Current Events > What should I say to my roommate I wanna bang?

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Master_Kazuya 09/21/23 8:38:42 PM #1:	I've lived here for 1.1 years and with the "main" guy gone, I've started to have conversations and room stuff with her that I vibe with. She's just pretty cool and reasonable and respectful and we get along really morally. She's cute too. I really want to have someone to live with that I can bang, and I'm also okay with not banging lol, but I wonder what I can do to try to make this a reality from you guys. --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:976226532] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>I've lived here for 1.1 years and with the "main" guy gone, I've started to have conversations and room stuff with her that I vibe with. She's just pretty cool and reasonable and respectful and we get along really morally. She's cute too. I really want to have someone to live with that I can bang, and I'm also okay with not banging lol, but I wonder what I can do to try to make this a reality from you guys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VirtuousWrath 09/21/23 8:39:06 PM #2:	Gross --- "I sung of chaos and eternal night, taught by the heav'nly muse to venture down the dark descent, and up to reascend... <cite>VirtuousWrath posted [p:976226537] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Gross </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 09/21/23 8:39:49 PM #3:	Don't do that --- "Big Sweaty Otis" -Titus O'Neil <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:976226550] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Don't do that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 09/21/23 8:40:09 PM #4:	aren't you the guy who made the topic about trying to have sex with a lesbian acquaintance? --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:976226556] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>aren't you the guy who made the topic about trying to have sex with a lesbian acquaintance? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 09/21/23 8:40:56 PM #6:	Is it just you and her? Proceed cautiously. She might not feel comfortable staying your roommate if you reveal your feelings and she doesn't agree <cite>Zikten posted [p:976226571] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Is it just you and her? Proceed cautiously. She might not feel comfortable staying your roommate if you reveal your feelings and she doesn't agree</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 09/21/23 8:41:59 PM #7:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] yea, I hope so. because these topics are feeling scummy and lacking self-awareness --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:976226587] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> yea, I hope so. because these topics are feeling scummy and lacking self-awareness </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 09/21/23 8:44:08 PM #8:	The next time you're hanging out with her try and bring up how you guys can raise some extra money for rent if you make an OF or a PornHub channel. Then after she promptly moves out and gets other roommates and blocks you on everything this little dilemma of yours will work itself out. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:976226621] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>The next time you're hanging out with her try and bring up how you guys can raise some extra money for rent if you make an OF or a PornHub channel. Then after she promptly moves out and gets other roommates and blocks you on everything this little dilemma of yours will work itself out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 09/21/23 10:49:15 PM #9:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I learned from you --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:976228863] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I learned from you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlveinFencer 09/21/23 10:50:07 PM #10:	Try saying "olive juice." --- Boku wa Dhaos wo taosu! This board is a daycare with no adults.-HoshinoKatta <cite>AlveinFencer posted [p:976228878] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Try saying "olive juice." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 09/21/23 10:51:41 PM #11:	"Ayo wan some fuck?" --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:976228904] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>"Ayo wan some fuck?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thermador446 09/21/23 10:53:24 PM #12:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I remember that topic. Too sad to be real --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:976228927] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I remember that topic.Too sad to be real </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 09/21/23 10:58:26 PM #13:	Hand her your phone and have her read this topic. Try to make eye contact as shes looking down at the phone. Use your brain power to will some kind of glance. Remember, that youre the main character of your life and this type of thing can happen if you believe hard enough. Once she's done reading, tell her you have a confession. That confession will be that you were Master_Kazuya the entire time. Because you were distracting her with eye contact and shocking reveals she will only now notice that your penis is out and at half chub. Once she makes eye contact with it, you go full chub. Chicks love that. Then she will nod and say something like "Yes, a dozen times, yes." Then you two do it --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:976229009] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Hand her your phone and have her read this topic. Try to make eye contact as shes looking down at the phone. Use your brain power to will some kind of glance. Remember, that youre the main character of your life and this type of thing can happen if you believe hard enough. Once she's done reading, tell her you have a confession. That confession will be that you were Master_Kazuya the entire time. Because you were distracting her with eye contact and shocking reveals she will only now notice that your penis is out and at half chub. Once she makes eye contact with it, you go full chub. Chicks love that. Then she will nod and say something like "Yes, a dozen times, yes." Then you two do it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Kazuya 09/21/23 11:07:28 PM #15:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Hand her your phone and have her read this topic. Try to make eye contact as shes looking down at the phone. Use your brain power to will some kind of glance. Remember, that youre the main character of your life and this type of thing can happen if you believe hard enough. Once she's done reading, tell her you have a confession. That confession will be that you were Master_Kazuya the entire time. Because you were distracting her with eye contact and shocking reveals she will only now notice that your penis is out and at half chub. Once she makes eye contact with it, you go full chub. Chicks love that. Then she will nod and say something like "Yes, a dozen times, yes." Then you two do it Hell yeah --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:976229150] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>Hand her your phone and have her read this topic. Try to make eye contact as shes looking down at the phone. Use your brain power to will some kind of glance. Remember, that youre the main character of your life and this type of thing can happen if you believe hard enough. Once she's done reading, tell her you have a confession. That confession will be that you were Master_Kazuya the entire time. Because you were distracting her with eye contact and shocking reveals she will only now notice that your penis is out and at half chub. Once she makes eye contact with it, you go full chub. Chicks love that. Then she will nod and say something like "Yes, a dozen times, yes." Then you two do it</quote>Hell yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 09/21/23 11:07:52 PM #16:	hey baby https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/7/AABFc1AAE3M_.jpg --- "life is overrated" - Seiichi Omori 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:976229158] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>hey babyhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/7/AABFc1AAE3M_.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 09/21/23 11:08:39 PM #17:	oh my god they were roommates --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:976229171] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>oh my god they were roommates </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 09/21/23 11:09:04 PM #18:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/8/AAZOmyAADVTs.jpg --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:976229177] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/8/AAZOmyAADVTs.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 09/21/23 11:11:46 PM #19:	I feel like the art of seduction is dead. What ever happened to "the look"? What ever happened to holding hands? What ever happened to serenading a lover? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:976229218] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>I feel like the art of seduction is dead. What ever happened to "the look"? What ever happened to holding hands? What ever happened to serenading a lover? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 09/21/23 11:13:42 PM #20:	This topic has creepy vibes. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:976229257] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>This topic has creepy vibes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nocturnal_traveler 09/21/23 11:15:41 PM #22:	DementedDurian posted... I feel like the art of seduction is dead. What ever happened to "the look"? What ever happened to holding hands? What ever happened to serenading a lover? It is dead. Now we're back to primal instincts. Look confident. Be strong. Make her feel safe and secure. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:976229297] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>DementedDurian posted... </cite><quote>I feel like the art of seduction is dead. What ever happened to "the look"? What ever happened to holding hands? What ever happened to serenading a lover?</quote>It is dead. Now we're back to primal instincts. Look confident. Be strong. Make her feel safe and secure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 09/21/23 11:16:34 PM #23:	nocturnal_traveler posted... This topic has creepy vibes. s e x --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:976229311] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>nocturnal_traveler posted... </cite><quote>This topic has creepy vibes.</quote>s e x </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Kazuya 09/21/23 11:19:06 PM #25:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Ah yes, withholder of wisdom, keep flaunting that it's hidden. --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:976229347] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Ah yes, withholder of wisdom, keep flaunting that it's hidden. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 09/21/23 11:21:50 PM #26:	Sup lady, names Slim Shady ..but you gotta rap it like eminem but actually you should say nothing and this topic really shouldnt have been made --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://i.imgur.com/pqMQZyw.gif <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:976229394] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Sup lady, names Slim Shady..but you gotta rap it like eminem but actually you should say nothing and this topic really shouldnt have been made </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/21/23 11:25:13 PM #27:	"I'm a ? Block user on gamefaqs" --- Yes it's true. I am happy to be stuck with you. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:976229443] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>"I'm a ? Block user on gamefaqs" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TodorokiHayato 09/21/23 11:30:10 PM #28:	Ugh. This topic gives me "creepy midnight cashier living with 5 roommates with rainbow colored hair and no toilet paper" vibes. shivers --- Nobody knows you're a dog on the internet ruff. <cite>TodorokiHayato posted [p:976229501] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Ugh. This topic gives me "creepy midnight cashier living with 5 roommates with rainbow colored hair and no toilet paper" vibes. shivers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 09/21/23 11:34:00 PM #29:	TodorokiHayato posted... Ugh. This topic gives me "creepy midnight cashier living with 5 roommates with rainbow colored hair and no toilet paper" vibes. shivers same --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:976229556] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>TodorokiHayato posted... </cite><quote>Ugh. This topic gives me "creepy midnight cashier living with 5 roommates with rainbow colored hair and no toilet paper" vibes. shivers </quote>same </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RISEofCHRISTIAN 09/21/23 11:35:05 PM #31:	"Hey ugly, should we shag now or shag later?" --- I acknowledge my Tribal Chief! I love my Tribal Chief! https://i.imgur.com/bZaibn4.jpg <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:976229569] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>"Hey ugly, should we shag now or shag later?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leex0 09/21/23 11:38:02 PM #32:	Nice shoes --- Yum, yum eat 'em up <cite>leex0 posted [p:976229612] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Nice shoes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 09/21/23 11:38:38 PM #33:	RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... "Hey ugly, should we shag now or shag later?" Don't you mean, ugky? --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:976229623] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... </cite><quote>"Hey ugly, should we shag now or shag later?" </quote>Don't you mean, ugky? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 09/21/23 11:44:17 PM #34:	Hows her feet? --- "I do not imply... that we should always suppress the utterance of intolerant philosophies" - Karl Popper <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:976229690] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Hows her feet? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 09/21/23 11:46:07 PM #35:	Just start walking around naked. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:976229706] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Just start walking around naked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuzzKilljoy 09/21/23 11:49:47 PM #36:	Yall realize that this site is owned by an ad company now, right? So every week there's gonna be a fake topic trying to drive your engagement --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>BuzzKilljoy posted [p:976229734] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>Yall realize that this site is owned by an ad company now, right? So every week there's gonna be a fake topic trying to drive your engagement </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 09/21/23 11:50:50 PM #37:	nocturnal_traveler posted... It is dead. Now we're back to primal instincts. Look confident. Be strong. Make her feel safe and secure. Not with me, it isn't. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:976229746] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>nocturnal_traveler posted... </cite><quote>It is dead. Now we're back to primal instincts. Look confident. Be strong. Make her feel safe and secure.</quote>Not with me, it isn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 09/21/23 11:51:32 PM #38:	BuzzKilljoy posted... Yall realize that this site is owned by an ad company now, right? So every week there's gonna be a fake topic trying to drive your engagement Really living up to your username, I see. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:976229749] in What shoul... [t:80573512]...</cite> <quote>BuzzKilljoy posted... </cite><quote>Yall realize that this site is owned by an ad company now, right? So every week there's gonna be a fake topic trying to drive your engagement</quote>Really living up to your username, I see. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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