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Walking around all day with swamp ass

poop before shower

I use wet wipes at home but don't have the option at work.

I got a bidet and a portable one coming in who knows when.

Noname12 posted...

Walking around all day with swamp ass

What kind of monster just poops and goes walking around for hours?

Poop before showering. And on the rare days where I can't achieve this feat, I'll poop and then shower again.

I tried bidets several times but I really don't like the feeling of water down there after pooping. Besides, you still have to use some sheets of toilet paper for the first wipe and for drying.

Aside from that, my poop is practically always formed like a proper sausage. It's not rare in my case that the first wipe is clean.

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I never smell bad down there, since I shower daily and generally take care of my body.

So stop generalizing and just use whatever you prefer, bidet or not.

Edit: Baby wipes can be a nice addition though.

Just wet the toilet paper with the bathroom sink as a final wipe. Kind of the same.

chaos_knight posted...

Just wet the toilet paper with the bathroom sink as a final wipe. Kind of the same.

Do you get up with your pants at your knees and squat walk to the sink

Noname12 posted...

Do you get up with your pants at your knees and squat walk to the sink

If I'm at home, pants are fully off and the sink is right there anyway close to the toilet.

i use the garden hose

I use Cottonelle wet wipes, and I like to try and do it before showering as well if possible.

People talking about pooping before a shower, like you haven't started pooping 2 - 3 times a day yet.

I use the cottenelle wet wipes and a portable bidet.

Why do you assume that?

...you still poop?

Im still waiting for the three seashells to be invented.