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RetuenOfDevsman
02/17/24 2:14:34 PM
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Why? What point is there in eating a salad but dumping half a gallon of nasty ass concentrated fat and calories on it?

I could understand if salads weren't delicious or if dressings weren't disgusting, but since salads are delicious and dressings are disgusting, you're not only ruining the dish but you're also making it worse for you.
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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 2:17:18 PM
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dont eat shit dressing?
plenty of dressings are low in calorie and have decent nutritional value
i use yogurt based dressings (bolthouse makes a good line) that are 50 cals or less per 2 tbsp
there are good vinaigrettes that are <100 cals per serving

OP only applies to the kind shit ppl that dont actually like salads use
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RetuenOfDevsman
02/17/24 2:18:49 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
dont eat shit dressing?
plenty of dressings are low in calorie and have decent nutritional value
i use yogurt based dressings (bolthouse makes a good line) that are 50 cals or less per 2 tbsp
there are good vinaigrettes that are <100 cals per serving
Ok but are they not nasty AF because that's the hill I'm dying on here.
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C_Pain
02/17/24 2:20:33 PM
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Salad is good but it can be a bit dry. A little oil or vinegarette is good. Not every dressing is ranch my dude.

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mercurydude
02/17/24 2:21:54 PM
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I read somewhere that this became a thing because dressing helps you digest it.

I use Walden Farms, which is a zero calorie dressing.

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RetuenOfDevsman
02/17/24 2:22:26 PM
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Look at it this way

Even if somehow I just think salads taste gross, two wrongs don't make a right. At least put some damn buffalo sauce on it or something. That's actually tasty.
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Irony
02/17/24 2:23:32 PM
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Kradek
02/17/24 2:23:46 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I could understand if salads weren't delicious or if dressings weren't disgusting, but since salads are delicious and dressings are disgusting, you're not only ruining the dish but you're also making it worse for you.

What you don't seem to understand is that the vast, vast majority of people disagree with you.

I'm able to eat dry salads, however it's rather bland and I'd prefer not to unless I'm doing so for health/weight loss reasons.

If I'm craving a salad, I'm going to typically want flavor.

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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 2:24:59 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Ok but are they not nasty AF because that's the hill I'm dying on here.

they taste great imo
also try sour cream based dressings, even from the "dip" section

my fav vinaigrette, 80 cals/ 2 tbsp

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f2478a98.jpg

fav for southwestern salads, 110 cal/ 2tbsp

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/84fa409f.jpg

fav for veg salad, 100 cal/serving

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/343fba03.jpg

bolthouse yogurt varieties, 50 cal/ 2 tbsp
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0f74c0fc.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5542ebec.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5542ebec.jpg
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mustachedmystic
02/17/24 2:25:36 PM
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A good vinegarette makes da salad.

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furb
02/17/24 2:26:13 PM
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Dressing helps unify the dish and pull it together, otherwise you might as well be eating a tray of veggies in separate components

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ANort
02/17/24 2:26:22 PM
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Now I feel bad about responding seriously to your other topic since you're obviously just trolling now.

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AlphaWhelp
02/17/24 2:27:19 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Ok but are they not nasty AF because that's the hill I'm dying on here.
Raspberry vinaigrette is some of the best tasting dressing I've ever had and it's like 40 calories for 2 tablespoons.

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RetuenOfDevsman
02/17/24 2:27:33 PM
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Kradek posted...
I'm able to eat dry salads, however it's rather bland
What are you making them with? Cauliflower and tofu?
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ItsNotA2Mer
02/17/24 2:28:02 PM
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Salad is what other food eats.

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RetuenOfDevsman
02/17/24 2:28:03 PM
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furb posted...
Dressing helps unify the dish and pull it together, otherwise you might as well be eating a tray of veggies in separate components
That's also delicious.
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cjsdowg
02/17/24 2:35:43 PM
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My dressing has 10 calories in it. Fat free italian.

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UsernamesRlame
02/17/24 2:44:58 PM
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Oooh I like plain vegetables and am so healthy

It's a weird flex
Like ok, cool.....

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thronedfire2
02/17/24 2:48:05 PM
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I think half a gallon might be too much for one salad

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ablegator
02/17/24 2:52:17 PM
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I need some help from those with a psychology background. Does the understanding that people who are not you have different preferences develop before or after the understanding of object permanence? Thanks.

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Irony
02/17/24 2:53:20 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I think half a gallon might be too much for one salad
I drink it

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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 2:54:34 PM
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ablegator posted...
I need some help from those with a psychology background. Does the understanding that people who are not you have different preferences develop before or after the understanding of object permanence? Thanks.

psychology is pseudoscience
taste is objectively defined and its quality empirically measurable in the statement "what i like > what you like"
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RetuenOfDevsman
02/17/24 4:27:46 PM
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UsernamesRlame posted...
Oooh I like plain vegetables and am so healthy

It's a weird flex
Like ok, cool.....
I'm not healthy at all though
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RetuenOfDevsman
02/17/24 4:28:19 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I think half a gallon might be too much for one salad
I do too. Unfortunately, we are the minority.
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UndefeatedGOAT
02/17/24 4:31:16 PM
#27:


Oh shut up TC, youre forcing me to read all kinds of bad CE food opinions
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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 4:32:18 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
Oh shut up TC, youre forcing me to read all kinds of bad CE food opinions

recommend a dressing or shut the fuck up
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King_Rial
02/17/24 4:36:42 PM
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TC, are you really Devsman? If so, how are you and Mrs. Devsman doing? I don't know how I haven't seen you posting, seeing as you must have been back a little while now.

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UndefeatedGOAT
02/17/24 4:38:18 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
recommend a dressing or shut the fuck up

if you wanna be a foodie like a real cook, maybe olive oil and basalmic

if you wanna be basic then store bought italalian, both are fine options
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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 4:44:07 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
if you wanna be a foodie like a real cook, maybe olive oil and basalmic

if you wanna be basic then store bought italalian, both are fine options

both are ass and you clearly dont like salad
so shut the fuck up
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UndefeatedGOAT
02/17/24 4:46:10 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
both are ass and you clearly dont like salad
so shut the fuck up

lol youre wild
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RetuenOfDevsman
02/17/24 4:47:02 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Wasn't planning on it.

But since you insist, because I hate the stuff and am not particularly interested in learning everything there is to know about all the different varieties thereof. I've tried a couple and they were all nasty.

King_Rial posted...
TC, are you really Devsman? If so, how are you and Mrs. Devsman doing? I don't know how I haven't seen you posting, seeing as you must have been back a little while now.
It's-a-me!

We have two kids now.
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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 4:49:39 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
lol youre wild

not really
i pretty much eat nothing but salads
they were the portion of my menu i was proudest of when i ran my own restaurants
generic recommendations dont mean fuck all in a sea of product
either recommend specific products or specific recipes

"oil and vinegar tee hee" means fuck all and again you should just
shut the fuck up
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UndefeatedGOAT
02/17/24 4:51:05 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
not really
i pretty much eat nothing but salads
they were the portion of my menu i was proudest of when i ran my own restaurants
generic recommendations dont mean fuck all in a sea of product
either recommend specific products or specific recipes

"oil and vinegar tee hee" means fuck all and again you should just
shut the fuck up

the TC seems very concerned salad dressings distract from the taste of veggies, so i suggested pretty bland ones

we could go even further and do olive oil and pepper, you could even argue these are just ingredients to the salad

fine, loblaws/superstore no name for every product Ive said
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Dudebusters
02/17/24 4:53:21 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
both are ass and you clearly dont like salad
so shut the fuck up

This may be the weirdest hill to die on that I've ever seen

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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 4:53:56 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
the TC seems very concerned salad dressings distract from the taste of veggies, so i suggested pretty bland ones

you really think tc was complaining about flavor as opposed to caloric value? finger in ear bullshit lmao
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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 4:54:21 PM
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Dudebusters posted...
This may be the weirdest hill to die on that I've ever seen

did i stutter
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UndefeatedGOAT
02/17/24 4:58:33 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
did i stutter

whatever you did keep doing it, its interesting

so when you get a bento box and it has that tiny salad with the blended dressing, do you hate that too?
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Dudebusters
02/17/24 5:01:23 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
you really think tc was complaining about flavor as opposed to caloric value? finger in ear bullshit lmao

Yes because:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80699085/978896630

So clearly he isn't talking about any kind of health value, and if he was he contradicted himself rather quickly


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Dudebusters
02/17/24 5:02:21 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
did i stutter

Why are you like this? You practically beg for sympathy in some topics, yet intentionally act like an ass to people in others.

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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 5:03:02 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
whatever you did keep doing it, its interesting

so when you get a bento box and it has that tiny salad with the blended dressing, do you hate that too?

tf is this besides a weird deflective cope
i am american
i live in ohio
i eat salads every day with either homemade or purveyor provided (per specification) dressing
i'm willing to bet money that no one on gamefaqs.com has made a better salad than me

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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 5:04:20 PM
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Dudebusters posted...
Why are you like this? You practically beg for sympathy in some topics, yet intentionally act like an ass to people in others.

why would i want sympathy from people that eat hidden valley ranch
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Dudebusters
02/17/24 5:05:14 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
i'm willing to bet money that no one on gamefaqs.com has made a better salad than me

Well there are actual chefs on Gamefaqs that aren't just troll alts that pretend they're things they are not so I'd take that bet.

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UndefeatedGOAT
02/17/24 5:05:39 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
tf is this besides a weird deflective cope
i am american
i live in ohio
i eat salads every day with either homemade or purveyor provided (per specification) dressing
i'm willing to bet money that no one on gamefaqs.com has made a better salad than me

kekw

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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 5:06:29 PM
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Dudebusters posted...
Well there are actual chefs on Gamefaqs that aren't just troll alts that pretend they're things they are not so I'd take that bet.

and by this you mean me and glob lol
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ArsGoetia
02/17/24 5:08:56 PM
#48:


UndefeatedGOAT posted...
kekw

but you aint got anything to back it up
b/c you don't have anything
b/c you're wrong lol
and should, again
shut the fuck up
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Dudebusters
02/17/24 5:09:03 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
and by this you mean me and glob lol

"Feel bad for me please I got divorced. Also if you use dressing you should die."

Just seems like a weird transition, that's all I'm saying.

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UndefeatedGOAT
02/17/24 5:10:29 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
but you aint got anything to back it up
b/c you don't have anything
b/c you're wrong lol
and should, again

i recommended 2 bland dressing to a gamefaqs user

I wont use any A words, but theres a lot of picky eater gamer types on CE, my suggestions are great
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