont follow dc comics

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pegusus123456
02/23/24 5:12:30 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
btw what is ew with batgirl? i dont follow dc comics
Bruce Timm is partly responsible for creating Batman: TAS and the DCAU as a whole, an extremely beloved and well made franchise.

He also, for whatever reason, really really really ships Batman and Batgirl together. A lot of people justifiably find this super fucking weird. Batgirl is not only far younger than he is, she's also the daughter of Commissioner Gordon who is one of Batman's closest friends. If that wasn't bad enough, she's also the first Robin's primary love interest (if you ignore those ludicrous Starfire shippers). So this relationship basically has Batman banging his best friend's daughter and his son's ex-girlfriend.

Timm went so far as to add this to the animated adaptation of The Killing Joke, a seminal Batman story that included Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill, something fans had been wanting for nearly twenty years.

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Awesker002
02/23/24 5:27:44 AM
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Talia AL Ghul raped Batman in order to get pregnant. So hopefully not her.

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Ratchetrockon
02/23/24 5:30:05 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Bruce Timm is partly responsible for creating Batman: TAS and the DCAU as a whole, an extremely beloved and well made franchise.

He also, for whatever reason, really really really ships Batman and Batgirl together. A lot of people justifiably find this super fucking weird. Batgirl is not only far younger than he is, she's also the daughter of Commissioner Gordon who is one of Batman's closest friends. If that wasn't bad enough, she's also the first Robin's primary love interest (if you ignore those ludicrous Starfire shippers). So this relationship basically has Batman banging his best friend's daughter and his son's ex-girlfriend.

Timm went so far as to add this to the animated adaptation of The Killing Joke, a seminal Batman story that included Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill, something fans had been wanting for nearly twenty years.

thanks for the info
Ok wow I can't picture Batman being that raunchy so I can understand why fans would be upset about it.

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_____Cait
02/23/24 5:30:53 AM
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Joker

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0Renegade
02/23/24 6:18:13 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Mary McGinnis
I mean, look at their chemistry and his sperm has already been inside her
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2d5d4908.jpg
wasnt it technically amada waller gave terry's dad some bogus vaccine so that when he tried to have a kid his own sperm would just turn into bruce's? Thats fucked up beyond belief. lol

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mustachedmystic
02/23/24 6:19:12 AM
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UPS

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Shotgunnova
02/23/24 6:19:55 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8918ed29.jpg

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Irony
02/23/24 6:23:19 AM
#39:


Joker

Bats...I....

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Ratchetrockon
02/23/24 6:23:37 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8918ed29.jpg
is that the riddler

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action52
02/23/24 6:33:18 AM
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How about gang banged by a bunch of henchmen?

"Aw man, da Bat's gonna make me bust!"

"Me too! Let's do it in da bat bussy!"

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Newave
02/23/24 7:02:34 AM
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Batman and Wonder Woman is the best canonical DC couple

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FortuneCookie
02/24/24 12:38:10 AM
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  • Catwoman
  • Talia Al Ghul
  • Batgirl (Ew)
  • Andrea Beaumont (Mask of the Phantasm lady)
  • Harley Quinn
  • Wonder Woman
  • Joker
  • Superman


All of the above.

Threesome with Harley and Ivy too.

And Clayface. Lots of fun and games with Clayface and his various transformations.
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PraxagoraKassan
02/24/24 12:40:16 AM
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I ship Batman with a villain that does not really exist, Penguin

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Paragon21XX
02/24/24 12:42:02 AM
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BipBapBam posted...
I never got what he saw in Talia's crazy ass.
She tamed his monster.

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BipBapBam
02/24/24 8:52:20 AM
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I'm surprised Andrea only got 1 vote. She made fucking Batman of all people say this shit lol

https://youtu.be/dMMHNFia_FA?si=P33ChapkHPT_YOmt

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PraxagoraKassan
02/24/24 8:55:44 AM
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Organic Batman relation are inherently friendship based. Batman has relationships as a fantasy.

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cjsdowg
02/24/24 8:56:32 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
She tamed his monster.

Not saying this as a joke. Didn't she rape him?

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JoeDangIt
02/24/24 9:03:23 AM
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Bitterness.
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alphagamble
02/24/24 9:07:23 AM
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creativerealms posted...
I hate wonder woman pairing more than I hate the Batgirl pairing. And both absolutely suck.

Wonder woman shouldn't be paired with Batman or Superman.
I really liked WW and Superman in Kingdom Come but otherwise, I don't like the match

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