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MARlO
09/17/23 5:32:42 AM
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Three hours every Saturday. Yes even if he goes to jail.

$2.5 mil for 2 years.

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ExistentialFear
09/17/23 5:33:45 AM
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I'll spend every saturday with ANYONE for 2.5 million. Only people who grew up with money would say no.
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Zergrush80
09/17/23 5:50:46 AM
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You said spend it with him, like all I have to do is be in his presence, doesnt say gotta associate with him so Ill just put in my blue tooth headphones and drown out his constant infantile crying.

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Choco
09/17/23 5:51:31 AM
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ce always takes the money these people don't give a shit about their personal freedom

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rexcrk
09/17/23 5:52:04 AM
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Being set for life for having to be in the presence of that idiot for only 100-ish days?

Sign me the fuck up.


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ExistentialFear
09/17/23 5:53:16 AM
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Choco posted...
ce always takes the money these people don't give a shit about their personal freedom
You can't buy a house with your "personal freedom"
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Revelation34
09/17/23 5:54:47 AM
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What's the downside exactly? It doesn't say you have to do shit with him.

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Choco
09/17/23 5:55:05 AM
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ExistentialFear posted...
You can't buy a house with your "personal freedom"
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R1masher
09/17/23 5:56:25 AM
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TetsuoS2
09/17/23 5:58:13 AM
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imagine if u get imprisoned cuz u spent too much time with him at the wrong time.

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Thermador446
09/17/23 5:59:11 AM
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I had 2 Ekridge farms jalapeno cheddar smoked sausages, and they gave me explosive farts, if I ate 3 or 4 Friday night, I should be good.

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Kradek
09/17/23 6:00:28 AM
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Sure, and I'll give him the 500k to never talk to me during those 3 hours.

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Zergrush80
09/17/23 6:04:26 AM
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Kradek posted...
Sure, and I'll give him the 500k to never talk to me during those 3 hours.

What "personal freedom" is threatened other than 3 hours every Saturday for 2 years? You're not losing any rights or freedoms by being near him for those 3 hours, just brain cells every time he opens his mouth.
Why give him 500k when you will most likely succeed in bribing him with McDonalds when you show up.

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jumi
09/17/23 6:04:32 AM
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312 hours for 2.5 milly? Easy money.

Especially if I can antagonize him.

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Link_HT
09/17/23 6:06:19 AM
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Choco posted...
ce always takes the money these people don't give a shit about their personal freedom
Pretty funny take, specially when most people have to give up 40 hours a week of their "personal freedom" just to exist. I guess I could choose to be homeless, what joy
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Kradek
09/17/23 6:13:04 AM
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Zergrush80 posted...
Why give him 500k when you will most likely succeed in bribing him with McDonalds when you show up.

Cause eventually his happy meal will be gone and he will become an unhappy toddler throwing a tantrum. Money is one of the very few things he actually enjoys in this world. Getting paid 500k to just not talk for 3 hours every Saturday for 2 years seems like a good deal for him and I still get 2m.

My main thing is if he starts talking to me, I may end up getting into potential "threatening the former President" territory, and I'm not looking to get iced by secret service.

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Foppe
09/17/23 6:15:34 AM
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Do I have to pay for the airplane tickets and hotel costs related to this?

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EthanSilver
09/17/23 6:49:16 AM
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Not like spending time with him means I approve of him. Or have to vote for em and the like. 2 years? Easy 2.5 million dollars.
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EthanSilver
09/17/23 6:51:20 AM
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ExistentialFear posted...
I'll spend every saturday with ANYONE for 2.5 million. Only people who grew up with money would say no.
Also, this is sorta true.

Again, not like it means you have to approve of him now.
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reincarnator07
09/17/23 7:04:50 AM
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I voted pass, but there's a massive difference between every Saturday and just a few hours every Saturday. I'd do it for sure.

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DrizztLink
09/17/23 7:12:16 AM
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Choco posted...
ce always takes the money these people don't give a shit about their personal freedom
You're bitching about someone taking a hypothetical weekend gig for $8000 an hour.

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Turbam
09/17/23 7:13:20 AM
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I would bring my phone and bombard him with MLP porn

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MisterPengy
09/17/23 8:04:19 AM
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You guys are missing the catch: What happens if he croaks before the two years are up? Do I get teleported into his coffin for 3 hours every Saturday?

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thronedfire2
09/17/23 8:05:33 AM
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Only 3 hours? Easy deal

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gu-gohan
09/17/23 9:32:00 AM
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No, not worth it.

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Prismsblade
09/17/23 9:34:21 AM
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Yea, aside from the money I'd be able to build connection through him I otherwise couldn't with just money. So that's a huge bonus.

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Cephalopods
09/17/23 9:38:39 AM
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Do you think he plays Mario Kart or Smash Bro? Maybe it wouldn't be too bad if I could get him to play some video games.
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Glob
09/17/23 9:46:00 AM
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Id have to travel to wherever he is? If so, no deal. The travelling alone would be a killer.
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gatorsPENSbucs
09/17/23 9:50:33 AM
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No thanks, not many people Id say yes to. For quite a few months I need college football, and Im not trying to be forced to hang out with anyone, especially someone I know I wouldnt have anything in common with.

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WingsOfGood
09/17/23 9:51:50 AM
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if he dies do I have to go to the graveyard and stay there all day or...

dig up the coffin and share it with the corpse?
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Vicious_Dios
09/17/23 9:52:39 AM
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For that amount? Sure.


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LeoRavus
09/17/23 9:54:15 AM
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Yeah. And flatter his rich bloated ass to try and more money on top of it.

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kingdrake2
09/17/23 10:35:09 AM
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Thermador446 posted...
jalapeno cheddar smoked sausages


those are the best. good food choice.

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ooger
09/17/23 10:39:06 AM
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Unless I get to throw shaving cream filled water balloons at him while he's in a jail cell, that is a hard pass.

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Bass
09/17/23 10:53:21 AM
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Despise Trump, but sure. That's life changing money for not that much time. I spend more time at work and get paid significantly less. I'd never have to work again too if I manage that money correctly.

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Glob
09/17/23 10:54:26 AM
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Bass posted...
Despise Trump, but sure. That's life changing money for not that much time. I spend more time at work and get paid significantly less. I'd never have to work again too if I manage that money correctly.

If I could magically teleport there and back, Id do it. TC never answered about travel time though.
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Kitt
09/17/23 10:55:01 AM
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Sure, I'll take it. He sucks but I'd be entertained by the funny/delusional tangents he'll go on.

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Vicious_Dios
09/17/23 11:00:06 AM
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ooger posted...
Unless I get to throw shaving cream filled water balloons at him while he's in a jail cell, that is a hard pass.

What's funny here is that in this scenario this dude will go out of his way to buy a pack of balloons, shaving cream (in bulk), and make the drive in what I'm assuming would be several states over (not to mention pitstops).

Soon following his arrival he then needs to ask for clearance just to even enter said institution while simultaneously sneaking in his bag of weird paraphernalia past the guards, find his holding block only to limply throw his inflated balloons through the narrow bars at a creeped out inmate who doesn't know he even exists as he sees colorful balloons bouncing off walls, rails, and random passer-bys because he missed all of his shots.



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tripleh213
09/17/23 11:02:20 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Only 3 hours? Easy deal


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Heineken14
09/17/23 11:10:02 AM
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Foppe posted...
Do I have to pay for the airplane tickets and hotel costs related to this?


Yeah, there are a lot of unanswered questions here. We talking magical just getting poofed into the room with Donnie. Is it a set time every Saturday? What exactly is "spending time" with him? Do I have to follow him to the bathroom when he gets one of his care givers to change his diaper or can I just sit in a room in Mar a Lago and watch soccer all day before getting genie poofed back to my house?

I mean, it could go many different ways of you getting a lot of easy money to talk shit to one of the biggest assholes around or it could be incredibly shitty and not worth the money at all.

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The_Popo
09/17/23 11:11:58 AM
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Choco posted...
ce always takes the money these people don't give a shit about their personal freedom

What I lose in 3 hours per week for 2 years, I gain in 40ish hours per week for like the next 40 years.

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ooger
09/17/23 11:21:28 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
What's funny here is that in this scenario this dude will go out of his way to buy a pack of balloons, shaving cream (in bulk), and make the drive in what I'm assuming would be several states over (not to mention pitstops).

Soon following his arrival he then needs to ask for clearance just to even enter said institution while simultaneously sneaking in his bag of weird paraphernalia past the guards, find his holding block only to limply throw his inflated balloons through the narrow bars at a creeped out inmate who doesn't know he even exists as he sees colorful balloons bouncing off walls, rails, and random passer-bys because he missed all of his shots.

Did I make the Dumpy Trumpy fan mad?

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Toonstrack
09/17/23 11:23:32 AM
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I mean, I could make 2.5 million last 10 years, minimum, with no job, pursue my artistic goals and all I gave to sacrifice is being in the vicinity of an old dude who may not be alive another two years once a week?

Yeah I could see that working.

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ooger
09/17/23 11:28:00 AM
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lol, true. What a joke.

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PurestProdigy
09/17/23 11:29:16 AM
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MisterPengy posted...
You guys are missing the catch: What happens if he croaks before the two years are up? Do I get teleported into his coffin for 3 hours every Saturday?

Still would take the deal tbh my 3DS has at least that much battery life

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TomClark
09/17/23 11:31:49 AM
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Do I have to be in the cell with him, or can we hang in the visiting room/yard?

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TheMikh
09/17/23 11:42:56 AM
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i'm sure i could learn a bit from the man in a domain or two, maybe even establish some connections in his broader network. hell, interview him on the record during those weekends and garner some ad revenue and clout.

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