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YugiNoob
09/28/23 11:37:43 PM
#1:


Powers:

Red - You can summon and control fire, and are immune to flames
Brown - You command the very earth beneath your feet
Blue - You can conjure a tornado with your thoughts and fly
Green - You get a 23-year-old diabetic monkey
Pink - You suffer a heart attack

Are you pleased with your new powers?

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DeathVelvien
09/28/23 11:42:41 PM
#2:


Burn baby burn

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AgentCoulson
09/28/23 11:52:49 PM
#3:


And then what, Zuko?

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specialkid8
09/28/23 11:54:35 PM
#4:


Brown always wins baby

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Alteres
09/28/23 11:55:44 PM
#5:


Okay, I was thinking flying would be cool but the first two would be more useful then I read the next two.

So yeah, Im happy.

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Umbreon
09/28/23 11:56:06 PM
#6:


Flight? Let's fucking go!

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YugiNoob
09/28/23 11:58:38 PM
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I'm pleased with the amount of monkeys being handed out.

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Kamil
09/28/23 11:58:50 PM
#9:


I didn't pick pink anyhow not that I haven't had issues before because reasons.
I figured it isn't easy being green, but dammit I shall choose it and at least I got a unhealthy monkey. I'll name it Mojo.

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Fin_Dawg_004
09/29/23 12:00:34 AM
#10:


Well, i had a good run

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Enclave
09/29/23 12:03:06 AM
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I shall name him George.

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UnholyMudcrab
09/29/23 12:05:18 AM
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What kinds of monkeys even live that long in the first place?

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YugiNoob
09/29/23 12:08:03 AM
#13:


UnholyMudcrab posted...
What kinds of monkeys even live that long in the first place?
This kind

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/3/AAPV5JAAE4cn.jpg

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CassandraCroft
09/29/23 12:13:37 AM
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For a minute until I saw monkey I thought I was reading the list of powers to summon Captain Planet.


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AlveinFencer
09/29/23 12:19:59 AM
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Is my body properly adjusted for flight?

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Solar_Crimson
09/29/23 12:20:46 AM
#16:


Red never fails.

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Enclave
09/29/23 12:21:14 AM
#17:


AlveinFencer posted...
Is my body properly adjusted for flight?

Probably not because it's more funny that way.

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pauIie
09/29/23 12:28:21 AM
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red. nice.

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gatorsPENSbucs
09/29/23 12:36:19 AM
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I can only fly while conjuring a tornado, or I can do both separately? Im not trying to cause harm but damn would it be fun to fly.

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YugiNoob
09/29/23 12:38:42 AM
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You can fly both ways/do both at once

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Unknown5uspect
09/29/23 12:39:08 AM
#21:


Heart attack nice

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AldousIsDead
09/29/23 12:42:21 AM
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Sir, I am a 37-year-old prediabetic Shitgibbon.

I will not be disrespected like this.

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Lillymon
09/29/23 12:46:13 AM
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Pink.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/0/AAAcfGAAE4c4.jpg

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OriginalPlain2
09/29/23 12:53:22 AM
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diabetic monkey

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WilliamPorygon
09/29/23 1:21:22 AM
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I'm not happy with my "power" but with my poor diet and lack of exercise it's a wonder I've made it this far without a heart attack

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GGuirao13
09/29/23 4:09:37 AM
#26:


Pyromancy and fire immunity. Nice!

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nexigrams
09/29/23 4:26:47 AM
#27:


Fuck I knew I should've picked pink.

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King_Rial
09/29/23 4:28:19 AM
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I chose red, which I rarely do, and then I was mad that I didn't choose Blue. But it worked out okay, because damn, do you really hate Pink and Green.

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VFalcone
09/29/23 4:28:56 AM
#29:


Flight. Neither red or brown can do anything to stop me.
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The_Korey
09/29/23 4:38:24 AM
#30:


Good ol Cyanide and Happiness.

Picked blue.

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PMarth2002
09/29/23 4:39:02 AM
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great, I get the worst one that isn't death.

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MabusIncarnate
09/29/23 4:43:21 AM
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I picked red, obviously should have went green.

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Shotgunnova
09/29/23 5:00:10 AM
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I picked pink because I like Husker Du's "Pink Turns to Blue," so a heart attack may give some thematic unity.

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Ratchetrockon
09/29/23 5:17:59 AM
#34:


i got the suffer from heart attack powers. awesome

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KitKats
09/29/23 5:24:42 AM
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I chose brown

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/8/AAevWaAAE4d8.jpg

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nocturnal_traveler
09/29/23 5:40:47 AM
#36:


Alteres posted...
Okay, I was thinking flying would be cool but the first two would be more useful then I read the next two.

So yeah, Im happy.
I got blue. Flying is cool, and there's nothing against the rules about using the tornado to fling people and objects far away.

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