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lol, I was literally just thinking about this episode on my way to work this morning. Was wondering what season it was in and when you'd get to it.

S3 E16: Top Secret

Opens to footage of American soldiers' vehicle getting destroyed and the POV solider losing their leg. That soldier? Doctor House. Pretty cool sequence, I guess walking around the same hospital let's you save up some budget now and then.

House recognizes the patient from his dream, but it's unclear if he's telling the truth when he says he's never met him.

Wilson brings up House's dad. House gets quiet and Wilson gets weirdly agitated about his quietness. In One Person One Room we learned House was physically abused by his father.

Chase is redpilled on the Iraq war

Cameron: let's have sex in the sleep study room

House got some kind of kidney stone or maybe an adverse reaction to the vicodin

Foreman finds the lovers' abandoned white coats

Foreman: "House'd do Wilson before [Cameron] did Chase sober"

Wilson is left-handed. So cool

House should do the thing he did at the end of season 1 and directly extract the urine from his bladder with a syringe. Who needs a catheter

House has insomnia. Feel for the dude

No... he was a sleep all along and dreamed the answer. At the cost of pissing himself

Adding to his Stand abilities, House has limited pre-cognition now.

House remembered the patient because he made out with Cuddy once

House and Cuddy fucked once?

House walks in on Cameron and Chase for fun as Superfly plays

LOL I just saw that episode recently, the chase cameron sneaking around phase was particularly awkward even as those things go.

S3 E17: Fetal Position

Begins with a rock star photograph session, a little confusing if the guy is literally supposed to be from All-American Rejects or what. But the actual patient is his pregnant photographer.

"Why would you go to Galapagos? To relax?"
"Visiting family. My uncle's a giant turtle." OK House

"Aren't those catfish critically endangered?"
"That's why it's my last chance to catch one."

S3 House really likes references to antisemitism

House told Cuddy that Chase and Cameron are fucking. Rude!

House has sealed himself in a oxygen pressure chamber to strengthen his capillaries for Argentina

The patient's superpower is to take really candid pictures of people

"Even fetuses lie!"

"Somebody has to be Cuddy's Cuddy." It's Wilson. Except he accidentally teaches her to kill the patient harder. But it worked.

The fetus reaches out and grabs House's hand. Weird af

Was it Lupis?

S3: E18 Airborne

Lesbian hooker!

"Give her 20mg of antihistamine it might save her life. Because if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her."

House sent Cuddy to economy seats. What a fucking dick!

Chase: "I can't fuck while the cat is watching"

Okay this is really funny. To simulate his differential team he finds an Australian boy on the plane and tells him to agree with him no matter what House says

Steak and sea bass. Is that an Airplane reference

House intentionally causes a panic aboard a plane to separate the potentially infected people from the rest

Wilson: it's breast cancer! (Shit oncologists say)

House stimulates mass hysteria to prove mass hysteria

When House is absent, Chase gets to do the brainblast. I knew the cats full bowl was weird

Foreman about to drill into the skull

House is just now checking the wallet? He's always all about patient histories

Chase: I want more.
Cameron: I know. I just thought you'd take the hint and pretend you never said that. It was fun. That's it.

Cuddy was wrong, Chase was the one hurt...