Current Events > Man gets cucked in BG3 and loses his mind

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Blue_Inigo 09/09/23 3:14:30 PM #1:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/7/AAaaLFAAE02h.jpg Poor guy just got obsessed over Halsin and his bear cock being what Shadowheart wants --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:975960370] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/7/AAaaLFAAE02h.jpg Poor guy just got obsessed over Halsin and his bear cock being what Shadowheart wants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/09/23 3:15:08 PM #2:	Didn't realize this was a game for high IQ individuals --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:975960378] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Didn't realize this was a game for high IQ individuals </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 09/09/23 3:16:39 PM #3:	lmao, it's just a game bro --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:975960405] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>lmao, it's just a game bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 09/09/23 3:16:50 PM #4:	I think I may need to try this game out this is some sort of dating sim? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:975960406] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>I think I may need to try this game out this is some sort of dating sim? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/09/23 3:17:49 PM #5:	NeonTentacles posted... lmao, it's just a game bro You don't know what it's like to lose a waifu to a superior man --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:975960418] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>NeonTentacles posted... </cite><quote>lmao, it's just a game bro</quote>You don't know what it's like to lose a waifu to a superior man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 09/09/23 3:17:55 PM #6:	Lmao, who knew BG3 had stuff for the NTR crowd. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:975960419] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Lmao, who knew BG3 had stuff for the NTR crowd. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 09/09/23 3:18:37 PM #7:	Druids are the new bulls --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:975960427] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Druids are the new bulls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 09/09/23 3:19:47 PM #8:	SH isn't even the best waifu :V --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:975960441] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>SH isn't even the best waifu :V </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 09/09/23 3:20:02 PM #9:	Do it for her: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/0/AAZ1peAAE02k.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X86b9rkCdDI <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:975960444] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Do it for her:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/0/AAZ1peAAE02k.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 09/09/23 3:21:16 PM #10:	this story makes me think shadowheart might have some daddy issues --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:975960462] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>this story makes me think shadowheart might have some daddy issues </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcyWarcy 09/09/23 3:21:45 PM #11:	on one hand its very funny he had a meltdown over it, on the other hand this being in the game at all sounds like a The Writer's Poorly Disguised Fetish moment if it's anything like he describes lol --- Looks like this gamer's paradise has turned into a gamer's hell............................................... <cite>MarcyWarcy posted [p:975960466] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>on one hand its very funny he had a meltdown over it, on the other hand this being in the game at all sounds like a The Writer's Poorly Disguised Fetish moment if it's anything like he describes lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 09/09/23 3:25:25 PM #12:	Why are people like this. --- "There's nothing more dangerous than a man who's not out for money." <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:975960507] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Why are people like this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 09/09/23 3:26:06 PM #13:	Why would you go to the brothel with your girlfriend anyway? <cite>MrMallard posted [p:975960520] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Why would you go to the brothel with your girlfriend anyway?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 09/09/23 3:26:44 PM #14:	I haven't played BG3 for more than a couple of hours to see how it feels and all of the talk about sex in the game really lessens my interest in giving it an actual playthrough. Is it really that big a part of things or is it just a small part of the game that a ton of people are talking about all the time? <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:975960530] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>I haven't played BG3 for more than a couple of hours to see how it feels and all of the talk about sex in the game really lessens my interest in giving it an actual playthrough. Is it really that big a part of things or is it just a small part of the game that a ton of people are talking about all the time?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 09/09/23 3:26:45 PM #15:	lmfao this writer didn't just ruin it for him during one playthrough, he ruined it for him during all playthroughs for the rest of the guy's life they should start doing this with all pure waifu characters in games with romance options. imagine the meltdown if they did it with tali in mass effect or judy in cyberdork. --- There's a time and place for everything... but not now. <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:975960531] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>lmfaothis writer didn't just ruin it for him during one playthrough, he ruined it for him during all playthroughs for the rest of the guy's lifethey should start doing this with all pure waifu characters in games with romance options. imagine the meltdown if they did it with tali in mass effect or judy in cyberdork. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 09/09/23 3:35:25 PM #16:	I knew Shadowheart was a freak when ~~I let the Priest of Loviatar beat me at the Goblin Camp. She was getting off on it.~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X86b9rkCdDI <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:975960662] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>I knew Shadowheart was a freak when I let the Priest of Loviatar beat me at the Goblin Camp. She was getting off on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CARRRNE_ASADA 09/09/23 3:38:27 PM #17:	Wait til this guys hear about real women and their wants and desires --- SEXY SEXY! <cite>CARRRNE_ASADA posted [p:975960701] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Wait til this guys hear about real women and their wants and desires </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 09/09/23 3:50:35 PM #18:	I feel bad for the guy. It sucks that he is just getting made fun of. --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:975960878] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>I feel bad for the guy. It sucks that he is just getting made fun of. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 09/09/23 3:52:49 PM #19:	I was saving myself for Shadowheart, but she was getting dicked down by the druids --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:975960919] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>I was saving myself for Shadowheart, but she was getting dicked down by the druids </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 09/09/23 3:56:47 PM #20:	Doesn't Halsin drool all over your character if you bring him into your party? --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X86b9rkCdDI <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:975960984] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Doesn't Halsin drool all over your character if you bring him into your party? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 09/09/23 3:59:17 PM #21:	Should have gone with Karlach --- he's #b#reaking all the rules <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:975961026] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Should have gone with Karlach </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 09/09/23 3:59:44 PM #22:	Genuinely hilarious. --- 1 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:975961029] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Genuinely hilarious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 09/09/23 4:01:06 PM #23:	Holy parasocial relationships Batman. --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. The one thing we agree on. <cite>GranAures posted [p:975961051] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Holy parasocial relationships Batman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 09/09/23 4:01:37 PM #24:	Is there a name for this kind of mental disorder? Like, these guys aren't healthy in the brain. Something is really wrong here. --- "Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat <poop>! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" - Babs Johnson <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:975961056] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Is there a name for this kind of mental disorder? Like, these guys aren't healthy in the brain. Something is really wrong here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 09/09/23 4:02:53 PM #25:	IShall_Run_Amok posted... Is there a name for this kind of mental disorder? Like, these guys aren't healthy in the brain. Something is really wrong here. I dunno but it sounds like he self-inserted into a role playing scenario and that never ends well. --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X86b9rkCdDI <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:975961075] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>IShall_Run_Amok posted... </cite><quote>Is there a name for this kind of mental disorder? Like, these guys aren't healthy in the brain. Something is really wrong here.</quote>I dunno but it sounds like he self-inserted into a role playing scenario and that never ends well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 09/09/23 4:02:54 PM #26:	Dude got invested in a story, is that really that weird? --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:975961076] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Dude got invested in a story, is that really that weird? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 09/09/23 4:04:49 PM #27:	Almost everything I've heard about this game is about the romance and the sex --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:975961110] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Almost everything I've heard about this game is about the romance and the sex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 09/09/23 4:06:39 PM #28:	Tenlaar posted... I haven't played BG3 for more than a couple of hours to see how it feels and all of the talk about sex in the game really lessens my interest in giving it an actual playthrough. Is it really that big a part of things or is it just a small part of the game that a ton of people are talking about all the time? Greenfox111 posted... Almost everything I've heard about this game is about the romance and the sex Also these, is it the primary focus of the game? --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:975961141] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite><quote>I haven't played BG3 for more than a couple of hours to see how it feels and all of the talk about sex in the game really lessens my interest in giving it an actual playthrough. Is it really that big a part of things or is it just a small part of the game that a ton of people are talking about all the time?</quote>Greenfox111 posted... </cite><quote>Almost everything I've heard about this game is about the romance and the sex</quote>Also these, is it the primary focus of the game? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 09/09/23 4:08:33 PM #29:	Karlach or nothing --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:975961172] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Karlach or nothing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 09/09/23 4:08:36 PM #30:	Ye, sequel to the long-standing classic CRPG series Baldur's Gate, did away entirely with the RPG to focus on T&A. --- he's #b#reaking all the rules <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:975961174] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Ye, sequel to the long-standing classic CRPG series Baldur's Gate, did away entirely with the RPG to focus on T&A. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 09/09/23 4:09:00 PM #31:	DrPrimemaster posted... Dude got invested in a story, is that really that weird? There is invested and there is feeling personally hurt by a video game characters decisions. The latter is the behavior of a broken person. --- 1 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:975961181] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>DrPrimemaster posted... </cite><quote>Dude got invested in a story, is that really that weird?</quote>There is invested and there is feeling personally hurt by a video game characters decisions.The latter is the behavior of a broken person. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 09/09/23 4:09:11 PM #32:	DrPrimemaster posted... Also these, is it the primary focus of the game? no. it has more depth (story, writing characters, gameplay mechanics, world) than most RPGs, and the sex/romance is just a small part of that. you can also not have sex/romance with your character, if you don't want to, and the game will still be engaging. --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:975961188] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>DrPrimemaster posted... </cite><quote>Also these, is it the primary focus of the game?</quote>no. it has more depth (story, writing characters, gameplay mechanics, world) than most RPGs, and the sex/romance is just a small part of that. you can also not have sex/romance with your character, if you don't want to, and the game will still be engaging. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 09/09/23 4:09:30 PM #33:	Greenfox111 posted... Almost everything I've heard about this game is about the romance and the sex Well there apparently was a mistake with making your entire party horny toward you which has been fixed I believe --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:975961194] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Greenfox111 posted... </cite><quote>Almost everything I've heard about this game is about the romance and the sex</quote>Well there apparently was a mistake with making your entire party horny toward you which has been fixed I believe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 09/09/23 4:09:34 PM #34:	There is invested and there is getting cucked by pixels because you developed a parasocial relationship with a character programmed to want the bear dick and take that personally. --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. The one thing we agree on. <cite>GranAures posted [p:975961195] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>There is invested and there is getting cucked by pixels because you developed a parasocial relationship with a character programmed to want the bear dick and take that personally. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 09/09/23 4:10:32 PM #36:	DrPrimemaster posted... Also these, is it the primary focus of the game? BG3 is the world's most elaborate dating sim. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:975961208] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>DrPrimemaster posted... </cite><quote>Also these, is it the primary focus of the game?</quote>BG3 is the world's most elaborate dating sim. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 09/09/23 4:11:05 PM #37:	Romance is in no way a major part of the game. --- 1 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:975961217] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Romance is in no way a major part of the game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 09/09/23 4:11:07 PM #38:	I laughed hard at that but then I thought about how this guy must live and it made me just feel sad for him. People are truly delusional when it comes to waifu shit <cite>Axiom posted [p:975961220] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>I laughed hard at that but then I thought about how this guy must live and it made me just feel sad for him. People are truly delusional when it comes to waifu shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VirtuousWrath 09/09/23 4:11:43 PM #39:	That much sex in a videogame is kinda cringe, ngl --- "I sung of chaos and eternal night, taught by the heav'nly muse to venture down the dark descent, and up to reascend... <cite>VirtuousWrath posted [p:975961229] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>That much sex in a videogame is kinda cringe, ngl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 09/09/23 4:11:45 PM #40:	Lmfao. <cite>Srk700 posted [p:975961230] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Lmfao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 09/09/23 4:12:11 PM #41:	Crimsoness posted... Well there apparently was a mistake with making your entire party horny toward you which has been fixed I believe Noooo that's a feature, not a bug! --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:975961243] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>Well there apparently was a mistake with making your entire party horny toward you which has been fixed I believe</quote>Noooo that's a feature, not a bug! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoyoteTheGreat 09/09/23 4:18:31 PM #42:	DrPrimemaster posted... Also these, is it the primary focus of the game? Lol, I'd be surprised if sex stuff made up even .1% of the script of the game. But that's enough to get people like you to not enjoy it, so I suggest you just don't participate in the thing that everyone else is having fun with and enjoying. --- Disobedience is the stamp of the hero. -Ragnar Redbeard Also, this is Kagata.. <cite>CoyoteTheGreat posted [p:975961337] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>DrPrimemaster posted... </cite><quote>Also these, is it the primary focus of the game?</quote>Lol, I'd be surprised if sex stuff made up even .1% of the script of the game. But that's enough to get people like you to not enjoy it, so I suggest you just don't participate in the thing that everyone else is having fun with and enjoying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 09/09/23 4:21:33 PM #43:	Compsognathus posted... Romance is in no way a major part of the game. it can be completely ignored too --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:975961377] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted... </cite><quote>Romance is in no way a major part of the game.</quote>it can be completely ignored too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 09/09/23 4:22:15 PM #44:	CoyoteTheGreat posted... Lol, I'd be surprised if sex stuff made up even .1% of the script of the game. But that's enough to get people like you to not enjoy it, so I suggest you just don't participate in the thing that everyone else is having fun with and enjoying. I really like Divinity 2 so was planning on picking this up. But have only heard about this stuff in the story. I was just asking. --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:975961387] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>CoyoteTheGreat posted... </cite><quote>Lol, I'd be surprised if sex stuff made up even .1% of the script of the game. But that's enough to get people like you to not enjoy it, so I suggest you just don't participate in the thing that everyone else is having fun with and enjoying.</quote>I really like Divinity 2 so was planning on picking this up. But have only heard about this stuff in the story. I was just asking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuzzKilljoy 09/09/23 4:30:21 PM #45:	Tenlaar posted... I haven't played BG3 for more than a couple of hours to see how it feels and all of the talk about sex in the game really lessens my interest in giving it an actual playthrough. Is it really that big a part of things or is it just a small part of the game that a ton of people are talking about all the time? You've probably been replied to by now but I just canceled all the romances in Act 1. Shit was too cringy and forced for my taste. NPCs you've never even talked to all try to fuck at one specific scripted moment and it was just so poorly done, but very easy to avoid. --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>BuzzKilljoy posted [p:975961516] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite><quote>I haven't played BG3 for more than a couple of hours to see how it feels and all of the talk about sex in the game really lessens my interest in giving it an actual playthrough. Is it really that big a part of things or is it just a small part of the game that a ton of people are talking about all the time?</quote>You've probably been replied to by now but I just canceled all the romances in Act 1. Shit was too cringy and forced for my taste. NPCs you've never even talked to all try to fuck at one specific scripted moment and it was just so poorly done, but very easy to avoid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/09/23 4:30:46 PM #46:	Tbh I get it. I get into the role play pretty hard. It wouldn't bother me THAT much but I would def be uncomfortable after having witnessed that. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:975961523] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Tbh I get it. I get into the role play pretty hard. It wouldn't bother me THAT much but I would def be uncomfortable after having witnessed that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HairyQueen 09/09/23 4:33:46 PM #47:	Tbf, we all feel the same as Shart does about Halsin. --- "Every last inch of me's covered in hair!" <cite>HairyQueen posted [p:975961570] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Tbf, we all feel the same as Shart does about Halsin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 09/09/23 8:23:02 PM #48:	Im curious how old this person is. I remember tons of arguments here back in the day about rpg girls that were at least that cringe. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:975965609] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Im curious how old this person is.I remember tons of arguments here back in the day about rpg girls that were at least that cringe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 09/09/23 8:24:25 PM #49:	he probably flirted with everyone early on and didn't commit. gale gets clingy but everyone else will do their own stuff if you don't pursue them --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:975965640] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>he probably flirted with everyone early on and didn't commit. gale gets clingy but everyone else will do their own stuff if you don't pursue them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 09/09/23 8:27:26 PM #50:	Shadowheart won't even sleep with you until Act 3. The game is only horny if you make it horny. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:975965700] in Man gets c... [t:80560633]...</cite> <quote>Shadowheart won't even sleep with you until Act 3. The game is only horny if you make it horny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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