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Dark_Arbron
09/27/23 1:14:50 AM
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Lets figure out a way to kill it.

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Ricemills
09/27/23 1:15:39 AM
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No

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0Renegade
09/27/23 1:16:17 AM
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send it to the sun

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viewmaster_pi
09/27/23 1:19:13 AM
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send it to CE

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RedGenki
09/27/23 1:24:32 AM
#5:


SCP 2935 more or less kills it.

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Zikten
09/27/23 1:32:58 AM
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There really needs to be an SCP series, movie or comic book or something, franchise

It would be so good
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Zikten
09/27/23 1:34:09 AM
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Also, soon it will be time for The Yule Man again

https://youtu.be/FKzccq2S6hw?si=SUdVRA-PnGsKg6lk

He deserves a movie
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wanderingshade
09/27/23 1:34:54 AM
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SCP 682 vs Shy Guy.

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09/27/23 2:01:10 AM
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Ricemills
09/27/23 3:56:49 AM
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Zikten posted...
There really needs to be an SCP series, movie or comic book or something, franchise

It would be so good

There are some mangas about them

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Kloe_Rinz
09/27/23 4:00:11 AM
#10:


Take SCP-682 and PUSH it somewhere else!
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AceMos
09/27/23 4:01:12 AM
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can you tell me about the creature

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Tom_Joad
09/27/23 4:02:04 AM
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I can kill it.

For I will butcher it into reptile steaks, ribs, and other foodstuffs... and then cook them and eat them.

The offal will be dried, ground into powder, and then fed to livestock... which will then be eaten.

And thus, it will cease to exist as an independent organism.

Basically this concept:

https://youtu.be/8SlWegS2sS0

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Ricemills
09/27/23 4:03:50 AM
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AceMos posted...
can you tell me about the creature
It's a and <redacted>

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Dark_Arbron
09/27/23 4:07:39 AM
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Ricemills posted...
It's a and <redacted>

What we know about its dietary requirements is [DATA EXPUNGED].

AceMos posted...
can you tell me about the creature

Its an immortal regenerating lizard that no one has been able to kill. Even other paranormal anomalies that specialise in killing or even erasing things from existence havent been able to do so.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682

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AceMos
09/27/23 4:09:44 AM
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fine ill google it

honestly this sounds rather lame for a SCP creature

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Priere
09/27/23 4:10:40 AM
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True form SCP-173 is probably the only thing that can.

682 actively fears the Koitern

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YugiNoob
09/27/23 4:11:31 AM
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And here I thought that was the code of a certain type of "movie".

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tankboy
09/27/23 4:12:32 AM
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Zikten posted...
There really needs to be an SCP series, movie or comic book or something, franchise

It would be so good

There's a graphic novel for SCP-5000, but it's very amateur. The adaptation is so "straight" that it's more like a picture book. The art isn't great. The lettering is so bad that it's distracting.
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Dark_Arbron
09/27/23 4:13:16 AM
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I only recently got back into SCP. Some of these writers are awesome. SCP 7179 is pretty dark

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Zikten
09/27/23 4:20:35 AM
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While trying to find out if anyone actually "owns" SCP, I learned there is a guy in Russia who is trying to take legal ownership of all of the SCP concept. He would be able to control it and prevent others from doing anything with it without his permission, if he can convince other countries to recognize his ownership
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SpiritSephiroth
09/27/23 4:32:31 AM
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Just send Goku

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Dark_Arbron
09/27/23 4:58:00 AM
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Zikten posted...
While trying to find out if anyone actually "owns" SCP, I learned there is a guy in Russia who is trying to take legal ownership of all of the SCP concept. He would be able to control it and prevent others from doing anything with it without his permission, if he can convince other countries to recognize his ownership

Yeah, good luck making that happen.


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mazingetter
09/27/23 5:14:04 AM
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Just create a character that can kill it.
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fire_bolt
09/27/23 6:29:06 AM
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mazingetter posted...
Just create a character that can kill it.


682's entire shtick is adaptive defenses and ridiculous regeneration. Like it is kept submerged in acid because otherwise it regenerates its entire body in minutes. The defenses thing is like they tried to kill it with lasers and it grew mirrors across its entire body, they turned another SCP that starts snapping necks if nothing is looking at it loose on it and then cut the lights off causing 682 to grow extra thick neck plates and eventually become bioluminescent, etc

That said, we have seen it dead before at least once that I know of in a universe where something happened that killed everything in the universe by essentially switching off the life essence of all living things

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SpiritSephiroth
09/27/23 6:41:58 AM
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fire_bolt posted...
682's entire shtick is adaptive defenses and ridiculous regeneration. Like it is kept submerged in acid because otherwise it regenerates its entire body in minutes. The defenses thing is like they tried to kill it with lasers and it grew mirrors across its entire body, they turned another SCP that starts snapping necks if nothing is looking at it loose on it and then cut the lights off causing 682 to grow extra thick neck plates and eventually become bioluminescent, etc

That said, we have seen it dead before at least once that I know of in a universe where something happened that killed everything in the universe by essentially switching off the life essence of all living things

So basically something like Buu. Complete annihilation would solve that.

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Tom_Joad
09/27/23 12:59:54 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
682's entire shtick is adaptive defenses and ridiculous regeneration. Like it is kept submerged in acid because otherwise it regenerates its entire body in minutes. The defenses thing is like they tried to kill it with lasers and it grew mirrors across its entire body, they turned another SCP that starts snapping necks if nothing is looking at it loose on it and then cut the lights off causing 682 to grow extra thick neck plates and eventually become bioluminescent, etc

That said, we have seen it dead before at least once that I know of in a universe where something happened that killed everything in the universe by essentially switching off the life essence of all living things

That means that 682 could provide enough meat to feed the world!

Sure, it's reptile meat, but alligator tastes like chicken.

Think of how much better for the environment it'd be if we could get all the meat the world wants from a creature that doesn't need all the millions of acres of grass or silage as food!


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Dark_Arbron
09/27/23 1:09:15 PM
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He also seems to be supernaturally indestructible. There's one SCP that is basically a pair of statues with the power to remove someone from existence and rewrite a book (placed between them) with that person included. They try it on 682 with a short story called something like "There Was a Monster Whose Special Ability Was the Power to Kill 682 on Sight."

They put it and 682 in a room... and not only did it not erase him, the story was rewritten to "There Was Once An Epic Battle Between 682 and The Monster Whose Special Ability Was the Power to Kill 682 on Sight - and 682 Won."

It's even immune to destiny-altering magic.

Of course the meta purpose of 682 is that he's the one entity the Foundation wants to kill, no questions asked, rather than contain, so of course it's poetry that they can't actually figure out a way to do so.

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MC_BatCommander
09/27/23 1:11:38 PM
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The only solution is to launch it into space. I'm sure it would find some BS way to make it back to Earth but it would likely take an absurdly long time

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Prismsblade
09/27/23 1:14:00 PM
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It's entire gimmick is that it can't be killed but thats not particularly special anymore at this point in the lore. And it's gotten kind of boring tbh.

But I don't think they've tried destroying its soul yet I guess.


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Solar_Crimson
09/27/23 1:49:03 PM
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Feed it 666-J. It'll willfully off itself from the diarrhea.

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Questionmarktarius
09/27/23 1:52:27 PM
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Description: SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

Isn't this guy the senate minority leader, right now?
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mario2000
09/27/23 1:54:00 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Isn't this guy the senate minority leader, right now?

yoooooooooooooooo

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YugiNoob
09/27/23 2:06:41 PM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
He also seems to be supernaturally indestructible. There's one SCP that is basically a pair of statues with the power to remove someone from existence and rewrite a book (placed between them) with that person included. They try it on 682 with a short story called something like "There Was a Monster Whose Special Ability Was the Power to Kill 682 on Sight."

They put it and 682 in a room... and not only did it not erase him, the story was rewritten to "There Was Once An Epic Battle Between 682 and The Monster Whose Special Ability Was the Power to Kill 682 on Sight - and 682 Won."

It's even immune to destiny-altering magic.

Of course the meta purpose of 682 is that he's the one entity the Foundation wants to kill, no questions asked, rather than contain, so of course it's poetry that they can't actually figure out a way to do so.
This thing seems to be a walking Chuck Norris joke

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Ricemills
09/27/23 2:10:45 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
This thing seems to be a walking Chuck Norris joke

And i heard too many jokes of Chuck Norris vs SCP 682

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Dark_Arbron
09/27/23 3:34:30 PM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
Just send Goku

Ricemills posted...
And i heard too many jokes of Chuck Norris vs SCP 682

Could Beerus kill it with Hakai?
... Someone write a fic.

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Crimsoness
09/27/23 3:35:46 PM
#37:


682 is lame

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GeminiDeus
09/27/23 3:43:05 PM
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There are multiple parts to this but I've only seen the first two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_R2o3-PjVA

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mazingetter
09/27/23 7:20:37 PM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
It's even immune to destiny-altering magic.

It isn't immune to fanfiction.
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wanderingshade
09/27/23 10:00:57 PM
#40:


SCP 3008 is still my favorite SCP.

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Questionmarktarius
09/27/23 10:09:58 PM
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which SCP is Haachama?
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