Current Events > 1 random superpower, but for 5 years, you'll have a super hot psychic coworker..

(+) Yeah! (+)

Who will constantly be reading your thoughts. Specifically, the ones about her. She is very self concerned/conscious, so she will go over any and all of your thoughts with a fine tooth comb, specifically the ones about her. She does this everyday. She is a perfect 10/10 and there's no way to not notice. She will often talk to you and/or ask about your thoughts. Might even tell you about someone else's if you play your cards right.

For obvious reasons, you won't get in trouble for the things you think. Unless you purposely try to make it uncomfortable for her or otherwise harass her in some way.

She will however talk about all your thoughts with her closest group of friends. These are people that understand her and accept that she is psychic. They will talk about anything she finds interesting and aren't as discreet as her. They may even ask you to join in the conversation sometimes for clarification. You can choose whether or not you wish to participate.

After the five years, she'll get a job somewhere else. As far as you're concerned, she'll basically disappear. (Unless you manage to befriend or date her somehow)

If you are currently not employed, you don't get the power until you are, and then she is also your manager, or above you in some way. If you are disabled, you have to relive high-school with this person sitting next to you for all four years.

Your power:
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

Inverse to male if inclined.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic_Immunity

Deal.

Honestly this sounds really fucking hot. Maybe she's into it

Bro i got animal breath

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/3/AAZsuhAAE21p.jpg

No deal

Oh wait I already voted yes lol damn

I guess I can cough up some endangered species and bring their numbers back up

I'll take it.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Temporal_Reload

Werecrocodile? Yeah, no.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rakshasa_Physiology

I mean, Rakshasa is a cool-ass demon in the SMT series, but I'm not sure about this.

if she can do this across any distance and it's a constant mind read all day, no deal. if she can only do this when talking to me/close by, and this works in the context of the job i actually have, then deal.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Breath_Combat

I work from home, deal.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hinoenma_Physiology

I get ... succubus powers?

You can't have-a the mango!

Oh and deal

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nuclear_Explosion_Inducement

This doesn't seem to be a great power for me...

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Destroyer_Deity

The character either is or can transform into a destroyer deity, a god/goddess of immense power that can destroy anything and everything, even other divine beings. They can destroy planets, star systems and even universes in an instant.

I think I might be overqualified.

ez money

HeWhoHasNoShadow posted...

I work from home, deal.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hinoenma_Physiology

I get ... succubus powers?

You can't have-a the mango!

For those who work from home, you still have to spend the equivalent of at least 3 hours a day 4 days a week in contact with her, where you have a view of her and she can read your thoughts. Zoom call, go into the office for that much time a week, whatever.

pauIie posted...

if she can do this across any distance and it's a constant mind read all day, no deal. if she can only do this when talking to me/close by, and this works in the context of the job i actually have, then deal.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Breath_Combat

She can do it mostly whenever, but only bothers to do it when she's near you, working with you, or communicating in some way. She does however do it for a minimum of 12 hours a week.

Oh, and obviously you are only supposed to see what the power is after you vote btw people. >.>

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tea_Generation

Huh, interesting.
Can make a fortune with it too.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Temporary_Infinite_Supply

The user can temporarily access an infinite supply of something, gaining an unlimited amount of anything they choose for a limited period of time.

Fuck yeah, I got a great power and I have no problem with being respectful of somebody in my mind or having frank conversations about normal thoughts and feelings.

Yes.

Tenlaar posted...

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Temporary_Infinite_Supply

Fuck yeah, I got a great power and I have no problem with being respectful of somebody in my mind or having frank conversations about normal thoughts and feelings.

She's still a normal girl though.

Like, if you think she isn't gonna tease you to feed her ego a bit then you're wrong. Holding back your thoughts won't work either, she's a master at this and has been doing it since middleschool.

Maybe you'll make friends though, it's possible.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Polearm_Construction

with this i won't even need to go to work. godly powers that i can choose to create on a whim? fuck working

So I got this:

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation

and realized this isn't a super power. Literally it is just having the On/Off switch for reality. Lame. Rerolled.

Got this.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mutagenetics_Mastery

This also isn't a super power. It is just an extreme knowledge of how mutations work. Rerolled.

Got this

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Engineering_Inducement

Again, not a super power. This is just the knowledge and skill to make stuff into cyborgs.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lightning_Absorption

Voted yes before clicking on the powers. I'm ok with this. I generally don't have sexual thoughts about coworkers beyond "Oh hey, what a nice rack" etc (internalized, not hitting on someone) and frankly if that's more than she can handle she's not gonna make it in the real world anyway. This would most likely be extra true if I knew she could read my mind.

If I'm stuck with the first one, I'm just instantly rebooting the world. If the second, and I can figure out how to make it work, we're living in MHA now. If the third I'll augment anything and everything I can figure out how to tinker with (with consent, of course). IDK what the practical use is for the last one but being able to charge up by grabbing a live wire is at least interesting

itachi15243 posted...

She's still a normal girl though.

Like, if you think she isn't gonna tease you to feed her ego a bit then you're wrong. Holding back your thoughts won't work either, she's a master at this and has been doing it since middleschool.

Maybe you'll make friends though, it's possible.

I'm sure I would occasionally think things about her being attractive but I'm not a degenerate who can't keep from thinking raunchy things. I have had many attractive women coworkers and currently live with one, this is not some out there scenario where I can't know for sure how I would react.

I low key got one of the best powers. No one would suspect anything.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

I low key got one of the best powers. No one would suspect anything.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation

That's basically just having all the super powers if you can create your own custom deck of super card powers and then call up the one you want at any given moment.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Precision/Absolute

I have negative luck so I get trash even on something as meaningless as hypotheticals.

I got Psionic Field Projection, seems like I can make a bubble shield to block it.

fire_bolt posted...

So I got this:

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation

and realized this isn't a super power. Literally it is just having the On/Off switch for reality. Lame. Rerolled

I'm pretty sure controlling the beginning and the end of every universe would definitely be considered a super power. Although I assume that means that you can control when the beginning and end are, and what happens during them.

So that could actually be pretty crazy. Especially if you make other universes that interact with this one if you don't want to end this one perhaps? Either way lack of imagination does not mean free rerolls damnit. >.> (jk)

Tenlaar posted...

I'm sure I would occasionally think things about her being attractive but I'm not a degenerate who can't keep from thinking raunchy things. I have had many attractive women coworkers and currently live with one, this is not some out there scenario where I can't know for sure how I would react.

Alrighty then.

Great to know you won't fail spectacularly or get sent to jail. I was hoping at least that much from CE I guess? I mean, she might even be willing to tell you what you're thinking way down in your subconscious if you really are so nice, I guess.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Embolism_Inducement
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AAE14lAAE22j.jpg

Tenlaar posted...

That's basically just having all the super powers if you can create your own custom deck of super card powers and then call up the one you want at any given moment.

I'm Peter Petrelli.

King_Rial posted...

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Embolism_Inducement
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AAE14lAAE22j.jpg

You'll always have a job with the CIA at least. If you truly would never kill anyone, I'll upgrade it to blood manipulation for fun I guess.

itachi15243 posted...

You'll always have a job with the CIA at least. If you truly would never kill anyone, I'll upgrade it to blood manipulation for fun I guess.

Eh, I don't think I'd want that either. I don't want to hurt anyone.

I guess

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pure_Gas_Manipulation

itachi15243 posted...

You'll always have a job with the CIA at least. If you truly would never kill anyone, I'll upgrade it to blood manipulation for fun I guess.

I'm pretty sure it's straight up the actual job of the guy from the Imager novels.

Only read two or three of them but they trained him to do shit like that with his powers.

itachi15243 posted...

She can do it mostly whenever, but only bothers to do it when she's near you, working with you, or communicating in some way. She does however do it for a minimum of 12 hours a week.

Oh, and obviously you are only supposed to see what the power is after you vote btw people. >.>

that's why i asked if it's within the context of my job. if she only bothers to do it near me, working with, or communicating, she'd be doing it 15 minutes tops per day. i wfh, my job is mostly a single person thing 99% of the time, so she'd only cross my path during our morning meetings.

if she has to get 12 hours of thoughts, 10 hours and 45 minutes of it would be private thoughts. no deal.

Ah I see.

Anyways I rolled "be very good at using rifles"

Nope.

Sure

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Plasma_Absorption

All I know is that I see Captain Atom, and IIRC he's OP as hell

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Phagogenesis

...

I was kind of hot for the idea, but no. No. NO.

Deal. Let's see what super power I get...

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Apsara_Physiology

I am okay with this. This gives me a lot of abilities, including shapeshifting, immortality and flight

pauIie posted...

that's why i asked if it's within the context of my job. if she only bothers to do it near me, working with, or communicating, she'd be doing it 15 minutes tops per day. i wfh, my job is mostly a single person thing 99% of the time, so she'd only cross my path during our morning meetings.

if she has to get 12 hours of thoughts, 10 hours and 45 minutes of it would be private thoughts. no deal.

Alright I guess. You don't have to accept, you just don't get a power if you dont.

But if you do, something will be figured out for you guys to work together for enough time. That much is guaranteed.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Exceptional_Sex_Appeal

Decided to reroll, seems i hit a jackpot.

Well, it's only fun if you first take the deal (or not) and then roll the dice, so yes, give it to me.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hell_Lordship

Definitily not what I expected, but... damn, that sounds more like extra work.

my super power is belly bouncing which doesn't seem all that great as far as super powers go

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Magic

I'm taking that deal in a heartbeat

She would definitely try to get me arrested. What they call intrusive thoughts are just my normal thoughts.

Guide posted...

She would definitely try to get me arrested. What they call intrusive thoughts are just my normal thoughts.

The fuck? Are you saying that you think about raping women? I don't know what else "intrusive thoughts" that would have a woman wanting you arrested is supposed to mean.

Voted yes.

Temporal Transcendence
The user exists beyond the concept of time, which makes them absolutely immune to its effects and all that is caused by it time and temporal phenomena/powers. They are ageless and untouchable to anything that happens in time. As their body exists beyond time, they do not expend any energy, and neither need to eat nor sleep or get fatigued, any diseases do not progress, thus rendering them immune to diseases. They may also exhibit regenerative capabilities as a result of their temporal transcendence, as their bodies will always revert to the point in time in which they were not injured.

I don't think she could even read my mind in that state. Like, she'd have to avoid using her powers to read my mind because trying to understand my thoughts as they were moving around infinitely in time would drive her insane.

Actually the powers themselves would be the worst part. How could I possibly go back to a normal life after existing like that?

Got this:
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Order_Magic

Don't care what she thinks about my thoughts when I'm basically a god.

Tenlaar posted...

The fuck? Are you saying that you think about raping women? I don't know what else "intrusive thoughts" that would have a woman wanting you arrested is supposed to mean.

That's the first crime you jump to? idk man maybe check your own thoughts

Guide posted...

She would definitely try to get me arrested. What they call intrusive thoughts are just my normal thoughts.

h23456bca posted...

Proboscis Protrusion

no thanks

Yeah, you're not the first people that she's dealt with that are like this. As long as you aren't very obviously doing it on purpose, you'll be fine. She can tell the difference between intrusive thoughts and harassment.

itachi15243 posted...

Yeah, you're not the first people that she's dealt with that are like this. As long as you aren't very obviously doing it on purpose, you'll be fine. She can tell the difference between intrusive thoughts and harassment.

Isn't she the one intruding on my thoughts, though? As far as I can tell, that massive breach of privacy is the harassment.