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Ogurisama 02/05/24 4:30:39 PM #1:	Bart: Aw, come on, Dad, this could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us! Homer: Oh, all right. Who's Tiny Tim? --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978672060] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Bart: Aw, come on, Dad, this could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us!Homer: Oh, all right. Who's Tiny Tim? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 02/05/24 7:10:09 PM #2:	What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:978675191] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/05/24 7:22:45 PM #3:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGK1W4ByQ98 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978675443] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGK1W4ByQ98 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/06/24 9:20:32 PM #4:	Bart: My turn. "Kwyjibo". (places his tiles) K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm out of here- Homer: (grabs Bart with his left hand, holding a banana in his right) Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is. Bart: Kwyjibo. (observing Homer) Uh... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin. Marge: (playing along) And a short temper. Homer: I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape! Bart: (as Homer chases him away) Uh-oh. Kwyjibo on the loose! --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978697847] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Bart: My turn. "Kwyjibo". (places his tiles) K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm out of here-Homer: (grabs Bart with his left hand, holding a banana in his right) Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.Bart: Kwyjibo. (observing Homer) Uh... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.Marge: (playing along) And a short temper.Homer: I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape!Bart: (as Homer chases him away) Uh-oh. Kwyjibo on the loose! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/07/24 6:18:11 AM #5:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTu66b5tbo --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978703257] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTu66b5tbo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 02/07/24 6:32:15 AM #6:	Marge: Ooh look, Homer. The IRS! Homer: BOOOOOOOOOO!! IRS agent: Ah, boo yourself! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:978703360] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Marge: Ooh look, Homer. The IRS!Homer: BOOOOOOOOOO!!IRS agent: Ah, boo yourself! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/07/24 10:16:50 PM #7:	Homer: I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much. [phone rings] Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: [on phone] Is Mr. Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I.P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I.P. Freely! [barflies laugh] Moe: Wait a minute. [talks into the phone again] Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half! [Bart and Lisa laugh] Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe. Moe: Oh I don't know, he's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name. --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978718175] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Homer: I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.[phone rings]Moe: Moe's Tavern.Bart: [on phone] Is Mr. Freely there?Moe: Who?Bart: Freely, first initials I.P.Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I.P. Freely![barflies laugh]Moe: Wait a minute. [talks into the phone again] Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half![Bart and Lisa laugh]Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe.Moe: Oh I don't know, he's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 02/08/24 1:34:46 AM #8:	Sweet merciful crap, my car!!! --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:978720539] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Sweet merciful crap, my car!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/08/24 7:49:55 AM #9:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ibBDB2OFr8 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978723062] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ibBDB2OFr8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/08/24 10:08:26 AM #10:	"Sorry, force of habit" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978724784] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"Sorry, force of habit" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade_Duck 02/08/24 12:45:26 PM #11:	captpackrat posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ibBDB2OFr8 this might be my favorite moment in the whole show. --- http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade_Duck posted [p:978727288] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite><quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ibBDB2OFr8</quote>this might be my favorite moment in the whole show. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 02/08/24 1:48:00 PM #12:	Inside Homer's mind... Lenny: Dental plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces! Lenny: Dental plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces! Lenny: Dental plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:978728417] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Inside Homer's mind...Lenny: Dental plan!Marge: Lisa needs braces!Lenny: Dental plan!Marge: Lisa needs braces!Lenny: Dental plan!Marge: Lisa needs braces! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/08/24 4:14:02 PM #13:	A part of us all A part of us all A. Part. Of us ALL --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978731032] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>A part of us allA part of us allA. Part. Of us ALL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
agesboy 02/08/24 8:03:39 PM #14:	No one's gay for Moleman :( --- https://imgur.com/LabbRyN raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. <cite>agesboy posted [p:978735477] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>No one's gay for Moleman :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/08/24 10:55:49 PM #15:	Marge: Bart, how could you shock your little sister? Bart: My finger slipped. [gets shocked by Lisa] Lisa: So did mine! [Bart shocks Lisa again, and she retaliates.] Marge: Bart, Lisa, stop that! [She electrocutes them both, and the five begin shocking each other as Dr. Monroe tries fruitlessly to intervene. Soon, the constant electrocutions cause rolling brownouts across Springfield] Smithers: Oh boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir. Mr. Burns: Excellent, excellent! Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo. --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978738591] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Marge: Bart, how could you shock your little sister?Bart: My finger slipped. [gets shocked by Lisa]Lisa: So did mine![Bart shocks Lisa again, and she retaliates.]Marge: Bart, Lisa, stop that! [She electrocutes them both, and the five begin shocking each other as Dr. Monroe tries fruitlessly to intervene. Soon, the constant electrocutions cause rolling brownouts across Springfield]Smithers: Oh boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir.Mr. Burns: Excellent, excellent! Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/09/24 6:27:42 AM #16:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNWnX4a_fwc --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978742468] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNWnX4a_fwc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/09/24 9:50:16 AM #17:	"I have NO SON!" "Oh great, we came all this way, and it's the wrong guy" "I didn't mean that literally!" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978744639] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"I have NO SON!""Oh great, we came all this way, and it's the wrong guy""I didn't mean that literally!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 02/09/24 7:26:10 PM #18:	Krusty the Clown: Next thing you know, you're some schmuck working in a box factory. Box factory manager: I heard that. --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:978754173] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Krusty the Clown: Next thing you know, you're some schmuck working in a box factory.Box factory manager: I heard that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/09/24 10:05:24 PM #19:	Herman: When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing. You got the water balloons? Bart: Two hundred rounds, sir. Is it okay if they say "Happy Birthday" on the side? Herman: Well, I'd rather they say "Death from Above", but I guess we're stuck. --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978756687] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Herman: When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing. You got the water balloons?Bart: Two hundred rounds, sir. Is it okay if they say "Happy Birthday" on the side?Herman: Well, I'd rather they say "Death from Above", but I guess we're stuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/09/24 10:21:50 PM #20:	Like, y'know, whatever! --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978756898] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Like, y'know, whatever! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 02/10/24 6:54:23 AM #21:	Jasper: Talking out of turn, that's a paddlin'. Looking out the window, that's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals, that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe...oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:978760943] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Jasper: Talking out of turn, that's a paddlin'. Looking out the window, that's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals, that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe...oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/10/24 9:34:51 AM #22:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSVms6cT9nk --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978762376] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSVms6cT9nk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/10/24 10:31:38 PM #23:	Bleeding Gums Murphy: My friends call me "Bleeding Gums." Lisa: Eugh! How'd you get a name like that? Bleeding Gums: Well, let me put it this way. You ever been to the dentist? Lisa: Yeah. Bleeding Gums: Not me. I suppose I should go to one, but I got enough pain in my life as it is. --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978773563] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Bleeding Gums Murphy: My friends call me "Bleeding Gums."Lisa: Eugh! How'd you get a name like that?Bleeding Gums: Well, let me put it this way. You ever been to the dentist?Lisa: Yeah.Bleeding Gums: Not me. I suppose I should go to one, but I got enough pain in my life as it is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/11/24 12:00:58 AM #24:	Even Lisa? ESPECIALLY LISA --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978774594] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Even Lisa?ESPECIALLY LISA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 02/11/24 8:56:58 AM #25:	Angry Dad: This job sure is easy. Now to press this button! BOOM Not *AGAIN!* Boss: Angry Dad, you're fired. Angry Dad's head explodes in a mushroom cloud --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:978778736] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Angry Dad: This job sure is easy. Now to press this button! BOOM Not AGAIN!Boss: Angry Dad, you're fired. Angry Dad's head explodes in a mushroom cloud </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/11/24 9:14:04 AM #26:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1762opld4w --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978778842] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1762opld4w </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 02/11/24 12:12:39 PM #27:	Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:978780951] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/12/24 12:02:16 AM #28:	Bart: Turkey farm? Lisa: No. Bart: Skunks? Lisa: No. Bart: Slaughterhouse? Lisa: No. Marge: What are you doing back there? Lisa: We're playing, "What's that odor"? Bart: Dad's feet? Homer: Bart! Lisa: You win, Bart. Homer: Lisa! Bart: Are we there yet, Dad? Homer: I'll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game. --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978795717] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Bart: Turkey farm?Lisa: No.Bart: Skunks?Lisa: No.Bart: Slaughterhouse?Lisa: No.Marge: What are you doing back there?Lisa: We're playing, "What's that odor"?Bart: Dad's feet?Homer: Bart!Lisa: You win, Bart.Homer: Lisa!Bart: Are we there yet, Dad?Homer: I'll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/12/24 12:35:46 AM #29:	This never would've happened if we'd gone to Macon, GA --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978796158] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>This never would've happened if we'd gone to Macon, GA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trevor_Belmont 02/12/24 12:43:42 AM #30:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1Hl67fNt0 --- That's just prime! Switch FC: SW-3150-0817-3331 Feel free to send an invite if you want. <cite>Trevor_Belmont posted [p:978796249] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1Hl67fNt0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 02/12/24 1:29:26 AM #31:	"Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further." --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:978796737] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/12/24 6:43:36 AM #32:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbIY3Iy_nZU --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978798657] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbIY3Iy_nZU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/12/24 8:47:56 PM #33:	Janey: Will my dog Pepper be there? Ms. Albright: I'm sorry, but the answer is no. Janey: Why not? Ms. Albright: Because Heaven is for people. Lisa: What about my cat, Snowball? Ms. Albright: I'm sorry, but the answer is no! Millhouse: Will there be cavemen in heaven? Ms. Albright: Certainly not! Bart: Uh, ma'am. What if you're a really, really good person and you've been in a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated? Will it be waiting for you in Heaven? Ms. Albright: For the last time, Bart, yes! --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978811631] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Janey: Will my dog Pepper be there?Ms. Albright: I'm sorry, but the answer is no.Janey: Why not?Ms. Albright: Because Heaven is for people.Lisa: What about my cat, Snowball?Ms. Albright: I'm sorry, but the answer is no!Millhouse: Will there be cavemen in heaven?Ms. Albright: Certainly not!Bart: Uh, ma'am. What if you're a really, really good person and you've been in a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated? Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?Ms. Albright: For the last time, Bart, yes! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/12/24 9:15:46 PM #34:	Aaaahhhh.... Cobras! ....cobraaas.... --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978812080] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Aaaahhhh.... Cobras! ....cobraaas.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/13/24 6:05:12 AM #35:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_krT7Bl3PiY --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978817097] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_krT7Bl3PiY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/14/24 6:06:31 AM #36:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnjEAaLOAg0 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978835168] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnjEAaLOAg0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/14/24 10:54:43 AM #37:	Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978838333] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/14/24 1:23:17 PM #38:	Bart: She likes mine better. Lisa: Oh yeah? Then how come she's not wearing any of your perfume? Bart: Oh yeah, Hey mom? Why aren't you wearing any of the perfume? Marge: Erm, I was saving it... for a special occasion. Bart: What the hell are you talkin' about? There's gallons of it! Homer: Bart! Marge: Well, this day is already so special, that if we made it any more special, we might end up making it less special. Bart: Ahh, gotcha. Told you she likes mine better. Lisa: Oh, brother. Homer: Hold on, hold on now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet. --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978841188] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Bart: She likes mine better.Lisa: Oh yeah? Then how come she's not wearing any of your perfume?Bart: Oh yeah, Hey mom? Why aren't you wearing any of the perfume?Marge: Erm, I was saving it... for a special occasion.Bart: What the hell are you talkin' about? There's gallons of it!Homer: Bart!Marge: Well, this day is already so special, that if we made it any more special, we might end up making it less special.Bart: Ahh, gotcha. Told you she likes mine better.Lisa: Oh, brother.Homer: Hold on, hold on now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/14/24 4:07:59 PM #39:	Sometimes I whittles the fu'chure --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978844021] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes I whittles the fu'chure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/15/24 6:04:30 AM #40:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwcrMDMShqY --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978853767] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwcrMDMShqY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 02/15/24 11:18:52 AM #41:	Gabbo: (after Bart turns on the camera) All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B's. (Cut to Kent Brockman, graphic shows Gabbo with caption Gabbo Gaffe) Kent Brockman: Gabbo's kind of language has no place on or off TV, and that's my two cents. (Graphic of Gabbo fades and disappears) Heh-heh, that ought to hold those S.O.B's. (Graphic of Kent Brockman with caption Brockman In Trouble appears) What the...? --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:978857107] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Gabbo: (after Bart turns on the camera) All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B's. (Cut to Kent Brockman, graphic shows Gabbo with caption Gabbo Gaffe)Kent Brockman: Gabbo's kind of language has no place on or off TV, and that's my two cents. (Graphic of Gabbo fades and disappears) Heh-heh, that ought to hold those S.O.B's. (Graphic of Kent Brockman with caption Brockman In Trouble appears) What the...? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/15/24 10:22:04 PM #42:	Homer: I have something to say to all the sons out there. To all the boys, to all the men, to all of us. It's about women, and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, they are our wives. They are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews. Well, not our nephews. They are our mothers. And you know something, folks? As ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than to stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string. (Princess Kashmir wipes a tear away) Am I wrong? Or am I right? --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978868437] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Homer: I have something to say to all the sons out there. To all the boys, to all the men, to all of us. It's about women, and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, they are our wives. They are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews. Well, not our nephews. They are our mothers. And you know something, folks? As ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than to stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string. (Princess Kashmir wipes a tear away) Am I wrong? Or am I right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/16/24 7:49:30 AM #43:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zytPiqaYfg0 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978872708] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zytPiqaYfg0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/16/24 11:40:05 AM #44:	We put the slide whistle in SPRINGFIELD --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978875736] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>We put the slide whistle in SPRINGFIELD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 02/16/24 6:17:28 PM #45:	Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers! --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:978882755] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/17/24 12:38:14 AM #46:	Bart: So, basically, I met one nice French person. Lisa: Bart, I have something to say that's gonna bother me if I don't say it: It's good to see you. Bart: Same here. Marge: Homer, I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us. Homer [grunting]: Sorry,Marge, some wise guy stuck a cork in the bottle. Bart [in French]: Ah, mon pere, quel bouffon. [My father, what a buffoon.] Homer: You hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French! --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978888262] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Bart: So, basically, I met one nice French person.Lisa: Bart, I have something to say that's gonna bother me if I don't say it: It's good to see you.Bart: Same here.Marge: Homer, I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us.Homer [grunting]: Sorry,Marge, some wise guy stuck a cork in the bottle.Bart [in French]: Ah, mon pere, quel bouffon. [My father, what a buffoon.]Homer: You hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/17/24 7:56:38 AM #47:	"One that's made entirely out of syrup" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978890727] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"One that's made entirely out of syrup" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/17/24 9:35:57 AM #48:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV2taZ8-0EI --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978891424] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV2taZ8-0EI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/17/24 12:38:30 PM #49:	More quotes fewer clips --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978893679] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>More quotes fewer clips </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/17/24 9:18:44 PM #50:	Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is Oliver there? Moe: Who? Bart: Oliver Klozoff. Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff! [Bart and Lisa burst out laughing. Marge picks up the phone.] Moe: Listen, you lousy bum! If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open! Marge: Goodness! Must be a crossed wire. --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978900798] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Moe: Moe's Tavern.Bart: Is Oliver there?Moe: Who?Bart: Oliver Klozoff.Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff![Bart and Lisa burst out laughing. Marge picks up the phone.]Moe: Listen, you lousy bum! If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!Marge: Goodness! Must be a crossed wire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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