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Bio1590 02/12/24 11:07:01 AM #1: |
No one asked for this movie and the plot sounds completely fucking stupid. The fact they kept
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TendoDRM 02/12/24 11:08:24 AM #2: |
Madame Web is gonna Morb out.
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havean776 02/12/24 11:09:11 AM #3: |
I think it can give Morbius a run for its money.
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lilORANG 02/12/24 11:09:15 AM #4: |
Depends if the horny mob gets behind it
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JuanCarlos1 02/12/24 11:12:53 AM #5: |
Sony thinks anything spidey related will sell. Hell, apparently sony wants to toby and Andrew to return for the next spiderman movie and Marvel wants something smaller.
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Hayame_Zero 02/12/24 11:14:39 AM #6: |
Depends on how much Sweeney is a draw.
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ROBANN_88 02/12/24 11:16:29 AM #7: |
is that like genderbent spiderman or is it it's own "original" thing?
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WingsOfGood 02/12/24 11:16:54 AM #8: |
Hayame_Zero posted... Depends on how much Sweeney is a draw. the answer is she will not be Halle Berry being hot didn't make Catwoman a success ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 02/12/24 11:18:33 AM #10: |
ROBANN_88 posted...
is that like genderbent spiderman or is it it's own "original" thing? Madame Web isn't even a Spider-person lmao. --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CountCorvinus 02/12/24 11:20:01 AM #11: |
It probably will bomb, but I'm looking forward to it and I will definitely but the 4K. I've liked all the SSU movies thus far.
Venom and Morbius are legitimately in my top 10 Marvel movies of the past 16 years. Also, I think the plot of Madame Web sounds great. They probably won't go into the thriller aspect as much as I'd like, but a Final Destination-esque superhero movie with Ezekiel Sims being an evil Spider-Man trying to murder the Spider-Women he envisioned killing him sounds fun. More entertaining than the lackluster stuff Marvel Studios has been putting out lately. Couldn't even get through Secret Invasion or Echo. --- All good to me is lost; Evil, be thou my Good (THEY/THEM) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revisited 02/12/24 11:20:10 AM #12: |
*checks* Jesus fuck the venom made nearly a billion dollars. There really is no God after all. Who went to see that obviously crappy looking movie No wonder they making these weird spidey adjacent movies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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C_Pain 02/12/24 11:21:37 AM #13: |
Many movies that no one asked for do well
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masterpug53 02/12/24 11:22:13 AM #14: |
Hayame_Zero posted...
Depends on how much Sweeney is a draw. All the horny CEmen right now who are going to make Madame Web a smash hit just to see Sweeney in nerd glasses: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/077226ef.jpg --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 02/12/24 11:22:40 AM #15: |
lilORANG posted...
Depends if the horny mob gets behind itShoulda leaned into the horny. Sydney Sweeney Isabela Merced lesbian sex scene --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 02/12/24 11:24:23 AM #16: |
Should have been named Mommy Web
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ROBANN_88 02/12/24 11:24:55 AM #17: |
Bio1590 posted...
Madame Web isn't even a Spider-person lmao. in that case i have no idea what this is the name and the poster, and that you mentioned Parker in the OP makes it seem like a Spider-person thing --- Kremlin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 02/12/24 11:25:07 AM #18: |
Crimsoness posted... Shoulda leaned into the horny. Sydney Sweeney Isabela Merced lesbian sex scene movies are not for things like this and movies with this kinda stuff shoved in are so cringe you want to make a porno make a porno most sex scenes are jarring and make one wonder if the director is a huge perv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mystic_belmont 02/12/24 11:25:39 AM #19: |
The same two writers for Morbius wrote this. Also two women wrote for MW.
I fully expect when the movie bombs, the two women writers will be blamed for it. --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/12/24 11:26:26 AM #20: |
Revisited posted...
*checks* Tom Hardy, word-of-mouth, Venom's relative popularity as a character, and it being a decent turn-your-brain-off superhero flick to serve as antidote to the MCU's 'homework requirement' sold that movie a lot further than anyone expected. Can't say I see Madame Web hitting all or even some of those notes, but ya never know. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 02/12/24 11:27:19 AM #21: |
masterpug53 posted... Tom Hardy, word-of-mouth, Venom's relative popularity as a character, and it being a decent turn-your-brain-off superhero flick to serve as antidote to the MCU's 'homework requirement' sold that movie a lot further than anyone expected. I bet most spiderman fans don't even know who madam web is tbh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trelve 02/12/24 11:37:07 AM #22: |
WingsOfGood posted... I bet most spiderman fans don't even know who madam web is tbhI know of her from the 90s cartoon and that's about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CountCorvinus 02/12/24 12:05:35 PM #23: |
ROBANN_88 posted...
is that like genderbent spiderman or is it it's own "original" thing? Madame Web in the comics was an elderly, blind, paralyzed mutant. She was clairvoyant, telepathic and had precognition. The movie is doing their own version, making her young and able-bodied, but keeping the mind powers. Basically the plot of the movie is that both Madame Web and Ezekiel Sims (also artistic license'd) can see the future. Ezekiel Sims sees three Spider-Women being the cause of his death, so he's trying to murder them before they get their powers, with Dakota Johnson's Madame Web trying to save them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGfWAJJ7fq8 It's been described as a thriller, reminiscent of Final Destination. In an interview with Total Film, director SJ Clarkson said "It's a thriller at the end of the day and it was exciting to be able to have those thriller-slash-horror moments." when they brought up the comparisons and blood. I personally think the talk of it being an actual thriller is just marketing hype like how Multiverse of Madness was going to be the MCU's first horror movie but I'll take what I can get. --- All good to me is lost; Evil, be thou my Good (THEY/THEM) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 02/12/24 12:12:39 PM #24: |
Dakota Johnson is not a particularly good actor, so she isn't going to pull in fans. Weird casting choice
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CountCorvinus 02/12/24 12:14:59 PM #25: |
Euripides posted...
Dakota Johnson is not a particularly good actor, so she isn't going to pull in fans. Weird casting choice She was good in Suspiria --- All good to me is lost; Evil, be thou my Good (THEY/THEM) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Charged151 02/12/24 12:17:31 PM #26: |
havean776 posted...
I think it can give Morbius a run for its money.It will sell a Morbillion dollars! Wow! --- I'm...the...master...of...ellipses... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Enclave 02/12/24 12:17:55 PM #27: |
CountCorvinus posted...
Madame Web in the comics was an elderly, blind, paralyzed mutant. There's been a few version of Madame Web in the comics. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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aarrgus 02/12/24 12:19:28 PM #28: |
It's a poorly known IP, stuck in a genre that is having a rough time, from a studio that hasn't been able to put out well received movies.
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CountCorvinus 02/12/24 12:20:06 PM #29: |
Enclave posted...
There's been a few version of Madame Web in the comics. Dakota Johnson is playing Cassandra Webb. Edit: I should note that she does briefly get her youth back when she becomes immortal, but that's not what they're doing here. --- All good to me is lost; Evil, be thou my Good (THEY/THEM) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 02/12/24 12:21:27 PM #30: |
Oh of course.
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DarkAssassin89 02/12/24 12:22:21 PM #31: |
Yes
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Pikachuchupika 02/12/24 12:23:08 PM #32: |
Looks much worse than The Marvels, and that movie bombed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gritty 02/12/24 12:25:16 PM #33: |
WingsOfGood posted... movies are not for things like this and movies with this kinda stuff shoved in are so cringeCalm down ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 02/12/24 12:30:23 PM #34: |
Hayame_Zero posted...
Depends on how much Sweeney is a draw. She sucks when her boobs are not in frame. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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specialkid8 02/12/24 12:35:46 PM #35: |
I can't wait to see what they come out with next after this and Kraven are historical bombs. Hoping for Molten Man
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mystic_belmont 02/12/24 12:43:28 PM #36: |
specialkid8 posted...
I can't wait to see what they come out with next after this and Kraven are historical bombs. Hoping for Molten Man Stiltman. --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Torgo 02/12/24 12:46:30 PM #37: |
It looked boring, like an attempt to meld prime time TV police or hospital drama with superheroes. I guarantee there is an audience for something like that, and it could probably be done well - but I dunno if it's going to draw the audience they want.
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Bio1590 02/12/24 12:58:46 PM #38: |
specialkid8 posted...
I can't wait to see what they come out with next after this and Kraven are historical bombs. Hoping for Molten Man Venom 3 is coming out later this year still apparently --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 02/12/24 1:07:43 PM #40: |
It'll easily make several hundred madillion dollars. Might even pass a webillion
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masterpug53 02/12/24 1:09:14 PM #41: |
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Trelve 02/12/24 1:19:20 PM #42: |
masterpug53 posted... The current generation may very well be fucked (irony intended) if they think there's no middle-ground between completely sexless media and porn.They would explode if they saw Basic Instinct in theatres today. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prismsblade 02/12/24 1:19:53 PM #43: |
I still have no idea how or why this was greenlit.
I know they wanted to add more spider characters but why? Theyre all mostly like minded super heroes with the same power sets who all do the same things. Sure you can differentiate them but at that point why not just use whole other heroes? --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 02/12/24 1:21:52 PM #44: |
How much spider shit can they possibly make
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Smackems 02/12/24 1:22:15 PM #45: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
It'll easily make several hundred madillion dollars. Might even pass a webillionAayyyyyy --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 02/12/24 1:23:58 PM #46: |
JuanCarlos1 posted...
Sony thinks anything spidey related will sell. Hell, apparently sony wants to toby and Andrew to return for the next spiderman movie and Marvel wants something smaller.bringing them back again would just miss the point it was special the first time doing it a gain would just cheapen things we got to see these characters put on the web shooters one last time --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CountCorvinus 02/12/24 1:42:42 PM #47: |
Prismsblade posted...
I still have no idea how or why this was greenlit. Madame Web is very different from Spider-Man. --- All good to me is lost; Evil, be thou my Good (THEY/THEM) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TendoDRM 02/12/24 1:44:33 PM #48: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
It'll easily make several hundred madillion dollars. Might even pass a webillion Is a webillion larger than a morbillion? --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/12/24 1:50:04 PM #49: |
TendoDRM posted...
Is a webillion larger than a morbillion? Both will soon be dwarfed by a Kraven the Huntrillion --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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