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-Unowninator-
10/07/23 10:55:45 PM
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Yuck! Papa, you're stinky! Go shower now, stinky!
Pokemon DPPt and the remakes.

Yes, I see you. And no, I don't care.
Portal 2.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
Also Portal 2.

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bigtiggie23
10/07/23 11:03:05 PM
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Wanna know what I wear under this kilt? Your girlfriend's lipstick!"

Roddy Piper, Saint's Row 4

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LordOfTheCats
10/07/23 11:04:33 PM
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Floor ice cream gives you health!
Kid Icarus: Uprising
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sabin017
10/07/23 11:12:18 PM
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Twenty-three is number one!

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bigtiggie23
10/07/23 11:14:30 PM
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You little hoochies!

The final boss of Lufia 2.

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ViewtifulJoe
10/07/23 11:25:44 PM
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"You will give me an egg."

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Tom_Joad
10/07/23 11:30:37 PM
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All Your Base Are Belong to Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

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Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
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sfcalimari
10/07/23 11:38:20 PM
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Sodom from I think Street Fighter Alpha 2 or 3

Boku wa itchy bun desu!! (I am the best!!)"

"I am the inspiration of all game fans! No... Really I AM!!"

"Kick on see mat show! (We are good friends!)"

"Meet saw, show you? (How do you want it?)"

"My moves are quite special, aren't they?"

"No, you've got it all wrong; I don't hate you! I like you!!!"

"Oretachi wa mutt achy da! (We are dogs in pain!)"

"Please don't thank me. In fact, 'Don't touch my moustache!'"

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FlyEaglesFly24
10/07/23 11:42:53 PM
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You big stupid jellyfish!

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masterpug53
10/07/23 11:51:11 PM
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"We're back with Best Friend Tabitha, who was just telling us why humans should STAY THE HELL AWAAAY...err, keep their distance...from the State of Utobitha."

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mercurydude
10/07/23 11:57:25 PM
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"You are all traitors to the empire. You will be interrogated, tortured---you WILL give me the names of your friends and allies---andthenyouwilldie." - Palpatine, The Force Unleashed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLfPP_gYeOw

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bigtiggie23
10/08/23 1:01:27 AM
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I always liked the way Faris said "Would you want to be the only woman on a ship full of pirates?" in FF5.

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VFalcone
10/08/23 2:09:30 AM
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Cortana: "You look nice!"

Master Chief and Johnson in unison: "Thanks/Thank you!"
*They briefly stare each other down*

Halo 2
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bigtiggie23
10/08/23 2:10:19 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It's right before you beat him I believe. It's quick too so if you are hitting buttons you could miss it.

https://images.app.goo.gl/auz1w6FoVLpWgFN27

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mercurydude
10/08/23 2:14:26 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/3/AAC89BAAE6W9.jpg

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-Unowninator-
10/08/23 6:24:13 AM
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Anyone remember what game this is from?

Warning! Don't swim in the lava. (Duh)

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Tora_Sami
10/08/23 6:34:40 AM
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https://youtu.be/3llBqByNOUk?si=-x-jSHKBCD9zNpug

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Shotgunnova
10/08/23 6:49:28 AM
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Dorian: What would you say Blackwall's best feature is, Vivienne?
Vivienne: His absence, of course.
Blackwall: I can hear both of you.

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Foppe
10/08/23 7:43:28 AM
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Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!

-Cid FF7

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