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Doe posted...

The dad dramatically turned away from his daughter after learning she has XY chromosomes. Bizarre episode

House's morphine shot was a placebo, his pain is psychological

oh yeah that was a weird episode lol
i think she also flashed House if i remember correctly

House sabotaged Wilson's chance at getting an apartment so he can keep eating Wilson's food. And they called the husband murderer a sociopath

And now Wilson learned what House did

Their friendship is gonna snap

House still has the rat and named it Steve

House's cane broke after Wilson filed halfway through it

Wilson knows something's weird because House folded with double aces

Makes a lot of sense that House has a 10 in Luck

Wilson stole the pocket aces to win the tournament

This show does love "some random story/patient happens and someone says something silly which gives House an epiphany"

House made this girl have a colonoscopy without sedation

"Relax ur anus"

Okay now House intentionally put out the patient before she could confess she wanted to leave her liver donor. Definitely crossed over from ethical dilemma to ethical treachery

House was so good. I would rewatch it all if I had more time to waste

Lvaneede posted...

if I had more time to waste

>_>

Psycho Foreman: "We're not friends, we're colleagues. And I don't have anything to apologize for."

Remember when Chase was the heel of the group during the big bad Director arc and now he's absolutely loyal to House.

Like, Foreman has his hate for House's methods and his weird control complex and treatment of his coworkers. Cameron has her Housesexual issues and her commitments to ethics and kindness to a fault. Chase just doesn't get the same focus as these characters. He's gotten basically two big episodes and they were both about his dad in some way.

In this episode a (scam?) faith healer is the patient

House is coming off like a super fedora tipper but he's totally right to dislike "faith healers". Given the episode is titled House vs God I'm worried this episode will try to humble him down since this is an Americsn show from 2004

Wilson name drops Oxycodone. Wonder if he hands them out like candy, blissfully unaware?

"If you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional."

The show gets gooder when House converts

So have you put together that House and Wilson are medical expies for Holmes and Watson?

My god

"That's not fair, we were having fun! It's hard to keep sniping rationally when you throw a bomb like [God told me] in there."

Oh, the "we have to cut your brain tumor out which will remove your """auditory hallucinations""" (religiousness)". They did this in Star Trek

Chase screws up keeping the patients apart. See Chase just feels kinda inconsistent, he should be totally on board with this and Cameron annoyed.

Well it turned out Chase was keeping the scoreboard so maybe it makes more sense that he was interested in watching that play out

It's always cool watching a doctor look for radiation

Oh my God Wilson is the boyfriend YIIIIIIIKES

"You eat neediness"

"Lucky for you"

"You're a functional vampire. Sure you're heroic, useful to society, but only because it FEEDS you! You don't just have a fetish for needy for people, you MARRY them!"

"Wild virus that goes after cancer"

Cool concept

"It's still possible to believe in something and fail to live up to it." - aptly put by Wilson

"House, you are... as God made you."

House 3 || God 3 -- Tie goes to the mortal

That was a great episode, exceeded my expectations.

House sent the black man to search the cop's home?

"The fact that I've grown bored of your insanity proves nothing."

House just fired a fucking gun into a morgue corpse without giving his lackeys.

This IS fucking insane. Then he fired on the MRI which ripped the bullet pieces out of the head and destroyed the machine for two weeks. This is absolutely the worst thing he's ever done.

And now Foreman is turning into The Joker.

Now Cameron wants Foreman back on the case? She's got her own insanity.

House biopsy'd Foreman's brain without permission

A character TC hasn't met yet has one of the funniest one-liners in all of television and the show just treats it like a quip between coworkers, nobody even smiles.

House is using Steve as a lab rat :(

House is shilling a concurrent 2004 Drama called The L Word

"I'm telling you, I'm gonna drop the n-bomb if I have too"

DarthDemented posted...

So have you put together that House and Wilson are medical expies for Holmes and Watson?

It is shown that the address of House's home is 221 apartment B, which is close to Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson home address of 221B Baker Street.

very cool

I hadn't heard before that House's ex wife was a core player in the show so I'm hoping this stops being a thing fairly quickly. I don't mind soapy elements in shows, but this is a little much.

Arceus?

"You're designing a kid, a LOSER kid! He's already getting beaten up at recess."

Looks like Foreman is back to arguing this episode

House & Wilson are so cool together. Really enjoy the Sherlock parallel easter eggs now that I know

Cameron: "We can't ask the patient to talk! She's intubated."

House and Chase stare stone-faced

Cut to scene of House rousing patient

House lied to the girl about the paternity test being positive. House gets weird about kids sometimes

Fun fact: Chase's first name is Robert despite him not looking like a Robert.

Wilson also looks like a first name Wilson but his name is James iirc. Didn't realize Foreman is named Eric until a couple episodes ago. Literally don't know what Cameron's first name is (don't tell me)

It'd be weird to be in a profession where everyone is on a last name basis. I did an internship on the corporate side of orthopedics, and you call everyone by their first name however far above you they may be. Well maybe that's a dramatized part of the show though

I remember House's Ex wife also calls him Wilson even though they're not colleges and I thought that was weird.

Doe posted...

Wilson also looks like a first name Wilson but his name is James iirc. Didn't realize Foreman is named Eric until a couple episodes ago. Literally don't know what Cameron's first name is (don't tell me)

It'd be weird to be in a profession where everyone is on a last name basis. I did an internship on the corporate side of orthopedics, and you call everyone by their first name however far above you they may be. Well maybe that's a dramatized part of the show though

I was in the military and everyone goes by last name or nick name. Honestly I went so long without hearing my first name that when I first got home and someone called my house and asked for me by my first name I told them they had the wrong number and hung up. It wasn't until after I hung up I realized my mistake.

oh wow i didnt know his name was Robert

thanks for the fun fact

House got shot

Wilson on da treadmill

Who shot House?

Who shot Mr. Burns?

Doe posted...

House got shot

Yesssss. You finally made it here.

Wait House is making Chase and Wilson clock in his rehab exercise hours for him. I get Chase but I can't believe Wilson would put up with that

Well. House is hallucinating so maybe he didn't

No way are they actually letting House operate this machine

Cameron navel

Doe posted...

I get Chase but I can't believe Wilson would put up with that

Wilson is high key one of House's biggest enablers and I love him for it.

"I want ketamine" - Gregory House