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neonreaper 10/05/23 7:10:07 PM #1: |
RIP Dick Butkus
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Forceful_Dragon 10/05/23 7:34:43 PM #2: |
Oh damn, that's a big name to lose
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Leonhart4 10/05/23 7:43:30 PM #3: |
Extra motivation for the Bears to win tonight
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Ashethan 10/05/23 8:52:49 PM #4: |
You think the Bears fans are like "Oh shit, we've been down this road before.."
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SwiftyDC 10/05/23 8:55:05 PM #5: |
As a Bears fan, I will not be comfortable unless we are up by... 30 points.
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Ashethan 10/05/23 9:00:38 PM #6: |
If the Bears blow this Eberflus should just be left in Landover tbqh.
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colliding 10/05/23 9:31:39 PM #7: |
the bears are coming out of hibernation apparently!
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MysteriousStan 10/05/23 9:43:40 PM #8: |
Yeah if Eberflus blows this again in back to back weeks he's 100% fired. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 10/05/23 9:44:26 PM #9: |
Eberflus is getting fired at the end of the season regardless unless they turn it around and go on a playoff run
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Crescent-Moon 10/05/23 10:04:09 PM #10: |
Surely this won't happen again
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Leonhart4 10/05/23 10:21:12 PM #11: |
Here come the Commies...?
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SHINE_GET_64 10/05/23 10:21:33 PM #12: |
I assume the Bears coach knows he's fired if they lost this game so he's hanging on for dear life to keep the train wreck going
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Leonhart4 10/05/23 10:41:34 PM #13: |
Howell was throwing some darts on that drive
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Suprak_the_Stud 10/05/23 10:46:49 PM #14: |
This would be hilarious on back to back weeks. I feel like we need a defensive score for the Commies here for extra fun.
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Suprak_the_Stud 10/05/23 10:51:30 PM #16: |
Please football comedy gods. Ive never asked for anything before. Just let the Bears lose this in heartbreaking fashion.
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Ashethan 10/05/23 10:58:20 PM #17: |
Funniest outcome:
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LeonhartFour 10/05/23 10:59:13 PM #18: |
glad they picked up the flag there
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LeonhartFour 10/05/23 11:04:47 PM #19: |
oh no a Commie shanked field goal
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Suprak_the_Stud 10/05/23 11:07:00 PM #20: |
Defensive score here plz.
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LeonhartFour 10/05/23 11:07:35 PM #21: |
weird spot to take a timeout there
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Crescent-Moon 10/05/23 11:07:38 PM #22: |
LeonhartFour posted...
oh no a Commie shanked field goalWashington is making just enough mistakes --- So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 10/05/23 11:08:43 PM #23: |
and that'll do it
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MysteriousStan 10/05/23 11:12:58 PM #24: |
I benched D.J. Moore tonight. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SHINE_GET_64 10/05/23 11:35:47 PM #25: |
LeonhartFour posted...
and that'll do itIts up to the panthers --- https://imgtc.com/i/iJnhdkc.gif https://imgtc.com/i/j45EVGx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forceful_Dragon 10/06/23 1:11:13 AM #26: |
The commanders were still tuckered out from taking the eagles to OT on Sunday
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Leonhart4 10/06/23 6:38:07 AM #27: |
SHINE_GET_64 posted...
Its up to the panthers And the Bears will still get the #1 pick lawl --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KommunistKoala 10/06/23 11:20:52 AM #28: |
https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1710304296703578277
Claypool traded from the Bears to the Dolphins he didn't want to be a part of the Bears after they won a game --- does anyone even read this ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 10/06/23 12:02:49 PM #29: |
He can go to Miami and barely play too
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SHINE_GET_64 10/06/23 12:10:07 PM #30: |
good I was afraid of Lions picking him up and bringing in that type of personality
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Emeraldegg 10/06/23 12:18:44 PM #31: |
Leonhart4 posted...
He can go to Miami and barely play tooIdk their strat of "feed the ball to the best guy on the field" seemed to work last night --- I'm a greener egg than the eggs from dr. seuss ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 10/06/23 12:27:06 PM #32: |
Emeraldegg posted...
Idk their strat of "feed the ball to the best guy on the field" seemed to work last night Let's see them do it two weeks in a row before I believe it wasn't an accident --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Emeraldegg 10/06/23 12:36:07 PM #33: |
I will give you DJ not getting 230 yards next week
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Leonhart4 10/06/23 12:48:59 PM #34: |
I'm not worried about the yardage. I just want to see a concerted effort to use Moore as a deep threat instead of seeing Fields throw a ton of passes at or behind the line.
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Shattered 10/06/23 12:51:59 PM #35: |
It has been 2 weeks in a row. Moore went 8 catches off 9 targets for 131 yards last week too. He's had 32 targets the last 4 weeks. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 10/06/23 12:52:52 PM #36: |
Technically it's only been 4 days...!
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Shattered 10/06/23 12:53:45 PM #37: |
Moore already has more yards this season than any Bears receiver had total last season ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mccheyne 10/06/23 1:31:57 PM #38: |
Glad they got even a little something for Claypool. Obviously disaster of a trade, but at least Poles cut bait and found a team to do even a small pick swap with.
In the two games Claypool was a healthy scratch, Fields has gone 43/64 for 617 yards, 8 TDs and 1 INT. Granted, last week was Denver, but Washington pushed Philly pretty hard last week, and Fields and Moore went off on them anyway. No idea how the rest of the season will go, but hopefully they keep feeding Moore hard, which will open the door for Mooney and Kmet. The mini bye will hopefully get some of their secondary back too. --- Not changing this sig until the Winnipeg Blue Bombers win the grey cup. Started Aug. 16/04 WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS 2019 AND 2021 GREY CUP CHAMPIONS!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Suprak_the_Stud 10/06/23 2:16:00 PM #39: |
Shattered posted...
Moore already has more yards this season than any Bears receiver had total last season jfc that isn't even an exaggeeration https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/bears-receiving-leaders-2022 He's like 10 yards away from topping every player for receiving yards. --- Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shattered 10/06/23 2:30:08 PM #40: |
Ah I must have misread the stat if someone is still technically ahead of him. Bet it said wide receiver since it's a TE topping that list ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shattered 10/06/23 2:31:23 PM #41: |
Without checking, I'd be surprised if any Bears receiver had a 100 yard game last season. Moore already has 3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Suprak_the_Stud 10/06/23 2:46:32 PM #42: |
Yeah, they probably just meant "receiver position" which is already true. And he's like 10 yards back from passing Kmet who led the team with receiving yards last year.
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mccheyne 10/06/23 2:51:33 PM #43: |
Still the only franchise that doesn't have a 4000 yard passer, ever. Though if Fields keeps stacking performances like the last two, he could potentially do it. On pace for just under 3900 currently I believe.
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Leonhart4 10/06/23 2:56:30 PM #44: |
Justin Jefferson already has more career yards than any Bears WR ever
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Emeraldegg 10/06/23 2:58:51 PM #45: |
mccheyne posted...
Still the only franchise that doesn't have a 4000 yard passer, ever. Though if Fields keeps stacking performances like the last two, he could potentially do it. On pace for just under 3900 currently I believe.I bet cutler could do it if he played in today's game --- I'm a greener egg than the eggs from dr. seuss ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 10/06/23 3:01:46 PM #46: |
Jay Cutler last played for the Bears in 2016. That's not that long ago!
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Suprak_the_Stud 10/06/23 3:02:22 PM #47: |
Oh I mean I'm positive the Bears as a whole are the worst passing franchise. But, I meant specifically last year. The 2022 Bears have to be the worst passing offense in the modern NFL, right?
I did a quick Google search but I'm not sure anyone compiles stats that depressing. They have the fewest passing yards last year by 300 (Atlanta, the second worst team, also has another 300 yard gap between them and the third worst team). But I can't really find much in terms of all time futility. --- Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Suprak_the_Stud 10/06/23 3:03:37 PM #48: |
Leonhart4 posted...
Jay Cutler last played for the Bears in 2016. That's not that long ago! I feel like Jay Cutler was close one season but they benched him the last game for questionable reasons? I remember people being mad about it but I could be misremembering specifics. --- Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 10/06/23 3:09:29 PM #49: |
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
I feel like Jay Cutler was close one season but they benched him the last game for questionable reasons? I remember people being mad about it but I could be misremembering specifics. Looking it up, he passed for 3800 in 2014 and started 15 games, so I wouldn't be surprised if the one game he missed was the last one. --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KommunistKoala 10/06/23 3:15:06 PM #50: |
Yep, Trestman benched Cutler 1 game for JIMMY CLAUSEN which kept him from breaking the 4000 yard mark. This is also the year after signing Cutler with the 7 year $126 million contract for added hilarity.
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