Current Events > $30,000 untaxed, but you have to spend a weekend in an American prison

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Just_a_loser 10/12/23 5:02:24 AM #1:	Which - Results (44 votes) Take it 65.91% (29 votes) 29 Leave it 34.09% (15 votes) 15 You have to do something for some quick cash, but you are guaranteed to be caught. It's only serious enough to land you in prison over a weekend (Friday night until Monday morning). If you pick yes you will be offered protection from dangerous inmates, but for that protection you will be a massive dude named Bubba's bitch during your stay. When its over you will have your criminal record wiped as if it never happened (at least for this particular crime and prison stay, any previous sticks). What do --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:976611447] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote> Which - Results (44 votes) Take it 65.91% (29 votes) 29 Leave it 34.09% (15 votes) 15 Show Voting Form You have to do something for some quick cash, but you are guaranteed to be caught.It's only serious enough to land you in prison over a weekend (Friday night until Monday morning). If you pick yes you will be offered protection from dangerous inmates, but for that protection you will be a massive dude named Bubba's bitch during your stay.When its over you will have your criminal record wiped as if it never happened (at least for this particular crime and prison stay, any previous sticks).What do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 10/12/23 5:03:16 AM #2:	Just_a_loser posted... you will be a massive dude named Bubba's bitch during your stay Is he good looking --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:976611451] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Just_a_loser posted... </cite><quote>you will be a massive dude named Bubba's bitch during your stay</quote>Is he good looking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Just_a_loser 10/12/23 5:07:47 AM #3:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/0/AAMcPJAAE7Nw.jpg --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:976611482] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/0/AAMcPJAAE7Nw.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 10/12/23 5:09:05 AM #4:	This topic was created to cut me off at the knees wasnt it? >_> No deal this time around. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976611491] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>This topic was created to cut me off at the knees wasnt it? >_>No deal this time around. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Just_a_loser 10/12/23 5:12:57 AM #5:	https://youtu.be/WNTffi5Lg5k?feature=shared --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:976611509] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/WNTffi5Lg5k?feature=shared </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starrky 10/12/23 5:16:03 AM #6:	Can we decline Bubba's protection? Easy take if so. --- Official Topic Killer <cite>Starrky posted [p:976611521] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Can we decline Bubba's protection? Easy take if so. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 10/12/23 5:30:23 AM #7:	I said no to the jail and Ill still so no to this. Interesting that you made it an American prison though. That would give me better odds of not getting fucked up but I still wouldnt want to chance it. <cite>Glob posted [p:976611603] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>I said no to the jail and Ill still so no to this. Interesting that you made it an American prison though. That would give me better odds of not getting fucked up but I still wouldnt want to chance it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zwijn 10/12/23 5:31:54 AM #8:	So I get money and a good time? Nice. <cite>Zwijn posted [p:976611609] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>So I get money and a good time? Nice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 10/12/23 5:34:19 AM #9:	Glob posted... I said no to the jail and Ill still so no to this. Interesting that you made it an American prison though. That would give me better odds of not getting fucked up but I still wouldnt want to chance it. Better odds than a prison in South America or Africa maybe. Not so much compared to other developed countries. The US is infamous for its high incarceration rate, ridiculously long sentences and poor prison conditions. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976611620] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Glob posted... </cite><quote>I said no to the jail and Ill still so no to this. Interesting that you made it an American prison though. That would give me better odds of not getting fucked up but I still wouldnt want to chance it.</quote>Better odds than a prison in South America or Africa maybe. Not so much compared to other developed countries. The US is infamous for its high incarceration rate, ridiculously long sentences and poor prison conditions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 10/12/23 5:36:37 AM #10:	Dark_Arbron posted... Better odds than a prison in South America or Africa maybe. Not so much compared to other developed countries. The US is infamous for its high incarceration rate, ridiculously long sentences and poor prison conditions. Oh, dont get me wrong, the US prison system is fucked. But if I had to choose between being a prisoner in the US or Vietnam, which is where I live, Id take the US. <cite>Glob posted [p:976611632] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Dark_Arbron posted... </cite><quote>Better odds than a prison in South America or Africa maybe. Not so much compared to other developed countries. The US is infamous for its high incarceration rate, ridiculously long sentences and poor prison conditions.</quote>Oh, dont get me wrong, the US prison system is fucked. But if I had to choose between being a prisoner in the US or Vietnam, which is where I live, Id take the US.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DisgracefulSins 10/12/23 5:37:51 AM #11:	I remember in GTA4, Niko said that the whole prison rape thing is more of an American phenomenon. Wonder how true that is. --- If you want something done right, do it yourself. So note to self: Do more myself. <cite>DisgracefulSins posted [p:976611639] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>I remember in GTA4, Niko said that the whole prison rape thing is more of an American phenomenon. Wonder how true that is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 10/12/23 5:39:17 AM #12:	Glob posted... Oh, dont get me wrong, the US prison system is fucked. But if I had to choose between being a prisoner in the US or Vietnam, which is where I live, Id take the US. Fair. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976611645] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Glob posted... </cite><quote>Oh, dont get me wrong, the US prison system is fucked. But if I had to choose between being a prisoner in the US or Vietnam, which is where I live, Id take the US.</quote>Fair. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 10/12/23 5:40:23 AM #13:	DisgracefulSins posted... I remember in GTA4, Niko said that the whole prison rape thing is more of an American phenomenon. Wonder how true that is. Its disgusting how people still treat it as a joke too. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976611654] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>DisgracefulSins posted... </cite><quote>I remember in GTA4, Niko said that the whole prison rape thing is more of an American phenomenon. Wonder how true that is.</quote>Its disgusting how people still treat it as a joke too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 10/12/23 5:41:26 AM #14:	DisgracefulSins posted... I remember in GTA4, Niko said that the whole prison rape thing is more of an American phenomenon. Wonder how true that is. Dark_Arbron posted... Its disgusting how people still treat it as a joke too. I was going to say that I think its less that the rape is an American thing and more the culture around joking about it is an American thing. <cite>Glob posted [p:976611661] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>DisgracefulSins posted... </cite><quote>I remember in GTA4, Niko said that the whole prison rape thing is more of an American phenomenon. Wonder how true that is.</quote>Dark_Arbron posted... </cite><quote>Its disgusting how people still treat it as a joke too.</quote>I was going to say that I think its less that the rape is an American thing and more the culture around joking about it is an American thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DisgracefulSins 10/12/23 5:46:22 AM #15:	Probably mostly by the conservative side that sparks it. They think "criminals" deserve everything that comes to them, until they are the ones subjected to it. --- If you want something done right, do it yourself. So note to self: Do more myself. <cite>DisgracefulSins posted [p:976611682] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Probably mostly by the conservative side that sparks it. They think "criminals" deserve everything that comes to them, until they are the ones subjected to it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_Arbron 10/12/23 5:52:32 AM #17:	DisgracefulSins posted... Probably mostly by the conservative side that sparks it. They think "criminals" deserve everything that comes to them, until they are the ones subjected to it. I dont think its necessarily political. The majority of people seem to have a misguided understanding of crime and the justice system, and the media absolutely feeds into that. Not to mention the Overton window makes certain crime very difficult to talk about without people letting their emotions run high and dishonestly accusing you of sticking up for monsters. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976611711] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>DisgracefulSins posted... </cite><quote>Probably mostly by the conservative side that sparks it. They think "criminals" deserve everything that comes to them, until they are the ones subjected to it.</quote>I dont think its necessarily political. The majority of people seem to have a misguided understanding of crime and the justice system, and the media absolutely feeds into that.Not to mention the Overton window makes certain crime very difficult to talk about without people letting their emotions run high and dishonestly accusing you of sticking up for monsters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks 10/12/23 5:57:19 AM #18:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] its an American phenomenon. I'm convinced the public thinks everyone gets raped in prison when that's far from true --- yes <cite>Akagami_Shanks posted [p:976611733] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> its an American phenomenon. I'm convinced the public thinks everyone gets raped in prison when that's far from true </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
projectpat72988 10/12/23 5:58:41 AM #19:	I think I can manage 2 days in prison for 30 grand. Easy, just don't accept the protection. <cite>projectpat72988 posted [p:976611740] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>I think I can manage 2 days in prison for 30 grand. Easy, just don't accept the protection. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 10/12/23 6:31:01 AM #20:	Would do once a month. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:976611950] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Would do once a month. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/12/23 6:33:11 AM #21:	What the least konfrontational way to get thrown in solitary konfinement? 2 or 3 days of that sounds piss easy. --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:976611966] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>What the least konfrontational way to get thrown in solitary konfinement? 2 or 3 days of that sounds piss easy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 10/12/23 6:43:22 AM #22:	DisgracefulSins posted... I remember in GTA4, Niko said that the whole prison rape thing is more of an American phenomenon. Wonder how true that is. I knew a guy dat had prison experience, and he said rape is not nearly as common as media makes it out to be. --- Unless you're Miles Davis, there is some other brotha' smoother than you. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:976612033] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>DisgracefulSins posted... </cite><quote>I remember in GTA4, Niko said that the whole prison rape thing is more of an American phenomenon. Wonder how true that is.</quote>I knew a guy dat had prison experience, and he said rape is not nearly as common as media makes it out to be. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 10/12/23 6:49:30 AM #23:	The_Korey posted... What the least konfrontational way to get thrown in solitary konfinement? 2 or 3 days of that sounds piss easy. Politely inform one of the guards youre suicidal. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976612091] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite><quote>What the least konfrontational way to get thrown in solitary konfinement? 2 or 3 days of that sounds piss easy.</quote>Politely inform one of the guards youre suicidal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
projectpat72988 10/12/23 6:57:14 AM #24:	mustachedmystic posted... I knew a guy dat had prison experience, and he said rape is not nearly as common as media makes it out to be. Booty was more important than....drinkin water mayn. <cite>projectpat72988 posted [p:976612144] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>I knew a guy dat had prison experience, and he said rape is not nearly as common as media makes it out to be.</quote>Booty was more important than....drinkin water mayn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/12/23 6:57:28 AM #25:	30k and free butsecks, Im listening --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:976612146] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>30k and free butsecks, Im listening </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DisgracefulSins 10/12/23 7:03:53 AM #27:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Well of course, they're comedies. --- If you want something done right, do it yourself. So note to self: Do more myself. <cite>DisgracefulSins posted [p:976612199] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Well of course, they're comedies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 10/12/23 7:04:01 AM #28:	mustachedmystic posted... I knew a guy dat had prison experience, and he said rape is not nearly as common as media makes it out to be. I know a few as well, one of which has spent time in both US and Australian prisons. Hes my primary source of information about rape/murder frequency and the superior quality of Australian prisons compared to US ones. Prison shankings usually happen to either people who were in the news or over drug debts. If youre some small time nobody going in there for a year or two (meaning you wont even go to a long term prison where the murderers tend to be), and you know how to behave, youre not going to get beaten or stabbed. People in short term prisons know theyre coming up for parole, and tend not to want to fuck that up. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976612201] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>I knew a guy dat had prison experience, and he said rape is not nearly as common as media makes it out to be.</quote>I know a few as well, one of which has spent time in both US and Australian prisons. Hes my primary source of information about rape/murder frequency and the superior quality of Australian prisons compared to US ones.Prison shankings usually happen to either people who were in the news or over drug debts. If youre some small time nobody going in there for a year or two (meaning you wont even go to a long term prison where the murderers tend to be), and you know how to behave, youre not going to get beaten or stabbed.People in short term prisons know theyre coming up for parole, and tend not to want to fuck that up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 10/12/23 7:14:45 AM #29:	I work in a prison so I have inside knowledge Just a weekend? Fuck I wouldn't even need to pimp my ass out for protection. Just keep my head down read a book and be done with it. But for real if I had to stay a longer time being a bi guy I'd definitely become someone's bitch in exchange for protection. I can hold my own in a fight but I've never been in one where I actually felt my life was in danger. Worst I've had is my ass beat and they walk away. These mother fucksrs in prison will stab you over stupid shit. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:976612289] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>I work in a prison so I have inside knowledge Just a weekend? Fuck I wouldn't even need to pimp my ass out for protection. Just keep my head down read a book and be done with it. But for real if I had to stay a longer time being a bi guy I'd definitely become someone's bitch in exchange for protection. I can hold my own in a fight but I've never been in one where I actually felt my life was in danger. Worst I've had is my ass beat and they walk away. These mother fucksrs in prison will stab you over stupid shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Akagami_Shanks 10/12/23 7:19:39 AM #31:	yeah prison/jail isn't the violent hellhole people imagine it to be, a lot of it is just dudes in the wrong place at the wrong time, just waiting to get parole'd out. I regularly see inmates every day and very few of them say they've been attacked. Most people will be fine for the weekend. Hell we took a 72 year old woman to jail, she's doing 30 days and she looks fine --- yes <cite>Akagami_Shanks posted [p:976612332] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>yeah prison/jail isn't the violent hellhole people imagine it to be, a lot of it is just dudes in the wrong place at the wrong time, just waiting to get parole'd out. I regularly see inmates every day and very few of them say they've been attacked. Most people will be fine for the weekend. Hell we took a 72 year old woman to jail, she's doing 30 days and she looks fine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 10/12/23 7:22:51 AM #32:	mustachedmystic posted... I knew a guy dat had prison experience, and he said rape is not nearly as common as media makes it out to be. It's not but it does happen. They want a easy target. And it's prison you don't get a lot of soft people in prison. But I know a couple that's been raped in mine simply cause they look effeminate and they don't act tough. One ended up willingly becoming someone's bitch cause he at least got along with him. Knew another that got raped. He was a tougher acting dude. Don't know all the details but I know it involved drugs so I guess he had a debt he couldn't pay --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:976612361] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>I knew a guy dat had prison experience, and he said rape is not nearly as common as media makes it out to be.</quote>It's not but it does happen. They want a easy target. And it's prison you don't get a lot of soft people in prison. But I know a couple that's been raped in mine simply cause they look effeminate and they don't act tough. One ended up willingly becoming someone's bitch cause he at least got along with him.Knew another that got raped. He was a tougher acting dude. Don't know all the details but I know it involved drugs so I guess he had a debt he couldn't pay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 10/12/23 7:22:57 AM #33:	Akagami_Shanks posted... yeah prison/jail isn't the violent hellhole people imagine it to be, a lot of it is just dudes in the wrong place at the wrong time, just waiting to get parole'd out. I regularly see inmates every day and very few of them say they've been attacked. Most people will be fine for the weekend. Hell we took a 72 year old woman to jail, she's doing 30 days and she looks fine I mean, something approaching 45-50% of inmates are there for drug use if I recall. That already destroys the myth that prisons are full of murderers and rapists! Coupled with the fact that prisons are infamously overcrowded, seems like theres a pretty obvious solution here --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976612363] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Akagami_Shanks posted... </cite><quote>yeah prison/jail isn't the violent hellhole people imagine it to be, a lot of it is just dudes in the wrong place at the wrong time, just waiting to get parole'd out. I regularly see inmates every day and very few of them say they've been attacked. Most people will be fine for the weekend. Hell we took a 72 year old woman to jail, she's doing 30 days and she looks fine</quote>I mean, something approaching 45-50% of inmates are there for drug use if I recall. That already destroys the myth that prisons are full of murderers and rapists!Coupled with the fact that prisons are infamously overcrowded, seems like theres a pretty obvious solution here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 10/12/23 7:25:32 AM #34:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] No, they're properly rated --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:976612385] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> No, they're properly rated </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 10/12/23 1:35:16 PM #36:	Dark_Arbron posted... Politely inform one of the guards youre suicidal. Oh fuck yeah. Ricemills posted... Would do once a month. --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:976617642] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Dark_Arbron posted... </cite><quote>Politely inform one of the guards youre suicidal.</quote>Oh fuck yeah.Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>Would do once a month.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faizan_faizan 10/12/23 1:44:45 PM #37:	Glob posted... That would give me better odds of not getting fucked up but I still wouldnt want to chance it. What makes you say that? People really underestimate how bad prisons can get. --- Allergic to bull****. <cite>faizan_faizan posted [p:976617805] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>Glob posted... </cite><quote>That would give me better odds of not getting fucked up but I still wouldnt want to chance it.</quote>What makes you say that? People really underestimate how bad prisons can get. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Just_a_loser 10/12/23 6:18:45 PM #38:	https://youtu.be/XnhbSvOffwA?feature=shared --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:976622649] in $30,000 un... [t:80591414]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/XnhbSvOffwA?feature=shared </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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