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red_is_ash 11/08/23 10:26:08 PM #1: |
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Irony 11/08/23 10:27:05 PM #2: |
Will I get punished for the crime
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Carljank 11/08/23 10:27:06 PM #3: |
Tempting but I don't want to have to hurt someone in any way shape or form.
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MICHALECOLE 11/08/23 10:27:07 PM #4: |
Do I get the punishment for doing the crime? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 11/08/23 10:27:31 PM #5: |
We need a random crime generator that pulls a random crime from the entire US criminal code so we can know what happens
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Carljank 11/08/23 10:28:23 PM #6: |
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
We need a random crime generator that pulls a random crime from the entire US criminal code so we can know what happenshttps://perchance.org/j82meg5oiq I got "Mailing Threatening Communications" --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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red_is_ash 11/08/23 10:29:14 PM #7: |
Irony posted...
Will I get punished for the crimeno --- The world is a vampire. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 11/08/23 10:31:36 PM #8: |
Carljank posted... https://perchance.org/j82meg5oiqI got use of weapons of mass destruction not sure if any amount of money is worth that can I nuke space? Preferably above the Starlink satellite layer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Carljank 11/08/23 10:32:12 PM #9: |
Rika_Furude posted...
I got use of weapons of mass destructionLOL you are done for --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 11/08/23 10:32:13 PM #10: |
I got motor vehicle theft.... And 100 billion dollars. Nice. I'll buy my victim a Lambo
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Irony 11/08/23 10:33:05 PM #11: |
red_is_ash posted...
noSign me up buddy --- See profile pic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 11/08/23 10:33:16 PM #12: |
"Subornation of Perjury"
So I did what Trump has done/tried to do in every trial related to him. Trying to get others to perjure. Not too bad. Pretty easy to live with. --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 11/08/23 10:33:58 PM #13: |
Rika_Furude posted...
I got use of weapons of mass destruction Damn hope you don't live in the USA cuz we are gonna get nuked because of you if so. --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 11/08/23 10:33:59 PM #14: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5757e18d.jpg
Fuck idk how to do that????? Edit: ohhh I already know how to do that. I'll use my brother's passport to buy alcohol. Ez pz. --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Nancy Drew: Secret of the Scarlet Hand, DMC 3:SE Ubisoft port (Modded), Ratchet and Clank 2002 and 2016 Remake He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarthGoomba 11/08/23 10:34:02 PM #15: |
Carljank posted...
https://perchance.org/j82meg5oiq Prostitution >_> --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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unclekoolaid73 11/08/23 10:34:10 PM #16: |
Transportation of Stolen Vehicles I've done worse. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 11/08/23 10:34:11 PM #17: |
Copyright Matters
I get paid to be a hero --- See profile pic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xatrion 11/08/23 10:34:23 PM #18: |
Torture. Just straight up torture. Can I torture people by going into a public place and singing loudly and horribly?
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kirbymuncher 11/08/23 10:35:16 PM #19: |
said yes, rolled the site and got trespassing
I think I got off about as easy as possible, I can do that in like 2 minutes and it will inconvenience essentially no one --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 11/08/23 10:35:18 PM #20: |
Xatrion posted...
Torture. Just straight up torture. Can I torture people by going into a public place and singing loudly and horribly?No you have to shock their testicles --- See profile pic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bugmeat 11/08/23 10:35:26 PM #21: |
Carljank posted...
https://perchance.org/j82meg5oiq Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer is what it gave me. Not bad really. Easy to pull off and assault is such a wide scope that it can be done without having to actually hurt anyone. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anony1125 11/08/23 10:36:24 PM #22: |
Yes.
Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S. Uhhh, I think I can handle this on my conscience. --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bnui_ransder 11/08/23 10:36:47 PM #23: |
red_is_ash posted...
You do not get punished for the crimeFuck it, I'll do it --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 11/08/23 10:36:50 PM #24: |
Xatrion posted...
Torture. Just straight up torture. Can I torture people by going into a public place and singing loudly and horribly? If you did it to a known pedophile the jury/judge would go easy on you or refuse to find you guilty probably <_< Edit: Oh right no punishment. Alternately play baby shark loudly 24/7 at your neighbor. --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 11/08/23 10:38:49 PM #25: |
I got coercion
Would say no regardless. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 11/08/23 10:39:05 PM #26: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7ce47086.jpg shit Ive done that already ... Copied to Clipboard!
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unclekoolaid73 11/08/23 10:40:27 PM #27: |
kirbymuncher posted... said yes, rolled the site and got trespassingBro you can get straight up murdered for trespassing in some places. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PballDepot 11/08/23 10:40:56 PM #28: |
Crimes on Indian Reservations
funny enough I've done this one before, involved getting drunk at a dry indian casino in which they just let us go, nice people --- https://youtu.be/Nysb-m49Ol0?si=qo6rSvX3qdRngnMV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 11/08/23 10:41:38 PM #29: |
Carljank posted...
https://perchance.org/j82meg5oiqhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5cf9fc80.jpg Bestow billions unto me, comrade. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 11/08/23 10:41:43 PM #30: |
I got forcible rape.
Don't know how that's different from normal rape. --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ANort175 11/08/23 10:44:55 PM #31: |
Tampering with consumer products, so like going into a store and messing with something without buying it? Sounds super easy and low risk.
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FlyEaglesFly24 11/08/23 10:45:33 PM #32: |
Cant do it. Have no problem Jaywalking or going 50 in 40mph zone, but having to live with a DUI or murder or some other crime that would drive my conscience crazy just for the money, cant do it.
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MabusIncarnate 11/08/23 10:47:05 PM #33: |
I was gonna say no. Then I got "Financial transactions with a foreign government" and figure any government can forgive and forget for a cool billion.
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Tyranthraxus 11/08/23 10:47:36 PM #34: |
Well at least we know how I got my $100 billion
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Dragon239 11/08/23 10:53:24 PM #35: |
Yeah, ok.
"Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer" Assaulting, ok. A little risky, but doable. --- http://i.imgur.com/nkZgO.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kirbymuncher 11/08/23 10:53:50 PM #36: |
unclekoolaid73 posted...
Bro you can get straight up murdered for trespassing in some places.well first of all I live in a civilized country so that's a lot less likely than if I was in the USA but a more obvious reason is that it's currently 11pm, I could climb the fence into my neighbour's yard and sit there on the ground for a few minutes and then climb back out and chances are no one would ever even know --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anteaterking 11/08/23 10:54:37 PM #37: |
How does it work if I get something that I'm not capable of doing? Like not as a moral thing but like...what if I get a crime that logistically I am unable to commit (say, something only a CEO would be guilty of)
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GZAgenius 11/08/23 10:55:59 PM #38: |
Transportation into state prohibiting sale?
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Glob 11/08/23 10:56:50 PM #39: |
What if I am not capable of doing the crime? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rideshort 11/08/23 10:58:31 PM #40: |
I don't think sabotage by US law standards is worth it.
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Jiek_Fafn 11/08/23 10:59:14 PM #41: |
"Criminal infringement of Copyright"
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Glob 11/08/23 11:03:19 PM #42: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/dc0ef988.jpg Oh dear. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 11/08/23 11:04:55 PM #43: |
100 billions is a lot, you can pay people to escape the punishment.
Didn't realize there's a generator. Got "Advocating Overthrow of Government". So what i already did but I got 100 billions as a bonus? Sweet! --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 11/08/23 11:05:46 PM #44: |
The first crime I got was "serial murders". Don't know how to proceed from there.
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BunkerBoy 11/08/23 11:07:49 PM #45: |
I don't really understand how this is a crime? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/87625ef2.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 11/08/23 11:10:22 PM #46: |
With so many crimes in the book, I would take my chances on it not being something that would hurt someone else that bad. If it does, I take my I go out like a champ. At least I can get money by risking my life. I mean I don't have kids or a wife so not many people would miss me anyway .
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bigtiggie23 11/08/23 11:13:30 PM #47: |
Even with that money could you live with yourself if the crime was something like child abuse?
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Mechu 11/08/23 11:14:32 PM #48: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8fca5c97.jpg
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BewmHedshot 11/08/23 11:15:56 PM #49: |
Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer I'm all about it, I'll conspire to fuck with Rafael 'Ted' Cruz twice for 100 billion. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KitKats 11/08/23 11:18:21 PM #50: |
The random generator said importation of drugs
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