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Skankhair 09/18/23 1:50:00 PM #1: |
I drank too much last night and my girlfriend kicked me out. I went for a long walk wearing a red shirt (which is my trademark, I always wear a red shirt so that if I die hopefully someone will understand the Star Trek reference and find it ironic) and wandered into the crazy neighborhood. Everyone calls it the crazy neighborhood because the people on this block are super paranoid and one guy even flies a drone around to spy on everyone. So anyway, Im in the crazy neighborhood and since Im drunk I accidentally urinate in my pants, and yes, a little bit got in my mouth. I see a yard with a hose that is stretched all the way to the sidewalk and its running with water just pouring down the storm drain (like I said, the crazy neighborhood), so I use it to rinse off the delicious urine. And wouldnt you know, I hear the drone, watching me wash myself. I said get out of here and at the same time some guy in a car (which had been following me for some time) also said get out of here. He was talking to me, but I was talking to the drone. I said jinx! And then the drone flew off. I woke up in the dudes car, parked in front of my house, with him nowhere to be found, but there was a note. The note red. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 09/18/23 1:52:40 PM #2: |
Crazy...I was crazy once...
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DKBananaSlamma 09/18/23 1:54:15 PM #3: |
Oh man, that's crazy! It also reminds me of the time I drank too much last night and my girlfriend kicked me out. I went for a long walk wearing a red shirt (which is my trademark, I always wear a red shirt so that if I die hopefully someone will understand the Star Trek reference and find it ironic) and wandered into the crazy neighborhood. Everyone calls it the crazy neighborhood because the people on this block are super paranoid and one guy even flies a drone around to spy on everyone.
So anyway, Im in the crazy neighborhood and since Im drunk I accidentally urinate in my pants, and yes, a little bit got in my mouth. I see a yard with a hose that is stretched all the way to the sidewalk and its running with water just pouring down the storm drain (like I said, the crazy neighborhood), so I use it to rinse off the delicious urine. And wouldnt you know, I hear the drone, watching me wash myself. I said get out of here and at the same time some guy in a car (which had been following me for some time) also said get out of here. He was talking to me, but I was talking to the drone. I said jinx! And then the drone flew off. I woke up in the dudes car, parked in front of my house, with him nowhere to be found, but there was a note. The note red. --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 09/18/23 1:54:17 PM #4: |
you could have gone your entire life with out sharing this story
i wish to move to the universe where that happened --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 09/18/23 1:55:34 PM #5: |
AceMos posted...
you could have gone your entire life with out sharing this storyIt's a parody of this topic https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80569505 --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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archizzy 09/18/23 1:55:51 PM #6: |
I remember yesterdays post. I thought the guy with the drone was weird.
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Skankhair 09/18/23 1:57:26 PM #7: |
AceMos posted... you could have gone your entire life with out sharing this story Sorry, I tasted too much wine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 09/18/23 2:03:32 PM #8: |
NoxObscuras posted...
It's a parody of this topicoh ok --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skankhair 09/18/23 2:05:58 PM #9: |
Plot twist: AceMos is my girlfriend and she kicked me out because I can taste the difference between a Pinot Noir from California and a Pinot Noir from a different part of California. It just takes me 14 glasses to be sure. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 09/18/23 2:06:20 PM #10: |
sorry im gay
--- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skankhair 09/18/23 2:08:01 PM #11: |
AceMos posted... sorry im gay NOW you tell me?! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Golden_Key33 09/18/23 2:09:22 PM #12: |
AceMos posted...
sorry im gayYou don't have to be sorry AceMos. It's 2023, you be whatever you want to be! --- Shiny Dex: https://pokedextracker.com/u/GoldenKey/full-shiny-dex ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LSGW_Zephyra 09/18/23 2:11:51 PM #13: |
This topic, I can't even XD
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Skankhair 09/18/23 2:12:42 PM #14: |
Golden_Key33 posted... You don't have to be sorry AceMos. It's 2023, you be whatever you want to be! That implies that being gay is a choice. Its not a choice, just like being my girlfriend is not a choice. Right AceMos? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 09/18/23 2:14:05 PM #15: |
This is why I CE
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AceMos 09/18/23 2:15:33 PM #16: |
sorry you are not my type and im really uncomfortable with this gag
--- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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burns112233 09/18/23 2:20:10 PM #17: |
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Skankhair 09/18/23 2:20:42 PM #18: |
AceMos posted... sorry you are not my type and im really uncomfortable with this gag If you dont want me to wear the gag I can just rock the gimp mask from now on. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 09/18/23 2:21:54 PM #19: |
dude wtf i just told you im not comfortable with this
--- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrFingers07 09/18/23 2:21:58 PM #20: |
AceMos posted...
sorry you are not my type and im really uncomfortable with this gagThen why respond? You know they're going to keep on with the gag --- :D Brawlin' Mains: R.O.B., Lucario, Pikachu, Wolf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LSGW_Zephyra 09/18/23 2:23:47 PM #21: |
Skankhair posted...
If you dont want me to wear the gag I can just rock the gimp mask from now on. Hey seriously, cut it out. It's rude. Just ignore her. --- Bioshock gave us a fictional world showing why libertarianism doesn't work. Cryptos/NFTs gave us the real world example (She/Her) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skankhair 09/18/23 2:24:49 PM #22: |
AceMos posted... dude wtf i just told you im not comfortable with this You have several options here. You can stop reading the topic. You can block me. Or you can keep posting and I will keep rocking the ball gag while you pee on me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 09/18/23 2:25:16 PM #23: |
Lmao
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Yawn_Master2 09/18/23 2:25:59 PM #24: |
Weakness masquerading as strength.
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Crimson_Corsair 09/18/23 2:28:05 PM #25: |
Skankhair posted...
You have several options here. You can stop reading the topic. You can block me. Or you can keep posting and I will keep rocking the ball gag while you pee on me.XD --- My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JKwaffle 09/18/23 2:28:12 PM #26: |
This topic is a wild ride.
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Pikachuchupika 09/18/23 2:31:35 PM #27: |
wtf is going on in this topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tig 09/18/23 7:33:47 PM #28: |
--- Bounce ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bsp77 09/18/23 7:36:21 PM #29: |
Skankhair posted...
You have several options here...Reported for harassing her. How do you possibly think this is okay behavior? --- Currently playing: Armored Core VI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 09/18/23 7:39:13 PM #30: |
Skankhair posted... You have several options here. You can stop reading the topic. You can block me. Or you can keep posting and I will keep rocking the ball gag while you pee on me. you could stop posting too, but it's not going to be an option once you get put in timeout --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarcoRubio 09/18/23 8:15:20 PM #31: |
AceMos posted...
you could have gone your entire life with out sharing this story I wish you to also move there! --- Confirmed unbiased ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skankhair 09/19/23 3:30:07 PM #32: |
bsp77 posted... Reported for harassing her. How do you possibly think this is okay behavior? thronedfire2 posted... you could stop posting too, but it's not going to be an option once you get put in timeout Cry harder. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bsp77 09/19/23 3:50:57 PM #33: |
Skankhair posted...
Cry harder.I know you got modded :) --- Currently playing: Armored Core VI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skankhair 09/19/23 3:53:15 PM #34: |
bsp77 posted... I know you got modded :) No karma loss and the post that was deleted was quoted multiple times. So I need you to cry even harder. Can you do that for me? Can you cry even harder? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bsp77 09/19/23 3:59:44 PM #35: |
Skankhair posted...
No karma loss and the post that was deleted was quoted multiple times. So I need you to cry even harder. Can you do that for me? Can you cry even harder?Nah. Too involved with planning my wedding and searching for homes to be crying. I have no need to insult you, but the fact that you think harassment (of a somewhat sexual nature no less) is okay tells me all I need to know about you. --- Currently playing: Armored Core VI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skankhair 09/19/23 4:30:58 PM #36: |
bsp77 posted... bump Thanks for signal boosting me! Now go cry more ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skankhair 09/19/23 4:35:30 PM #38: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Current Events baby! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skankhair 09/19/23 4:42:00 PM #40: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Everyone knows youre embarrassed. No need to say so. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skankhair 09/19/23 4:46:51 PM #42: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] CE is a weird ass place. If I acted normal here then I would be crazy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrKapowski 09/19/23 6:22:03 PM #44: |
Only a warn for this guy?
Get your shit together gamefaqs. --- So! You want to hear a story, eh? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 09/19/23 6:22:34 PM #45: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]
sadly he can still post elsewhere MrKapowski posted... Only a warn for this guy? I only marked two of his posts before, just did the other two still up so maybe they'll upgrade the warning --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bsp77 09/19/23 6:30:23 PM #46: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Good. Sexual harassment is not okay. She told him to stop TWICE and he didn't --- Currently playing: Armored Core VI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CARRRNE_ASADA 09/20/23 3:10:39 PM #47: |
Wow..I thought CE was better than this? TC got warned, but shouldve been banned. This is not okay
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MartinBrodeur 09/20/23 4:47:45 PM #48: |
I feel like I'm in a completely different world from the internet. Dudes in real life act like how the TC was acting all the time, women who are uncomfortable with that sort of stuff would typically ignore the guy from the first interaction, not constantly be in their face complaining how uncomfortable they feel. Typically women who say stuff like that low-key love the attention. >_>
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bsp77 09/20/23 4:51:19 PM #49: |
MartinBrodeur posted...
I feel like I'm in a completely different world from the internet. Dudes in real life act like how the TC was acting all the time, women who are uncomfortable with that sort of stuff would typically ignore the guy from the first interaction, not constantly be in their face complaining how uncomfortable they feel. Typically women who say stuff like that low-key love the attention. >_>You are part of the problem --- Currently playing: Armored Core VI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 09/20/23 4:55:41 PM #50: |
I generally like Skanhair's posting, but wtf at being so persistently creepy just to intentionally make another person feel uncomfortable when they've expressed it does and asked you to stop.
Talk about being a fucking creep. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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