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Killmonger 02/03/24 8:16:49 PM #1:	Who wins? --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:978639584] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Who wins? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 02/03/24 8:19:45 PM #2:	Does Joel seriously not have a last name? <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:978639638] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Does Joel seriously not have a last name?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deathproof12 02/03/24 8:19:48 PM #3:	Pre reboot Lara Croft is basically Spider-woman <cite>deathproof12 posted [p:978639639] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Pre reboot Lara Croft is basically Spider-woman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IceCreamOnStero 02/03/24 8:20:08 PM #4:	FortuneCookie posted... Does Joel seriously not have a last name? Its Miller --- Dokkan ID: 2365415872 <cite>IceCreamOnStero posted [p:978639642] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite><quote>Does Joel seriously not have a last name?</quote>Its Miller </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 02/03/24 8:20:29 PM #5:	Pre Lara would beat all. New Lara is dead last. Joel in the lead. <cite>ZannoL posted [p:978639650] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Pre Lara would beat all.New Lara is dead last. Joel in the lead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 02/03/24 8:21:06 PM #6:	Probably Laura. If we're talking new Tomb Raider, then definitely Nathan Drake. He has an insurmountable amount of luck on his side. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:978639664] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Probably Laura. If we're talking new Tomb Raider, then definitely Nathan Drake. He has an insurmountable amount of luck on his side.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 02/03/24 8:21:08 PM #7:	obviously not joel, but i'd give the edge to lara. drake kind of stumbles on through to victory in his games, lara- at least classic lara, is pretty physically capable of finessing and shmooving to victory --- No clues, no trace No hands, no face <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:978639665] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>obviously not joel, but i'd give the edge to lara. drake kind of stumbles on through to victory in his games, lara- at least classic lara, is pretty physically capable of finessing and shmooving to victory </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 02/03/24 8:21:57 PM #8:	Drake holds X and runs toward then. The environment destructs and takes his two opponents out. It's kind of like Wonder of U. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:978639678] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Drake holds X and runs toward then. The environment destructs and takes his two opponents out.It's kind of like Wonder of U. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 02/03/24 8:22:10 PM #9:	Joel's last. Nathan and Lara are younger and have way more stamina. --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:978639683] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Joel's last. Nathan and Lara are younger and have way more stamina. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 02/03/24 8:22:17 PM #10:	IceCreamOnStero posted... Its Miller This should be Joel anytime he shoots a zombie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfol3uvwHQs <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:978639687] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>IceCreamOnStero posted... </cite><quote>Its Miller</quote>This should be Joel anytime he shoots a zombie:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfol3uvwHQs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 02/03/24 8:23:33 PM #11:	Lara killed a fucking T-Rex. Just wiped out the last dinosaurs and went back home and had tea. --- If you say I am wrong, then prove that you are right. <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:978639701] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote> Lara killed a fucking T-Rex. Just wiped out the last dinosaurs and went back home and had tea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 02/03/24 8:23:34 PM #12:	ZannoL posted... Joel in the lead. There's no way Joel is beating even new Lara, much less Nathan. --- How can the moon landing be real if the moon isn't real? <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:978639702] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>ZannoL posted... </cite><quote>Joel in the lead.</quote>There's no way Joel is beating even new Lara, much less Nathan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 02/03/24 11:36:04 PM #13:	ViewtifulJoe posted... Drake holds X and runs toward then. The environment destructs and takes his two opponents out. It's kind of like Wonder of U. This. Fucking reality bends around Nathan Drake in the wackiest of ways to keep him alive. It's his superpower. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:978642334] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>ViewtifulJoe posted... </cite><quote>Drake holds X and runs toward then. The environment destructs and takes his two opponents out.It's kind of like Wonder of U.</quote>This. Fucking reality bends around Nathan Drake in the wackiest of ways to keep him alive. It's his superpower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 02/03/24 11:42:30 PM #15:	Joel wins if a daughter figure is in danger <cite>Zikten posted [p:978642406] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Joel wins if a daughter figure is in danger</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CRON 02/03/24 11:44:56 PM #16:	Classic Lara >>>>>>>> Nate >> Joel >>>>>>> Survivor Lara --- Thanks for reading! <cite>CRON posted [p:978642435] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Classic Lara >>>>>>>> Nate >> Joel >>>>>>> Survivor Lara </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 02/03/24 11:46:54 PM #17:	I'd say Nathan (the whole red screen equals luck running out thing) but he did get stomped twice by Nadine Ross. I've never played the old Tomb Raider games but I know she does some pretty crazy stuff. Poor Joel doesn't stand a chance. --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:978642456] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>I'd say Nathan (the whole red screen equals luck running out thing) but he did get stomped twice by Nadine Ross. I've never played the old Tomb Raider games but I know she does some pretty crazy stuff. Poor Joel doesn't stand a chance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 02/03/24 11:49:34 PM #18:	Nate and Lara come at Joel with golf clubs. Then Lara grabs Nates head and slams his face into her pointy boobs, piercing Nates eyes into his skull. Lara wins --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:978642482] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Nate and Lara come at Joel with golf clubs.Then Lara grabs Nates head and slams his face into her pointy boobs, piercing Nates eyes into his skull.Lara wins </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 02/03/24 11:51:59 PM #19:	Assuming they all have guns, it's just a matter of who shoots who first --- Science and Algorithms <cite>lilORANG posted [p:978642515] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Assuming they all have guns, it's just a matter of who shoots who first </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 02/03/24 11:52:10 PM #20:	AgentCoulson posted... I'd say Nathan (the whole red screen equals luck running out thing) but he did get stomped twice by Nadine Ross. I've never played the old Tomb Raider games but I know she does some pretty crazy stuff. Poor Joel doesn't stand a chance. But he survived both times. Old Laura would definitely win though. Old Laura is special, she was pretty much trained from childhood for what she does, and has an unbelievable amount of money to boot. There's probably nothing she couldn't take on, even some of the atlanteans were far more threatening than some of the things everyone else faced down. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:978642518] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>AgentCoulson posted... </cite><quote>I'd say Nathan (the whole red screen equals luck running out thing) but he did get stomped twice by Nadine Ross. I've never played the old Tomb Raider games but I know she does some pretty crazy stuff. Poor Joel doesn't stand a chance.</quote>But he survived both times. Old Laura would definitely win though.Old Laura is special, she was pretty much trained from childhood for what she does, and has an unbelievable amount of money to boot. There's probably nothing she couldn't take on, even some of the atlanteans were far more threatening than some of the things everyone else faced down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 02/03/24 11:54:02 PM #21:	lilORANG posted... Assuming they all have guns, it's just a matter of who shoots who first Almost all bullets literally canonically miss Nathan <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:978642534] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite><quote>Assuming they all have guns, it's just a matter of who shoots who first</quote>Almost all bullets literally canonically miss Nathan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Wheelman1 02/04/24 12:01:42 AM #22:	Nathan and his plot armor will crush both of them --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The_Wheelman1 posted [p:978642616] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Nathan and his plot armor will crush both of them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gurifisu 02/04/24 12:04:46 AM #23:	Nathan Drake is a fucking psychopath. Beats some poor man to death in market with a fish and then pops out a zingy one liner then climbs away to do it again in some other country --- Enter the baller zone: http://error1355.com/ce/Gurifisu.html <cite>Gurifisu posted [p:978642651] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Nathan Drake is a fucking psychopath. Beats some poor man to death in market with a fish and then pops out a zingy one liner then climbs away to do it again in some other country </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 02/04/24 12:08:12 AM #24:	New Laura has survived some pretty ridiculous shit too. --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:978642695] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>New Laura has survived some pretty ridiculous shit too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 02/04/24 12:17:28 AM #25:	Gurifisu posted... Nathan Drake is a fucking psychopath. Beats some poor man to death in market with a fish and then pops out a zingy one liner then climbs away to do it again in some other country He's like one of the most prolific mass murderers in history lmao. he kills hundreds of people across the 4 games <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:978642820] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Gurifisu posted... </cite><quote>Nathan Drake is a fucking psychopath. Beats some poor man to death in market with a fish and then pops out a zingy one liner then climbs away to do it again in some other country</quote>He's like one of the most prolific mass murderers in history lmao. he kills hundreds of people across the 4 games</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 02/04/24 12:23:32 AM #26:	Gurifisu posted... Nathan Drake is a fucking psychopath. Beats some poor man to death in market with a fish and then pops out a zingy one liner then climbs away to do it again in some other country It was hilarious in UC4 when he was playing with the dart gun in his attic. Dude was feening to leave home and kill some more people. Killmonger posted... New Laura has survived some pretty ridiculous shit too. Oh definitely. But she gets banged up *alot.* --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:978642888] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>Gurifisu posted... </cite><quote>Nathan Drake is a fucking psychopath. Beats some poor man to death in market with a fish and then pops out a zingy one liner then climbs away to do it again in some other country</quote>It was hilarious in UC4 when he was playing with the dart gun in his attic. Dude was feening to leave home and kill some more people.Killmonger posted... </cite><quote>New Laura has survived some pretty ridiculous shit too.</quote>Oh definitely. But she gets banged up alot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gurifisu 02/04/24 12:24:30 AM #27:	pretzelcoatl posted... He's like one of the most prolific mass murderers in history lmao. he kills hundreds of people across the 4 games Truly. He's the kind of guy that'd brutally drown some henchman in a tub and then be like "who said you could lead a horse to water, but you couldn't make them drink? " Or snap a dudes neck and then make a quip about chiropracty lol --- Enter the baller zone: http://error1355.com/ce/Gurifisu.html <cite>Gurifisu posted [p:978642903] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>pretzelcoatl posted... </cite><quote>He's like one of the most prolific mass murderers in history lmao. he kills hundreds of people across the 4 games</quote>Truly. He's the kind of guy that'd brutally drown some henchman in a tub and then be like "who said you could lead a horse to water, but you couldn't make them drink? " Or snap a dudes neck and then make a quip about chiropracty lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCroft 02/04/24 1:19:35 AM #28:	pretzelcoatl posted... Probably Laura. If we're talking new Tomb Raider, then definitely Nathan Drake. He has an insurmountable amount of luck on his side. Killmonger posted... New Laura has survived some pretty ridiculous shit too. So prey tell me just who the utter hells is "Laura" when she is at home? Holly cow her name is in the topic title and yet you still can't get it right. Oh and I take by your ridiculous comments Cretzel that you have never played Shadow Of The Tomb Raider. I have been playing TR since TR1 and I have never ever seen Lara like the way she was in Shadow. She rips Trinity apart. The battle in the oil fields is one of the most epic battles I have ever done in any game! Lara by the end of Shadow could easily rip apart Original and Legend Lara. I do not know who this Joel is but Lara all versions could easily beat that joke Drake from that Tomb Raider knock-off in Uncharted. Oh and here is a pic with her name on it: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/124ee2ff.jpg See that it is LARA thats L A R A Croft! --- Hi <cite>CassandraCroft posted [p:978643660] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>pretzelcoatl posted... </cite><quote>Probably Laura. If we're talking new Tomb Raider, then definitely Nathan Drake. He has an insurmountable amount of luck on his side.</quote>Killmonger posted... </cite><quote>New Laura has survived some pretty ridiculous shit too.</quote>So prey tell me just who the utter hells is "Laura" when she is at home?Holly cow her name is in the topic title and yet you still can't get it right.Oh and I take by your ridiculous comments Cretzel that you have never played Shadow Of The Tomb Raider. I have been playing TR since TR1 and I have never ever seen Lara like the way she was in Shadow. She rips Trinity apart. The battle in the oil fields is one of the most epic battles I have ever done in any game!Lara by the end of Shadow could easily rip apart Original and Legend Lara. I do not know who this Joel is but Lara all versions could easily beat that joke Drake from that Tomb Raider knock-off in Uncharted.Oh and here is a pic with her name on it:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/124ee2ff.jpgSee that it is LARA thats L A R A Croft! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/04/24 12:30:35 PM #29:	CassandraCroft posted... I do not know who this Joel Player character in the first The Last of Us. Also in the hbo show, the main character <cite>Zikten posted [p:978649201] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>CassandraCroft posted... </cite><quote>I do not know who this Joel</quote>Player character in the first The Last of Us. Also in the hbo show, the main character </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/04/24 12:31:55 PM #30:	ZannoL posted... Pre Lara would beat all. New Lara is dead last. Joel in the lead. Yeah OG Lara would kill them all in cold blood Legends Lara would defeat them all reluctantly. New Lara would just die. Joel would brutalize them both --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:978649223] in Joel vs La... [t:80687223]...</cite> <quote>ZannoL posted... </cite><quote>Pre Lara would beat all.New Lara is dead last. Joel in the lead.</quote>Yeah OG Lara would kill them all in cold bloodLegends Lara would defeat them all reluctantly.New Lara would just die. Joel would brutalize them both </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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