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pinky0926 09/21/23 10:48:20 AM #1: |
Gonna have to write off my Volkswagen Passat, sadly.
Did the engine break? No. Did the exhaust or fuel system fall apart? No. Is there excessive rusting? No. Is there any actual mechanical issue at all that would prevent the car from being drive safely and comfortably? No. But you see, the ECU is saying that the motor for the left parking brake doesn't work (because cars need electric parking brakes, right?), and to repair that is gonna cost more than is reasonable to spend. Fucking nonsense. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DementedDurian 09/21/23 10:50:27 AM #2: |
We need car surgeons.
Not mechanics. Car. Surgeons. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 09/21/23 10:51:58 AM #3: |
pinky0926 posted...
Volkswagen found the problem --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 09/21/23 10:53:01 AM #4: |
It took 3 people, including me and a roadside assistance person, to figure out how to change my car's battery (some shit about the positive terminal being under the hood and the negative terminal in the trunk, fucking how). Still didn't figure it out until it was towed to the dealership.
So yeah I won't be doing much tinkering around with that car Edit: To littlebro, it's literally just a Camaro. I have no idea why it was designed that way, maybe it was just for my year (2012) --- Roll Tide & Go Irish ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 09/21/23 10:53:40 AM #5: |
Last of the v8 interceptors
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littlebro07 09/21/23 10:53:43 AM #6: |
MacadamianNut3 posted...
It took 3 people, including me and a roadside assistance person, to figure out how to change my car's battery (some shit about the positive terminal being under the hood and the negative terminal in the trunk, fucking how). Still didn't figure it out until it was towed to the dealership. wtf kind of car do you have --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Waxitron_Gazer 09/21/23 10:54:05 AM #7: |
over engineering for 2 ton death machines does not sound like a problem
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SaltyWet 09/21/23 10:54:18 AM #8: |
A (relatively) simple Toyota/Honda is the way to go
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GunmaN1905 09/21/23 10:54:46 AM #9: |
Agreed. Not to mention other stuff like having to pay a fucking subscription for extra features in a car you already own. One of my pet peeves is how using a phone is righfully banned while driving, but somehow looking at a screen in the middle of the console is fine. Also, funny that you mentioned Passat. A car that's been known as the go-to family vehicle for decades. Instead, they went with this sporty look for some reason and there's literally more head space in new Golf than 2021 Passat in the back seat, due to aggressive downward sporty line. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 09/21/23 11:06:17 AM #10: |
Agreed. It's ridiculous.
I may just get an older (~ 5-10 yrs) German marque next time vs. something new. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ai123 09/21/23 11:11:25 AM #11: |
I prefer having gadgets in my car to spending weekends tinkering with it like a dad from the 1950s.
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pinky0926 09/21/23 11:13:16 AM #13: |
Waxitron_Gazer posted...
over engineering for 2 ton death machines does not sound like a problem We aren't talking about safety features (those are good, though) Your car shouldn't be written off because the electric handbrake motor won't unseize on one side because the computer is confused. You know what the solution is to this problem? Mechanical hand brakes. A solution that worked wonderfully for every car until about the late 90s when they started phasing them out for electric gadgets that require motors and a computer. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rexdragon125 09/21/23 11:19:32 AM #14: |
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littlebro07 09/21/23 11:21:29 AM #15: |
Rexdragon125 posted...
https://twitter.com/peter_m_v/status/1579313211547201537 jesus christ why What's the oldest car I can buy that is safe by modern standards but doesn't have a bunch of dumb bullshit like that yet Cause I'm buying one and keeping it forever --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GunmaN1905 09/21/23 11:22:22 AM #16: |
littlebro07 posted... jesus christ why I'd say get a late 00s Volvo or something. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CARRRNE_ASADA 09/21/23 11:23:19 AM #17: |
Car makers are making it look like a status thing. Like using your hands is what poor people do.
I hate it as well. Just more ways to get broken and pay up. --- SEXY SEXY! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 09/21/23 11:26:08 AM #18: |
pinky0926 posted...
We aren't talking about safety features (those are good, though)You said the motor doesnt work for the brake, not that its a computer problem also the parking brake is literally a safety feature lol --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 09/21/23 11:36:02 AM #19: |
TheGoldenEel posted...
You said the motor doesnt work for the brake, not that its a computer problem
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brestugo 09/21/23 11:40:36 AM #20: |
Rexdragon125 posted...
https://twitter.com/peter_m_v/status/1579313211547201537 Automakers talk about "intuitive features" for cars and....that's not very intuitive. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TonyKojima 09/21/23 11:41:14 AM #21: |
Half the crap in the car is for emissions.
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R_Jackal 09/21/23 11:42:19 AM #22: |
Waxitron_Gazer posted... over engineering for 2 ton death machines does not sound like a problemTouch screens are so fucking inefficient for damn near everything they're used for while driving, I have seen cars that were completely fine just flat ass stop working because the computer read shit wrong or a minor system failed too, so... yeah, it's bad. There's a point where too much is just too fucking much and to me shits been there for a while. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 09/21/23 11:55:31 AM #23: |
When TC said "ECU" (sometimes called ECM) in post 1, that's all I needed to hear.
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1337toothbrush 09/21/23 11:56:15 AM #24: |
One thing I dislike is the increased role of software in vehicles and the rise of "software as a service" (i.e. renting features that would've otherwise been permanently included with the purchase of your vehicle) coinciding with the increase of prevalence of electric vehicles. So that stink of scummy practices and stupid touch screen interfaces get associated with electric vehicles, damaging the impression people get of them.
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hereforemnant 09/21/23 12:08:12 PM #25: |
littlebro07 posted...
jesus christ whyGet a fucking Honda before 2020 lol, best advice. Anything that has a TV screen on the center console you won't like --- 3DS Friend Code: FC: 0318-7199-1150 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jefffan 09/21/23 12:11:47 PM #26: |
I also just had to fix my Camaro.
Fucking engine oil cooler leaked oil all through my garage and driveway. Had enough in there to make it to dealer though. --- Ernest Morgan: November 15, 1956-September 28, 2010: Best dad in the world. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 09/21/23 12:12:00 PM #27: |
Don't warranties cover this shit?
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demel 09/21/23 12:18:06 PM #28: |
Starks posted...
Don't warranties cover this shit?Was wondering this as well. What year and miles/km? --- Bite size...if your mouth is HUGE! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeCh0nk 09/21/23 12:20:51 PM #29: |
It's horrendous. Things are built to fail nowadays, and having it be all electronic just makes it next to impossible to fix.
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jefffan 09/21/23 12:21:37 PM #30: |
77k miles on my SS. Well past stock warranty period.
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archizzy 09/21/23 12:32:11 PM #31: |
I really dont look forward to the next time I buy a new vehicle which will probably be like 10 years. My truck is from 2014 but it has the perfect setup to me. It has modern conveniences like powered windows and power seats which I like. It does have a good size digital screen above the center console that is mostly for the radio control (though I mostly use the hands free physical buttons on the steering wheel) and also serves as the backup camera when in reverse.
But everything else is still what Id call normal. It still has a physical center console for controlling the fan, defrost, AC/Heat and all that. Physical buttons. It hasnt gone overboard yet. I look at some of the newer trucks and that physical center console is gone, its all through a touch screen. I really dont want that. I guess if it comes down to it Ill just shell out the money for a classic restored vehicle that is basically brand new, but from the 70s. Id rather have that than the new vehicles with all the electronics. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 09/21/23 12:33:21 PM #32: |
pinky0926 posted...
1. It's a brand new parking brake motor. It won't work because the ECU is playing up. So many of these computer systems will shut down basic functionality because the computer is required to make the mechanisms workThe thing with a motorized lock/brake is when they fail, they fail in the position theyre in. A mechanical brake that fails could change positions. Thats the safety feature theyre designing the functionality around. They can also do automatic things like being automatically disengaged if the driver forgets to turn it off. Thats a safety feature too! i dont know how much your car is worth or the price of the control board for it but the internet says $1000-2000 for a typical car ECB also I think by calling it a computer youre making it sound more complicated than it is. So much of what we use has been controlled by computers for decades when its functionally just a control board that is specialized to perform a few functions --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FolkenRawr 09/21/23 12:34:55 PM #33: |
My immediate reaction was how every car commercial I've seen recently is promoting USB ports and Bluetooth support as an exciting feature
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SayHeyyShohei 09/21/23 12:35:58 PM #34: |
More proof engineering students are literal brainlets
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jefffan 09/21/23 12:36:51 PM #35: |
FolkenRawr posted...
My immediate reaction was how every car commercial I've seen recently is promoting USB ports and Bluetooth support as an exciting feature Mostly Toyota and Honda. Most of their owners are probably still using CDs --- Ernest Morgan: November 15, 1956-September 28, 2010: Best dad in the world. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 09/21/23 12:37:10 PM #36: |
littlebro07 posted...
jesus christ whyThat you can work on yourself? Probably like an HHR. Or anything mid-to-late 00s --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FolkenRawr 09/21/23 12:37:41 PM #37: |
jefffan posted...
Mostly Toyota and Honda. Most of their owners are probably still using CDs Lmao fair. I don't pay attention to commercials since I'm so seldom on a service that has them. It's just hilarious everytime --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prismsblade 09/21/23 12:50:58 PM #38: |
Rexdragon125 posted...
https://twitter.com/peter_m_v/status/1579313211547201537Reminds me of those high end super cars with no door handles or handles in not so obvious spots for essentially no reason. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 09/21/23 6:45:21 PM #39: |
Prismsblade posted...
Reminds me of those high end super cars with no door handles or handles in not so obvious spots for essentially no reason. I wouldn't call it a "supercar" but one time I was given an Infinity G35 coupe to use for about a week (loaner). I don't recall it having any handles. Steep learning curve figuring out how to open the door the same way twice, and to open the gas cover. Depending on the key fob setting, it could keylessly unlock when I was close enough. IIRC, it could also unlock and start keylessly if I was close enough. Never got the gist of what set off what though. I think you could just start it remotely but keep it locked too. Sometimes, I could even use the key to get in the car and start it. Then depending on what was going on with the key fob, it could start when I sat down and clicked the seatbelt, or I sometimes I needed to use the key to start the car. The cover for the gas cap was such an ordeal to get open that there was a group of about 5 people rubbernecking at the gas station when I got finally it open. Nice looking car, but I was happy to give it back. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 09/21/23 6:57:22 PM #40: |
LeCh0nk posted...
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R_Jackal 09/21/23 7:33:44 PM #41: |
Things have always been built to fail, to keep profits going. Now instead of faking it, these companies basically smash a plate of crap in our face and ask as to pay for a napkin to wipe it off, and keep paying monthly for them to not do it again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 09/21/23 9:15:13 PM #42: |
It is also, in part, to make vehicles too complicated for non-dealer certified mechanics/technicians to be able to fix cars so you'll have to go to a dealer and pay the manufacturer or dealer again
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TentacleDemon 09/21/23 9:23:25 PM #43: |
MacadamianNut3 posted...
Edit: To littlebro, it's literally just a Camaro. I have no idea why it was designed that way, maybe it was just for my year (2012) 2013 Camaro. I like having the battery in the trunk. It stays clean and doesn't have any corrosion around terminals. They also last longer not sitting inside that hot engine compartment. They run cables to terminals in the engine compartment so you can jump start the car without having to get to the battery under the spare in the trunk. That would be a real hassle. --- "Together there are more of US!!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlephZero 09/21/23 9:29:55 PM #44: |
you know what volkswagen stands for right
it stands for "fix it again tony" --- "life is overrated" - Seiichi Omori 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 09/21/23 9:44:40 PM #45: |
brestugo posted...
Automakers talk about "intuitive features" for cars and....that's not very intuitive.Luxury brand cars like that Caddy don't care about features being "intuitive," just whatever makes fools parting with their money go "ooo..." and "ahhh..." --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 09/21/23 9:47:01 PM #46: |
Nah German cars are just shit ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TripleDouble 09/21/23 9:50:32 PM #47: |
SaltyWet posted...
A (relatively) simple Toyota/Honda is the way to goToo overpriced these days. --- You're failing. So you blame congess, the president, you blame Greece. But if you looked in the mirror and blamed yourself, you wouldn't like it very much. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vycebrand2 09/21/23 9:51:30 PM #48: |
Mine has this feature if you leave the car and its running it does a loud beep. There is no menu choice to to change it. It requires a laptop and a program to turn it off. Dumb
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HOON 09/21/23 11:12:37 PM #49: |
Thankfully Colorado has a law that lets you keep the car after the insurance totals it. I just got my car totaled because of hail damage that you cant even see unless the light is just right. But its 13 years old and paid off, so they wanted to take it (probably sell it overseas) and make me pay for another one. Nice try capitalist scum. My state Legislature has my back and I still have my car.
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KaZooo 09/22/23 2:38:29 AM #50: |
Literally Volkswagen
No offense but I'm baffled to see how that had any appeal when at the dealer. --- Competing every night, both ends, shoot inside/outside, fast break, transition, Monta Ellis have it all ... Copied to Clipboard!
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