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Ogurisama
02/12/24 8:47:56 PM
#33:


Janey: Will my dog Pepper be there?
Ms. Albright: I'm sorry, but the answer is no.
Janey: Why not?
Ms. Albright: Because Heaven is for people.
Lisa: What about my cat, Snowball?
Ms. Albright: I'm sorry, but the answer is no!
Millhouse: Will there be cavemen in heaven?
Ms. Albright: Certainly not!
Bart: Uh, ma'am. What if you're a really, really good person and you've been in a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated? Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
Ms. Albright: For the last time, Bart, yes!

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