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Skankhair
09/18/23 1:50:00 PM
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I drank too much last night and my girlfriend kicked me out. I went for a long walk wearing a red shirt (which is my trademark, I always wear a red shirt so that if I die hopefully someone will understand the Star Trek reference and find it ironic) and wandered into the crazy neighborhood. Everyone calls it the crazy neighborhood because the people on this block are super paranoid and one guy even flies a drone around to spy on everyone.

So anyway, Im in the crazy neighborhood and since Im drunk I accidentally urinate in my pants, and yes, a little bit got in my mouth. I see a yard with a hose that is stretched all the way to the sidewalk and its running with water just pouring down the storm drain (like I said, the crazy neighborhood), so I use it to rinse off the delicious urine. And wouldnt you know, I hear the drone, watching me wash myself. I said get out of here and at the same time some guy in a car (which had been following me for some time) also said get out of here. He was talking to me, but I was talking to the drone. I said jinx! And then the drone flew off.

I woke up in the dudes car, parked in front of my house, with him nowhere to be found, but there was a note.

The note red.
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Cocytus
09/18/23 1:52:40 PM
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Crazy...I was crazy once...

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DKBananaSlamma
09/18/23 1:54:15 PM
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Oh man, that's crazy! It also reminds me of the time I drank too much last night and my girlfriend kicked me out. I went for a long walk wearing a red shirt (which is my trademark, I always wear a red shirt so that if I die hopefully someone will understand the Star Trek reference and find it ironic) and wandered into the crazy neighborhood. Everyone calls it the crazy neighborhood because the people on this block are super paranoid and one guy even flies a drone around to spy on everyone.

So anyway, Im in the crazy neighborhood and since Im drunk I accidentally urinate in my pants, and yes, a little bit got in my mouth. I see a yard with a hose that is stretched all the way to the sidewalk and its running with water just pouring down the storm drain (like I said, the crazy neighborhood), so I use it to rinse off the delicious urine. And wouldnt you know, I hear the drone, watching me wash myself. I said get out of here and at the same time some guy in a car (which had been following me for some time) also said get out of here. He was talking to me, but I was talking to the drone. I said jinx! And then the drone flew off.

I woke up in the dudes car, parked in front of my house, with him nowhere to be found, but there was a note.

The note red.

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AceMos
09/18/23 1:54:17 PM
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you could have gone your entire life with out sharing this story

i wish to move to the universe where that happened

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NoxObscuras
09/18/23 1:55:34 PM
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AceMos posted...
you could have gone your entire life with out sharing this story

i wish to move to the universe where that happened
It's a parody of this topic

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80569505

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archizzy
09/18/23 1:55:51 PM
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I remember yesterdays post. I thought the guy with the drone was weird.

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Skankhair
09/18/23 1:57:26 PM
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AceMos posted...
you could have gone your entire life with out sharing this story

i wish to move to the universe where that happened

Sorry, I tasted too much wine.
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AceMos
09/18/23 2:03:32 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
It's a parody of this topic

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80569505
oh ok


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Skankhair
09/18/23 2:05:58 PM
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Plot twist: AceMos is my girlfriend and she kicked me out because I can taste the difference between a Pinot Noir from California and a Pinot Noir from a different part of California. It just takes me 14 glasses to be sure.
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AceMos
09/18/23 2:06:20 PM
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sorry im gay

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Skankhair
09/18/23 2:08:01 PM
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AceMos posted...
sorry im gay

NOW you tell me?!
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Golden_Key33
09/18/23 2:09:22 PM
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AceMos posted...
sorry im gay
You don't have to be sorry AceMos. It's 2023, you be whatever you want to be!

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LSGW_Zephyra
09/18/23 2:11:51 PM
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This topic, I can't even XD

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Skankhair
09/18/23 2:12:42 PM
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Golden_Key33 posted...
You don't have to be sorry AceMos. It's 2023, you be whatever you want to be!

That implies that being gay is a choice.

Its not a choice, just like being my girlfriend is not a choice.

Right AceMos?
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PoopPotato
09/18/23 2:14:05 PM
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This is why I CE

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AceMos
09/18/23 2:15:33 PM
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sorry you are not my type and im really uncomfortable with this gag

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burns112233
09/18/23 2:20:10 PM
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Skankhair
09/18/23 2:20:42 PM
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AceMos posted...
sorry you are not my type and im really uncomfortable with this gag

If you dont want me to wear the gag I can just rock the gimp mask from now on.
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AceMos
09/18/23 2:21:54 PM
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dude wtf i just told you im not comfortable with this

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MrFingers07
09/18/23 2:21:58 PM
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AceMos posted...
sorry you are not my type and im really uncomfortable with this gag
Then why respond? You know they're going to keep on with the gag

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LSGW_Zephyra
09/18/23 2:23:47 PM
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Skankhair posted...
If you dont want me to wear the gag I can just rock the gimp mask from now on.

Hey seriously, cut it out. It's rude. Just ignore her.

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Skankhair
09/18/23 2:24:49 PM
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AceMos posted...
dude wtf i just told you im not comfortable with this

You have several options here. You can stop reading the topic. You can block me. Or you can keep posting and I will keep rocking the ball gag while you pee on me.
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PoopPotato
09/18/23 2:25:16 PM
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Lmao

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Yawn_Master2
09/18/23 2:25:59 PM
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Weakness masquerading as strength.

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Crimson_Corsair
09/18/23 2:28:05 PM
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Skankhair posted...
You have several options here. You can stop reading the topic. You can block me. Or you can keep posting and I will keep rocking the ball gag while you pee on me.
XD

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JKwaffle
09/18/23 2:28:12 PM
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This topic is a wild ride.

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Pikachuchupika
09/18/23 2:31:35 PM
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wtf is going on in this topic.
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Tig
09/18/23 7:33:47 PM
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bsp77
09/18/23 7:36:21 PM
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Skankhair posted...
You have several options here...
Reported for harassing her. How do you possibly think this is okay behavior?

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thronedfire2
09/18/23 7:39:13 PM
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Skankhair posted...
You have several options here. You can stop reading the topic. You can block me. Or you can keep posting and I will keep rocking the ball gag while you pee on me.

you could stop posting too, but it's not going to be an option once you get put in timeout

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MarcoRubio
09/18/23 8:15:20 PM
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AceMos posted...
you could have gone your entire life with out sharing this story

i wish to move to the universe where that happened

I wish you to also move there!

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Skankhair
09/19/23 3:30:07 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Reported for harassing her. How do you possibly think this is okay behavior?

thronedfire2 posted...
you could stop posting too, but it's not going to be an option once you get put in timeout

Cry harder.
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bsp77
09/19/23 3:50:57 PM
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Skankhair posted...
Cry harder.
I know you got modded :)

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Skankhair
09/19/23 3:53:15 PM
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bsp77 posted...
I know you got modded :)

No karma loss and the post that was deleted was quoted multiple times. So I need you to cry even harder. Can you do that for me? Can you cry even harder?
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bsp77
09/19/23 3:59:44 PM
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Skankhair posted...
No karma loss and the post that was deleted was quoted multiple times. So I need you to cry even harder. Can you do that for me? Can you cry even harder?
Nah. Too involved with planning my wedding and searching for homes to be crying.

I have no need to insult you, but the fact that you think harassment (of a somewhat sexual nature no less) is okay tells me all I need to know about you.

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Skankhair
09/19/23 4:30:58 PM
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bsp77 posted...
bump

Thanks for signal boosting me! Now go cry more
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Skankhair
09/19/23 4:35:30 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Current Events baby!
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Skankhair
09/19/23 4:42:00 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Everyone knows youre embarrassed. No need to say so.
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Skankhair
09/19/23 4:46:51 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


CE is a weird ass place. If I acted normal here then I would be crazy.
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MrKapowski
09/19/23 6:22:03 PM
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Only a warn for this guy?

Get your shit together gamefaqs.


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thronedfire2
09/19/23 6:22:34 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


sadly he can still post elsewhere

MrKapowski posted...
Only a warn for this guy?

Get your shit together gamefaqs.

I only marked two of his posts before, just did the other two still up so maybe they'll upgrade the warning

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bsp77
09/19/23 6:30:23 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Good. Sexual harassment is not okay. She told him to stop TWICE and he didn't

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CARRRNE_ASADA
09/20/23 3:10:39 PM
#47:


Wow..I thought CE was better than this? TC got warned, but shouldve been banned. This is not okay

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MartinBrodeur
09/20/23 4:47:45 PM
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I feel like I'm in a completely different world from the internet. Dudes in real life act like how the TC was acting all the time, women who are uncomfortable with that sort of stuff would typically ignore the guy from the first interaction, not constantly be in their face complaining how uncomfortable they feel. Typically women who say stuff like that low-key love the attention. >_>

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bsp77
09/20/23 4:51:19 PM
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MartinBrodeur posted...
I feel like I'm in a completely different world from the internet. Dudes in real life act like how the TC was acting all the time, women who are uncomfortable with that sort of stuff would typically ignore the guy from the first interaction, not constantly be in their face complaining how uncomfortable they feel. Typically women who say stuff like that low-key love the attention. >_>
You are part of the problem

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Kradek
09/20/23 4:55:41 PM
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I generally like Skanhair's posting, but wtf at being so persistently creepy just to intentionally make another person feel uncomfortable when they've expressed it does and asked you to stop.

Talk about being a fucking creep.

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