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ShineboxPhil
02/06/24 9:49:40 PM
#1:


But The Rock showed up and married my wife and made me watch Black Adam and the two of them went on my honeymoon.

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LordFarquad1312
02/06/24 9:50:09 PM
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Das ruff buddy...

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ShineboxPhil
02/06/24 9:51:23 PM
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I've been playing Elden Ring but everytime I'm about to finish the story, The Rock shows up as an unkillable boss fight making it impossible to finish the story.

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Antiyonder
02/06/24 9:52:41 PM
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I thought you somehow were posting to mention this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOk2Akqb3CI

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ShineboxPhil
02/06/24 9:53:05 PM
#5:


I was reading my children a bed time story but The Rock showed up and slammed the book shut therefore I couldn't finish the story. Now my children are still awake.

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ShineboxPhil
02/06/24 9:54:50 PM
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I was visiting my friend at the hospital who was on life support. The Rock showed up and unplugged the life support machine to charge his phone and told me that my friend's story is finished.

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Zikten
02/06/24 9:56:00 PM
#7:


The Rock seems to be a real menace
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Antiyonder
02/06/24 10:01:09 PM
#8:


Okay, so The Rock left a grease fire for you to trip on like in the video.

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DrizztLink
02/06/24 10:04:54 PM
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Antiyonder posted...
I thought you somehow were posting to mention this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOk2Akqb3CI
Those fucking commercials pop into my head all the time.

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boxoto
02/06/24 10:11:26 PM
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that's a villain origin story, if I've ever heard one

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ShineboxPhil
02/07/24 1:19:41 AM
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https://youtu.be/evz1lz68K3o?si=wkc80yMBqcoX4TlS

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OriginalPlain2
02/07/24 1:40:26 AM
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I was gonna clean my room but then Rock got high

I was gonna pay my child support but then Rock got high

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Kradek
02/07/24 2:33:20 AM
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Antiyonder posted...
I thought you somehow were posting to mention this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOk2Akqb3CI

Fucking a that was brutal and a great message on kitchen safety.

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Mistere_Man
02/07/24 2:37:27 AM
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You should have fought harder to keep them, I mean that could have been you married to the Rock.

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Antiyonder
02/07/24 2:41:43 AM
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@Kradek
Fucking a that was brutal and a great message on kitchen safety.

Heck, some of those PSAs have the person clearly dying, but by God's grace, coming back to life for a moment to tell us to show more caution in the workplace.

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