Current Events > Man gets cucked in BG3 and loses his mind

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Caracalla
09/09/23 8:29:55 PM
#51:


I can fix her
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spikethedevil
09/09/23 8:31:22 PM
#52:


MICHALECOLE posted...
I think I may need to try this game out

this is some sort of dating sim?

Its Baldurs Gate 3

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spikethedevil
09/09/23 8:32:01 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
Also these, is it the primary focus of the game?

You dont have to romance anyone.

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JuanCarlos1
09/09/23 8:33:00 PM
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Alteres posted...
Im curious how old this person is.

I remember tons of arguments here back in the day about rpg girls that were at least that cringe.

Im guessing late 30s, early 40s. This is legit old school nerd stuff.

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MICHALECOLE
09/09/23 8:50:50 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Its Baldurs Gate 3
Do you play as baldur? Or is that the name of the high school?
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Blue_Inigo
09/09/23 9:19:37 PM
#56:


Enclave posted...
Shadowheart won't even sleep with you until Act 3. The game is only horny if you make it horny.
If you kiss her do you miss out with Karlach

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Zikten
09/09/23 9:19:50 PM
#57:


MICHALECOLE posted...
Do you play as baldur? Or is that the name of the high school?
Baldur is a god or ancient hero or something. Baldurs Gate is a city in the game. There are no highschools. It's set in a medieval fantasy world
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Enclave
09/09/23 9:25:37 PM
#58:


Blue_Inigo posted...
If you kiss her do you miss out with Karlach

Fuck if I know, I friend zoned Karlach early on.

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YellowSUV
09/09/23 9:26:10 PM
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What a novice, this is why you only have ladies in your party when you go to the brothel.

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MICHALECOLE
09/09/23 9:27:46 PM
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Zikten posted...
Baldur is a god or ancient hero or something. Baldurs Gate is a city in the game. There are no highschools. It's set in a medieval fantasy world
Seems like a weird place to put a dating sim, but Im not opposed to it
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thronedfire2
09/09/23 9:28:44 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Seems like a weird place to put a dating sim, but Im not opposed to it

everyone wants to bang when under threat of imminent death

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MICHALECOLE
09/09/23 9:37:46 PM
#62:


thronedfire2 posted...
everyone wants to bang when under threat of imminent death
The implication
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thronedfire2
09/09/23 9:49:29 PM
#63:


MICHALECOLE posted...
The implication

you literally start the game under threat of imminent death

it only gets sexier from there

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AnsestralRecall
09/09/23 9:56:29 PM
#64:


Shadowheart is <3
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Lordgold666
09/09/23 9:58:44 PM
#65:


Lol

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Jagr_68
09/09/23 10:00:05 PM
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For him, art imitated life.

Pathetic.

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itachi15243
09/09/23 10:01:36 PM
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Can't he just murder halsin if he's so damn upset? Or something? @_@

It's... its a game after. -_-

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ssj3vegeta
09/09/23 10:06:29 PM
#68:


bro i need to play dis game

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Xenogears15
09/09/23 10:07:14 PM
#69:


Vyrulisse posted...
I knew Shadowheart was a freak when I let the Priest of Loviatar beat me at the Goblin Camp. She was getting off on it.

Yeah, that was the first interaction I had in the game that made me cock my head sideways. Made sense when I thought about it, but I changed my opinion on her quick.

As the old meme from WOT went: how strangely erotic.

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IfGodCouldDie
09/09/23 10:14:38 PM
#70:


Tenlaar posted...
I haven't played BG3 for more than a couple of hours to see how it feels and all of the talk about sex in the game really lessens my interest in giving it an actual playthrough. Is it really that big a part of things or is it just a small part of the game that a ton of people are talking about all the time?
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MICHALECOLE
09/09/23 10:16:53 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
you literally start the game under threat of imminent death

it only gets sexier from there
Far cry 3 flashbacks
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Unknown5uspect
09/09/23 10:17:16 PM
#72:


ProfessorKukui posted...
Should have gone with Karlach

PoopPotato posted...
Karlach or nothing
Men of culture right here.

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Zergrush80
09/09/23 11:03:42 PM
#73:


NTR simulator

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Kradek
09/09/23 11:12:21 PM
#74:


Crimsoness posted...
Well there apparently was a mistake with making your entire party horny toward you which has been fixed I believe

I think this is one of the funniest things I've ever read lmao.

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BewmHedshot
09/09/23 11:14:43 PM
#75:


MICHALECOLE posted...
I think I may need to try this game out

this is some sort of dating sim?
I mean that's basically what D&D is yeah, nerds get together and simulate having a life.
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Xenogears15
09/09/23 11:28:21 PM
#76:


Unknown5uspect posted...
Men of culture right here.

Karlach is wholesomeness incarnate that we all need.

Shadowheart is the goth dommy mommy that we all secretly crave.

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AnsestralRecall
09/10/23 12:03:10 AM
#77:


Xenogears15 posted...
Karlach is wholesomeness incarnate that we all need.

Shadowheart is the goth dommy mommy that we all secretly crave.

Secretly?
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Heineken14
09/10/23 12:05:37 AM
#78:


Oh, thought this was going to be another video of dipshit Az flipping his shit about CURRENT YEAR!

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tripleh213
09/10/23 12:34:40 AM
#79:


GOTY folks fr

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Notti
09/13/23 5:48:53 AM
#80:


Axiom posted...
I laughed hard at that but then I thought about how this guy must live and it made me just feel sad for him. People are truly delusional when it comes to waifu shit


Dudes falling for all sorts of fantasy girls.

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boxoto
09/13/23 7:50:37 AM
#81:


I added Halsin to the party, and they're already flirting

there was some conversation about animals, I think, and she's like, "I can make animal sounds if you want"

she's not slick

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Avirosb
09/13/23 7:52:11 AM
#82:


BewmHedshot posted...
I mean that's basically what D&D is yeah, nerds get together and simulate having a life.
It's not hardcore unless they also simulate the STDs.

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GranAures
09/13/23 8:18:45 AM
#83:


Avirosb posted...
It's not hardcore unless they also simulate the STDs.
BoEF has those.

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Avirosb
09/13/23 8:24:04 AM
#84:


GranAures posted...
BoEF has those.
Rappers be like that.

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Foppe
09/13/23 8:32:55 AM
#85:


So when do we see a "my waifu is a virgin that only wants me" mod?

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