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Bestoffuture
08/31/23 9:38:14 PM
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Should we unplug and replug him?

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DementedDurian
08/31/23 9:38:45 PM
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Bestoffuture posted...
Should we unplug and replug him?

Wouldn't that just be an enema?

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/31/23 9:38:56 PM
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He's recovering from a concussion after a fall several months back.

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MICHALECOLE
08/31/23 9:39:51 PM
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Hes 45,000 years old
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Zikten
08/31/23 9:40:09 PM
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He is becoming how Republicans think Biden is.
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Strider102
08/31/23 9:46:47 PM
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He's running on obsolete software. They're afraid to update him because he's an old design and it could cause a catastrophic hardware failure.

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Block_that_Kick
08/31/23 9:47:15 PM
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Hes not freezing. Hes buffering.

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DepreceV2
08/31/23 9:49:07 PM
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I dont like Mitch but it is concerning. He might need to step down for his own sake. I do not like his policies but I dont want people to have major health issues

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PreacherBeelze
08/31/23 9:50:37 PM
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Hes at the end of his life and shouldnt be a politician anymore (really should never have been)

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HBKick18
08/31/23 9:53:40 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
I dont like Mitch but it is concerning. He might need to step down for his own sake. I do not like his policies but I dont want people to have major health issues
don't waste your empathy on mitch mcconnell, of all people.

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008Zulu
08/31/23 9:57:12 PM
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He keeps thinking of happy minorities.

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StealThisSheen
08/31/23 9:58:04 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
He's recovering from a concussion after a fall several months back.

That's almost definitely not why. It's what Republicans would rather you believe, instead of the obvious answer of... He's getting old, and suffering from strokes.

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SkittyOnWailord
08/31/23 10:02:59 PM
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He's just gaining power. Eventually he'll build up enough to zip around like the Flash.

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Nemu
08/31/23 10:05:10 PM
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We really need some kind of absolute cutoff point for politicians. It's simply silly that someone so old and clearly broken is allowed to hold any power.
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C-zom
08/31/23 10:06:15 PM
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Truth is, he's at end of life stages for some kind of concussion or stroke that happened semi-recently.

His handlers must love it because they can prop him up to sign or say whatever if he doesn't freeze up.

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littlebro07
09/01/23 6:07:26 AM
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Because some brave soul is hunting down and destroying his Horcruxes.

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tremain07
09/01/23 6:12:00 AM
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C-zom posted...
Truth is, he's at end of life stages for some kind of concussion or stroke that happened semi-recently.

His handlers must love it because they can prop him up to sign or say whatever if he doesn't freeze up.
Just like the people hanging around Fienstien, There are so many people in positions of power in this country who have one foot in the grave and their handlers are there to advance their own careers and the agendas of the people who put them in place, Fienstien in particular is there still because of Nancy Pelosi and to make sure Newsom doesn't put a progressive in her place, Mcconnell is there because the Federal Society wants him there both of them are there along with others to keep the rich and their corporations happy and it's just plain disgusting, they're actively holding back progress for this country for their own greed and power lust and this is just one of the ways they're doing it.

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Lobinde
09/01/23 6:14:36 AM
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The pharoah's curse.

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