Current Events > Would you take $10 million or the chance to wait at this table?

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LightningAce11
10/06/23 2:37:49 AM
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https://twitter.com/e_cdalton/status/1663995152636203008

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BroodRyu
10/06/23 2:42:19 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80584728
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pauIie
10/06/23 2:43:32 AM
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that's not supposed to be lincoln is it

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creativerealms
10/06/23 2:46:48 AM
#4:


I would take the ten million and get far far away from that demon infested table.

On and poor abe having Ben Shapiro yapping his ear off. I bet he wishes he was back in the grave.

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Philip027
10/06/23 2:47:46 AM
#5:


What does it even mean to "wait" this table? What would I be getting out of it?
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creativerealms
10/06/23 2:48:44 AM
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Philip027 posted...
What does it even mean to "wait" this table? What would I be getting out of it?
Not tips that's for sure. I'm sure all of them are terrible tippers.

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Glob
10/06/23 2:51:29 AM
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Ive waited on rich people before. Im not sure what the benefit is supposed to be. Id take the money, as would anybody else with a brain in their head.
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SiO4
10/06/23 2:54:57 AM
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Glob posted...
Ive waited on rich people before. Im not sure what the benefit is supposed to be. Id take the money, as would anybody else with a brain in their head.


Same, but I learned early, with money does not come class.

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ForsakenHermit
10/06/23 3:04:51 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCFUGCOLLU&pp=ygUWdGFrZSB0aGUgbW9uZXkgYW5kIHJ1bg%3D%3D

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Torgo
10/06/23 3:17:55 AM
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If I had to wait that table, I would immediately quit.

Because I would probably be fired anyway for spitting in their food.

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squall567
10/06/23 3:21:52 AM
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Do I get to bring a gun to that table I'm serving?
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Glob
10/06/23 3:58:59 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Same, but I learned early, with money does not come class.

Of course it doesnt.
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The_Korey
10/06/23 5:58:52 AM
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Chud idols aside, I kan't imagine anyone at a table that I'd willingly pass up 100 bucks to be a waiter at, much less 10 fucking mil.

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HBKick18
10/06/23 6:01:30 AM
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waiting that table would be the worst work experience of my life

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Karovorak
10/06/23 6:03:33 AM
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Please tell me this is a question they put on some form to decide if you are supposed to be put under tutelage.

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AceMos
10/06/23 6:07:17 AM
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im not even going to open that tweet but i bet the replies are full of simps

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Ajiri
10/06/23 6:32:22 AM
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I would probably couldn't resist pie'ing Joe Rogan in the face, what a dope

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Solar_Crimson
10/06/23 6:34:32 AM
#18:


Give me the money.

Also, LOL at Abe Lincoln being there.

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Wandering__Hero
10/06/23 6:36:55 AM
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Easiest 10M ever

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Prismsblade
10/06/23 6:38:16 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Give me the money.

Also, LOL at Abe Lincoln being there.
Lincoln apparently wasn't a very good person, at all. And nobody really liked him until he won the Civil war and or his assassination.

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UnfairRepresent
10/06/23 6:39:41 AM
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creativerealms posted...
I would take the ten million and get far far away


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SiO4
10/06/23 4:03:04 PM
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Glob posted...


Of course it doesnt.


Try telling that to someone who is 'Well Off'

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ViewtifulGrave
10/06/23 4:08:01 PM
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Why is this guy there?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AAU2gcAAE6B5.jpg

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C_Pain
10/06/23 4:08:54 PM
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lmaooooooo that;s so funny

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mustachedmystic
10/06/23 4:10:07 PM
#25:


Who is da guy eavesdropping from behind dat pillar?

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kinetika_
10/06/23 4:24:48 PM
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$10 mil is too much to pass up in this scenario... but I'd really like to wait that table just to see how shitty that'll be towards me and what they'd say
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Glob
10/06/23 7:58:11 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Try telling that to someone who is 'Well Off'

Im pretty well off and I agreed with you.
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DrizztLink
10/06/23 8:45:36 PM
#28:


mustachedmystic posted...
Who is da guy eavesdropping from behind dat pillar?
Neal McDonough.

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PaintGimmick
10/06/23 8:56:38 PM
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Pretty sure the waiter for that table ends up like Spider in Goodfellas

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Daremo
10/06/23 8:59:17 PM
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Depends.

Will I also have access to iocaine powder?

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EmilyTheCEman
10/06/23 9:05:26 PM
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I imagine that im severely limited by the GameFAQs ToS on this one.

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JMPzero
10/06/23 9:05:56 PM
#32:


$10 million

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Kradek
10/06/23 9:38:41 PM
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This confused me for a bit because it's targeted towards right-wingers lol.

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